[rarabro]

siri read a message from my mom (2017)

[harlequinesque]

i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get

[discogolfmagazine]

this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life

[localstarboy]

He made the Harry Potter tune so wavy

[thequeenadwoa]

#BlackHogwarts

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

[burgrs1994-deactivated20151224]

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

[icelandicstripperboots]

[fleshanimal]

[captioneddisney]

[37roses-deactivated20160114]

i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition

[fckthestate-deactivated20150902]

this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books

[bitterlush]

[mariopowertennis]

[898-deactivated20210515]

[baetology]

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

[bumblebeebats]

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

[safeguards]

[ghostsfacer]

what if people got a new name every birthday

what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh

“I had my first kiss when I was Greg”

[ghostsfacer]

this wasn’t supposed to get notes

[hannahkemp-deactivated20240409]

Early Mornings//Washington July 2016

[dsxsbx]

[dinoscully]

ufos and recreation (7/?)