Geronimo

[kkdjfdsfdhgjdg-deactivated20190]

🥰

[hexpress]

CHIPS GOT CHUBBY CHEEEEEEKS

[wireslide]

I do not hesitate or exaggerate to say that I would absolutely die for Chips.

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

[theeeprotagonist]

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

[blkmedusa]

Karma will pop me if I don’t

[dankmemeuniversity]

[danks-gif]

[luisonte]

[gaystation-4]

RIP Violet Chachki

[facelesskinkyblackguyblog]

Holy shit lmao

[wildflowerveins]

the most iconic harry potter character is easily blaise zabini’s mother who was so beautiful she got away with murdering each of her seven husbands, all of whom had left her their fortunes when they died. by the time husband #3 died, it was probably really obvious she had a hand in their deaths and yet! four more men decided she was worth it! four more dudes decided dying was an ok sacrifice for her! lmao she is just as iconic as helen of troy, perhaps even more so 

[afrodesiacworldwide]

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Jamaican artist Kranium vibing with the parrot 😂 the bird has rhythm

[blackboyjoy]

🇯🇲

[jurassic-parks-n-rex]

🙌🏿

[maxeth]

Survival horror but you are inside a fucking IKEA and the enemy is the Staff

[pumpkinradish-deactivated202004]

Now THAT is a horror game

[wartortling]

this is just how ikea is

[sevreds-deactivated20181129]

[menpale]

[jettestblack-deactivated2017080]

[dsudis]

You need to unmute this, it is so beautiful. So pure. 

[earthyendeavors-deactivated2025]

Indian Giver

You’re an Indian giver in the way you love: Everything you give, you take away.

[full-time-n8ive-deactivated2017]

What is an Indian giver?

[nizhonibird]

A person who gives something and than wants it back.

[full-time-n8ive-deactivated2017]

what did the Indians want back?

[marrymejasonsegel]

[prokopetz]

More specifically, the term “Indian giver” arose from a series of incidents in which European colonists would borrow food and supplies from the local First Nations, then turn around and go “oh, we thought it was a gift” when the locals later tried to collect on the loan.

Modern history books like to bang on about “cultural misunderstandings”, but if you look at contemporary records, it’s clear that there was no misunderstanding - the colonists totally understood that they were being extended a loan, and simply didn’t want to pay it back.

The myth that Native Americans liked to swindle people by giving them gifts and later claiming that the gift had actually been a loan - hence, “Indian giver” - thus developed in order to retroactively justify the colonists stiffing the locals when those loans came due.

(In the interest of clarity, interest-bearing loans were not commonly practiced by North America’s First Nations at the time, though they did exist among some groups; in this context, the term “loan” simply means “I give you something you need right now, and you give me back something of equal value at some specified or unspecified future date”.)

[alwaysbewoke]

Unceasing reblog.

[the-real-seebs]

pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly. public: applause pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly. public: confused applause

[traceytonight]

[wiiuapologist]

pornhub: chaotic good

[sundercity]

[m86-deactivated20171116]

what timeline is this

[unfollovving]

pornhub doing a better job than Trump/America

[clevelandslair]

somewhere in all this bad pornhub is out here doing so much good

[pochowek]

(teleports to 13th century europe) Nobody on their phones. What a beautiful sight :) (peasant beside me cherishes his last gasp of amazement at my clean ass jordans as he dies of common fever)

[jehovahhthickness]

If Rosa Parks was Haitian 🇭🇹😂

[karayray1-deactivated20230129]

“Arrest me, call them” this geeks

[sincerelyafrica]

So a friend of mine told me how yesterday his coworker died on the way to work due to speeding and crossed a red light (she was late for the third time, so I’m guessing she was trying to avoid a write up). As soon as she crossed the light she was hit on the drivers side by a semi. The messed up part is that in less than an hour her table was cleared for a new worker. In less than 4 hours they had sent out the news that they are hiring. By the end of the day the hiring manager had contacted 4 people for an interview. Moral of the story is, these jobs don’t care about your ass. They will replace you in a snap. Don’t risk or waste your life trying to go above and beyond for a job that could care less about your wellbeing.

[classicsnake]

THE FACT THAT THERE’S PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID OF SNAKES MAKES ME SO SAD I MEAN

[iguanamouth]

look again