dumb shit I think while driving

I have a 1.5 hour commute and ADHD. here are some of the thoughts I have and things I see I guess.

[tales-from-the-commute]

Most of my posts are streams of consciousness because I don't text and drive, I use speech to text.

My tagging can be pretty bad because I'm fairly new to tumblr and also autistic.

I sometimes post multiple times a day because I have a backlog of ideas.

[tales-from-the-commute]

I saw a Nissan Juke with dalmatian spots all over it. And I didn't think they could make a Nissan Juke uglier. But they did.

[mossworm]

she's so cute, how do I talk to her

[teeth--king]

This reminds me of the image i made after seeing one of these bad boys in the wild a bit back. True beasts of beauty.

[tales-from-the-commute]

I've recently made a hobby of looking up the UN four number codes on the sides of like, liquid commodity trucks and I just saw one that was liquefied hydrogen. I just passed literal tons of liquid hydrogen. that is a bomb. you are driving a bomb. that's like if the Hindenburg was safer and a truck

[tales-from-the-commute]

The city of newberg named one of their Street sweepers "Sweeping Beauty". It has a decal on the side of it with flowers too

[tales-from-the-commute]

What if the way to stop climate change is to take all the CO2 from the atmosphere and put it in like say some sort of sugary drink and then just have all of humanity ingest it

[tales-from-the-commute]

What if we hung out at the black lives matter garbage truck

[tales-from-the-commute]

Only in Portland will you see a bumper sticker on a car that says "i heart mcr and gay sex"

[tales-from-the-commute]

Saw a log truck that had logs that stuck out a good 6 ft past the end of the trailer they had flags on, and there was an oversized load truck behind a pickup truck that was driving under the logs. like the top of the cab was under the logs on the log truck. I just think the job requirements for that job have to include "never seen final destination."

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Driving through Aurora and there's a farm that sells fresh produce. The have a sign for "large cabbage" that just says "large cabbage". There's a spike with a large cabbage stuck on that I have watched gradually wilt away over the past 6 months

[tales-from-the-commute]

Fuck this traffic light in particular. Short ass bitch light with people always turning right illegally.

All my homies hate this light

[tales-from-the-commute]

Taco Time on Barbur blvd in Tigard. they have a sign that says "happy October! we have fish taco"

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I saw a LabCorp van and I'm sorry. you can't trick me I know that that Vans full of piss. Piss van piss van

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What if we kissed in the back of the MetroWest gay pride ambulance in Portland

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Saw a truck that's for AAA automotive services and it helps people whose car battery has gone bad in an emergency. but on the back of it it says we install AAA batteries, which makes me think they're responding to "emergencies" where somebody's remote has died like TV remote. "I need the AAA battery service to come put the little tiny batteries in my flashlight"