Tales of Awkward Potatoes

Starring potatoes anonymous with potato tales about our potato lives. And apparently we have cornered the market on potato blogs.

[sidestepup2thestreets]

why does every social interaction with someone new feel like taking a test i didn’t study for

[fyeahscorpion]

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01/07/2015

Stayed awake and focused in classes with 4 hours of sleep. 

- sweetpotato

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03/24/2014

Attempting to draw fanart when my friend surprises me from behind and sees what I was drawing. 

- sweetpotato

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03/24/2014

The acting station for the mock Mmi is brutal. The patient told me he divorced his wife and his song broke his leg and I told him "I'm sorry for your loss." Apparently that was the wrong thing to say cause it sounded like someone died. - potatopatty

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03/23/2014

Took a good 20 minutes trying to order take-out. 

- Sweetpotato

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03/20/2014

I just got an email for an interview tomorrow where I could possibly be placed in a position to teach literacy to prison inmates. And not even get paid for it. Why did I think leaving my room was a good idea again? -Potato Patty  

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03/20/2014

I wasn’t paying attention and was the only person who lost a game of Simon Says. Of course everybody saw and laughed…

- Sweetpotato

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03/19/2014

So the fire alarm rang today during Chem class and the prof kept lecturing even though you can see the people next door evacuating in their lab coats with their beakers. I never found chemistry class more entertaining. -Potatopatty :D

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03/19/2014

I was approached by a stranger inquiring whether or not I could speak Mandarin for whatever reason. In a moment of panic, I blurted out NO! (when in reality, I could). 

- Sweetpotato