Pas de vie est dure comme ma bite.

Hallo meine Freunde der Nacht! I'm 20 years old. I watch too many shows to list them all but I mostly post about TW. Feel free to ask me about anything you want.

[sirobvious]

Some days I feel like I’m 29 feet away from a Japanese radish

[sprachgefuehle]

der 🫩emoji wurde nur zu dem zweck eingeführt, akkurat beschreiben zu können, wie ich mich jedes mal fühle, wenn der name "friedrich merz" fällt

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

[zoesupreme]

well the thing is that's an extremely reasonable concern

[queer-as-city-folk]

Anti-city people are just plain fascinating to me

[pissvortex]

[whattheforkdude]

please unmute this

[failbag]

I’ve never seen high school musical and now I never need to

[beccar]

Basketball basketball we love basketball

[djotime]

Obsession 2026, dir. Curry Barker

[gaylor-moon]

[grippy3000]

fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

[grippy3000]

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

[pettyartist]

Here's a picture of her, by the way

And her super supportive wife

[nentuaby]

The championship, it should be noted, is unisex. Apparently being a trans woman gives you an innate biological advantage over both cis men and cis women.

[vexwerewolf]

The innate biological advantage of being cool as fuck

[yellow-cat]

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Germans completely outdid the english language by calling tv a farseer. They got their orcish shamans to name that shit

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

[sinnsenke]

Hier ist das erste deutsche Zweite mit dem Tagesheute

[swordi001]

My blog isn't a safe space btw. It failed the last TÜV inspection due to lack of handrails and Notausgangschilder

[thememedaddy]

[agalaxyofthewolfstars]

I'm turning 27 in a few months and yep.

[parkchanwoohoo]

The world could be so beautiful

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[kinghardy]