Tale

they/them; adult; anxious; multifandom

[talesofvariety]

Introduction/navigation thingy:

Tale, they/them, creature, some type of aro/ace.

Trying to be more unapologetically me on here.

Tags:

tale fragment - for my stuff

rb - 4 reblogs

[autistobrat]

is there another answer between yes and no

[thewaffleking720]

[autistobrat]

what is it then

[talesofvariety]

Wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy.

[ruderubicante]

A Love for Ignorance

[sexboobomb]

I want to learn more exclamations that aren’t strictly just religious stuff. “Jesus Christ” this, “oh my god” that, nah I want something fresh.

What are some of y’all’s favorite exclamations that aren’t about god?

[sexboobomb]

first submission and we're already off to a fantastic start. absolutely love this one thank you

[sexboobomb]

ok its time for the challenge round now we want nominations that arent about sex either actually

[mbrainspaz]

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

[foldingfittedsheets]

@chekhovs-tantrum

Absolutely not letting you leave these in the tags.

[talesofvariety]

I use 'are you bloody serious' and a drawn out 'awww maaan'.

[sinturyart]

Got inspired by overexposed photos. They make for interesting concepts on memory

[m-y-c-e-l-i-u-m]

BREAKING: World's sleepiest guys have a little snooze together

I'm still trying to figure out exactly how I envision them looking but I thought this was worth posting anyways 🦭

[silivren-vera]

The air was a hurricane of anger, swirling around the young Dreamlord. "Despite the laws, against all customs, they decided that death was an escape from punishment. The Furies -"

"Kindly Ones, sir."

"No, I refuse to call them anything but what they are. They stole Morpheus from the Sunless Lands and threw him into an immortal human body, dumping him somewhere in London. " Daniel was seething with rage; the skies outside the window were darkening. " I cannot touch his dream journal, I can't find him in the collective unconsciousness, Death cannot find him, nor Despair."

"He's in a park," Hob said quietly.

Lucienne and Dream turned around, to see Hob Gadling, impossible medieval peasant, slowly turning the pages of the untouchable journal -- cradled in his arms.

"He keeps dreaming about feeding the birds. And cats purring to him. There's a bench there."

"How did you ...?"

Hob looked up. " I just ... picked it up."

[britishbiscuits]

Just put the buttons in the bag bro🥀

[zodelydraws]

"So hot.. " mumbles Hob under his breath, "I mean, the WEATHER!"

[autistobrat]

ice is just water going through a hard time

[autistobrat]

it was downhill for me every since I realised I could think

[autistobrat]

awesome behaviour mate it seems really natural do you mind if I replicate you to appear human enough

[commandersheena]

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

[marvelousiz]

Meanwhile, somewhere else in Night Vale:

Happy Pride to the original gay podcast people

[talesofvariety]

„Eiffel Tower.“

„Dang, how'd you survive that?“

[talesofvariety]

Just got surprised by a neighbour opening the front door, when I was about to do the same. I said 'whoops' and then immediately apologised. Like wtf brain?! An apology was unnecessary in that situation.

At this point I'm not even sure if it's anxiety or just habit.

[natyoboi]

Simon’s eyes ♥️

Posting this here before scope creep kicks my ass

Reference below (I found it on Pinterest and I thought of Simon so…yeah)