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@talia-wentworth
Yes, the rumors are true.
I’m glad I could remind you. Not glad you had forgotten.
I'm sure you buying me a drink will also help with your reminding me. And maybe it'll even get you to forget that I'd forgotten why I bother with you.
Text || Talick
N: Wow, we've progressed to threats.
N: Did she really do that to someone? She mentioned it, but I thought she was kidding.
N: Yeah, he does, but I haven't paid attention to them much. It's always diverted the adults' attention from us normal folk so I could sneak off and do something dastardly while people gushed over the couple. I don't know what the couple was doing to earn it.
N: You're the first person who's said that to me. But yeah, I do have fun with her. I'd like to back it up off the heavy stuff and get back to the fun parts, you know?
T: It wasn't a threat, it was a fact.
T: I guess you'll have to find out... Or continue /not/ finding out.
T: Probably being nauseatingly sweet is what earned the attention. Not that I've noticed. But good for you; using grotesque things to your advantage.
T: Because I'm real and I speak the truth, boiiii. No, but yeah, I'm actually happy because two of the, like, ten people in the entire world that I tolerate actually dig each other. Which is cool.
Talia's gift from Charlotte Montgomery.
Merry Holiday~
(Vintage Polished Chrome Zippo Lighter)
(let’s pretend this has Talia’s initials on it, mkay? Mkay.)
(La Perla Anoinetta Teddy)
(Apparently buying sexy pajamas is a thing.)
Talia's gift from Nate Archibald.
Have a very Merry. I expect you to test drive this for me and let me know how it works.
Talia's gift from Bryce Nichols.
Merry Christmas shithead.
Talia's gift from Nick Vanderbilt.
Merry Christmas. It was the most appropriate thing I could give you.
(Columbia University Swarovksi necklace)
Talia's gift from Riley Carlisle.
Merry Stonedmas.
Can I use it too? Please? xoxo
I bet this will help me sleep.
I meant the one I purchased for you, but no, I haven’t opened yours yet. It isn’t officially Christmas.
Why? Either of us are still as free to spend time together. Well… I’ve been officiallyin a relationship with school, but that’s over now.
Aw, that blows; I just got super excited. Who cares if it isn't Christmas? I'm not even religious. So... What'd you get me?
And when's the last time that's happened?
Yes, the rumors are true.
Who, me? No, not so much.
Yeah, definitely. Life’s too short to be a drag.
Good, you had me worried.
Now I remember why I'm friends with you.
Text || Talick
N: If you've met her, you'd know she'll do what she wants when she wants. She couldn't be mistaken for property even if I was one of those douchey assholes who treat women like that.
N: I don't spend time around couples so I don't know what kind you're speaking of exactly. I can promise you we'll never be annoying. I'm not sure how much time we're actually planning on spending together. Right now it's when we want to get drunk. Or go out of town. That's about it.
T: I hope you remember that, unless you want to get your dick chopped off and fed to you. And that'd be a shame.
T: Doesn't your cousin have a girlfriend? They're a good example of what I mean.
T: Either way, I know you guys'll have fun and even though this situation is completely fucked, you guys are good together.
Which do you think will happen first, GG: Caisson/Talia or Caisson/Isobel?
Since all three of them will be in the land of ‘don’t ask and we won’t tell,’ I’d call it a tie but I don’t think either of those lovely ladies like to share — even after the fact. Sloppy seconds are so last generation, after all.
In the case of younger Andrews, though, the other thing we have to look at is cost versus benefit. He is interested in himself above all — and to tell you the truth (because I’m good like that all the time anyway)— there is no benefit for him in picking up his brother’s sloppy seconds.
So taking Beirut and the insane amount of alcohol out of things, I think Caisson will have a dalliance with Talia before he’d touch Isobel with his (or any) ten foot pole.
I bet this will help me sleep.
Well hello there. I just got your Christmas present this morning so your timing is perfect.
How are you?
I was super proud of that one; wasn't it just great? Or did you not open it yet?
I'm just peachy; can't complain. Though, I'm officially beginning to feel like the third wheel in the friendship that includes you, me, and Riley.
Text || Talick
N: Thank God. Seriously, if it weren't worth keeping her for other reasons, that one would do it. We bypassed a lot of bullshit.
N: Door number two, Bob. We're thinking no sudden movements.
N: Yeah. Well I'm nothing if not a master of the obvious.
T: You speak of her like she's property, lol.
T: Hey, my kind of couple.
T: But please don't become one of those annoying couples to be around because that's no fun.
Yes, the rumors are true.
Thus the basis of its appeal. Well, okay. Not just you. I’d miss you. Not this conversation, but in general.
That’s exactly what I was thinking. It wasn’t my selection, but I’m making the best of it.
Don't tell me you've grown sentimental with marriage, old man? {rolls her eyes} I guess I'd miss you too.
You seem to be a pro at that, so I'm sure you'll be fine.
Your weekend has been boring until this moment.
I was judging off the fact that he is, in fact, pussy-whipped. He’s practically a manwhoring legend and he brought her home to meet my parents. It’s the first time a girl has lasted him more than about ive minutes.
What do you mean it took them a long time? Why?
God. I’m asking for details about my brother’s sex life like I didn’t used to hear it through the walls.
Anyway, why? Because I have to admit, that just makes him seem more whipped.
I don't think it's so much pussy whipped; he actually has feelings for her. He didn't bring the other ones home to meet your parents because they were just a quick fuck.
Thank God for headphones, right?
Or that makes him caring; he was waiting until she was ready.
I bet this will help me sleep.
Any takers?
You've officially intrigued me, Montgomery. Pour me a glass.
Yes, the rumors are true.
I’m probably moving to Australia.
Oh, don't move to Australia; I can't make fun of you're all the way over there.
But I've heard plenty of good things about Down Under, so I'm sure you'll have plenty of fun over there if you do go.
