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[rhapsodicdaisies]

[destroymylife]

[meanplastic]

me: hi! how are you today :)

customer:

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

This isn’t even an exaggeration

[queenfaithmarie]

This🙄🙄🙄

[hijacker-deactivated20160621]

not only am I funny but I have nice titties too

[hallucin8]

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

[lo-kaia]

Thanks I hate it

[fifty-shadesofgay]

partner: *cums*

me: great! will you be needing anything else today?

[ruffboi-mags]

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

[taviacw]

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

[rabbitloser]

🌙

[mirandatacchia]

Don’t pretend like you haven’t done this.

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[ausimilation]

K. But I’m crying

[retrogamingblog]

Gaming then and now

[sixpenceee]

The above is Umpqua Hot Springs located in Oregon, United States. (Source)

[talkaboutrasta]

I miss being here. If you have the chance to go, do it!!!! Message me and I can give you the coordinates!!!!

[marvelandshit]

[motiya]

*looking at the moon* what highlighter does she use?

[mirai-e-jump]

[bidoof]

look if movies being like 2.5 hours long is just gonna be the norm from now on then we gotta bring back intermissions. please let me piss.

[skarlatha]

There is legit an app called “RunPee” that tells you when you can get up and go pee without missing anything important. You hit the timer when the movie starts and then it vibrates when you can make a pee run. It even gives you a little summary of what you missed that you can read while you pee.

[dragonheartstring360]

Reblogging to save lives

[prof-grace-aspen]

Oh my god I need this

[theintrovertnation]

Follow Introvert Nation @introvertproblems

[80slesbiab]

mood: anne hathaway holding a knife and laughing

[hyrude]

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