Talk Fast Im Okay With That✨

Calum .T. Hood

[richardsiiken-remade]

Alec: I'm goy.

Alec: Guy.

Alec: Giy.

Jace: It's okay, take your time.

Alec:

Alec: *pointing at Magnus* BOYS.

[90s90s90s]

[sarroora]

I’VE ALWAYS FOR 15 YEARS SINCE I WAS 10 WANTED TO KNOW WHAT THE CERTIFICATE LOOKED LIKE. THANK YOU FOR SHARING.

[terracannon876]

Wow.

[blobertson]

oh my god

[nckptmn]

2nd grade legend come to life

[shadow-hunt-feed]

🍳The Real Housewives of Idris™📢: (me when anyone talks about Malec breaking up)

Based on this post : Based on this post by : @incorrect-sh-quotes « https://incorrect-sh-quotes.tumblr.com/post/159355889745/alec-mom-magnus-is-not-my-boyfriend »

[ineffablebarnes]

Alec: Magnus…..I’m sorry but I have to do this.

Magnus: It’s okay Alexander I understand.

Alec, on the verge of tears: *sends one of Magnus’s pawns back to start*

Simon:

Simon: This is literally a game of ‘Sorry’ but okay whatever.

[madmadmilk]

Once I told my boyfriend that I was going to lose my virginity to Tom Holland, not him, and he looked at me for the longest time before sighing and saying, “I am a disappointment.”

[wetookanoath]

A Fact.

[raviposting]

Ryan: “Now onto our final theory: that he was kidnapped by aliens.”

Shane: “Oh horSEHIT!!!!” 

Peter Q, who’s been watching over Peter P.’s shoulder this whole time: “Wha-NO, NO, HE’S RIGHT, THAT BIG BLUE BASTARD DID IT.” 

[lady--of--fandoms]

L´ORÉAL - Because you’re worth it pt. 2

[agentbadbitch]

100% blame hot actors and their characters for my lack of any interest in men I actually know

[ultimatespider]

gwen should be introduced as mj's love interest. that would be a plottwist

[tboj]

Malec + text posts 

- What do you mean this isn’t what happened…

[calumscrinkles]

introducing me from camp rock 2 will never not be wonderful and amazing

[greelin]

befriending me is just basically getting a front-row ticket to my easily-excited ass yelling about everything, always. even if i’m not literally yelling i’m still, in spirit, yelling. that’s the ticket you bought. you didn’t ask for it but you got a backstage pass too, free of charge. welcome to hell

[dajo42]

why are my hands cold but not the rest of me

[bluelivesaintshit]

The ghosts are holding your hands

[dajo42]

how romantic……

[slytherfelices]

jace: so, let me get this straight-

magnus: more like let me run this bi you.

simon: let's just see how this pans out.

raphael: We should ace-ess the situation.

alec: i'm gay.

[shadwhuntersimagines]

Masterlist - (Shadowhunters)

(not my gif, but let’s all appreciate these two cuties laughing).

ALEC LIGHTWOOD: * “Home”. * “Good Enough”. * “No Matter What”. * “Why Me?”. * “Treason”. (part 1) (part 2). * “Mundane World”.

JACE WAYLAND: * “This is Real”. * “Treason”. (part 1) (part 2). * “A Normal Life”. (part 1) (part 2) (part 3). * “Stay”.

THE LIGHTWOODS: * “Fight” - (part 1) (part 2) (part 3). * “Sacrifice”. (part 1)

ISABELLE LIGHTWOOD: * “Treason”. (part 1) (part 2).

MAGNUS BANE: * “Treason”. (part 1) (part 2). * ‘Open Heart”.

SIMON LEWIS: * “First Date”.

RAPHAEL SANTIAGO: * “A Normal Life”. (part 1) (part 2) (part 3). * “Open Heart”.

[spideymahn]

bruce banner: *needs hulk to fight*

hulk: N O

bruce banner:

[nobleoswald]

thor and peter would be best buddies bc peter would introduce thor to like. Everything

“hey thor can i make you a twitter?” “sure little spider boy i love birds” 

“hey thor you wanna watch a vine compilation?” “sure little human man i love nature”

“hey thor let’s start a snapchat streak” “sure little insect child i love to chat and snap” 

thor doesn’t get a single one of the things after peter shows them to him but he goes and shows valkyrie all of them anyway and valkyrie is like “i don’t get human technology” but she and thor figure some of it out together and they get a snap streak going but they don’t get that you don’t like. send one picture to everyone. so every morning val sends everyone on her snapchat (which is mostly just thor, peter, every friend that peter gave the snapchat to, and whatever other avengers peter also made a snapchat for) a picture of the floor that says “good morning thor” 

and thor’s snap streaks to everyone every morning are “This is for Spider-Man!” “And this one is for Bruce!” but he sends each one to everyone and there are three (3) options for the pictures: darkness, the first dog he sees that morning, or just straight up a picture of the sun