☆〜（ゝ。∂）Blog Introduction, because i feel like i should at least introduce myself ☆彡
• First of all, hello and welcome to my Tumblr account! My name is Crow, I mostly re-blog and post things i am interested in here, so i am just chilling in general!
•I am an artist (i plan to post my drawings more often), and a writer (sort of, even though i make tons of grammar mistakes). I also want to post my little stories in here, but most of them are in my native language and i am pretty lazy to translate them to English (But i will, i promise!!).
•I am mostly interested in any type of indie games, some visual novels and any other random stuff. I also plan on drawing fanarts (or even writing fanfics) from the fandoms i am in!
•I dont have any other thing to say in here, but long story short, i have lots of plans in here :)
content warnings: no important warnigs!!! stupid men doing stupid things
comments: ily blue kronk. hes like if johnny bravo was finnish and stupid (lovingly)
oh he’s a NERD nerd. constantly in your hair rambling about something or other, TOTAL yapper. becomes 10x more talkative when you’re in the same room as him!!
constantly trying to impress you with everything he does. he’d do a backflip for you and ask if you liked it (if you didn’t respond fast enough he’ll do another one). he’s like those birds of paradise that do a little dance to court other birds
he wouldn’t flex his money on you but you know what he would flex? his MUSCLES!! always trying to pick you up and hold you, toss you around, carry you places, etc. he just wants you to know that he can protect you and also just help you out :3
he would call you the DUMBEST pet names ever. babygirl style. he’d call you his cheeseburger, his slush, his googoobaby, etc. either stuff that doesn’t make sense or super cheesy/old timey ones. puddinpop, honeybaby, etc.
although he does have an ominous more serious side, he’d try to hide it a bit. he’s a bit nervous about intimidating you (i mean he does have two knives and has killed people before so very obvious reason), so he tries to act all silly and passive to make sure you don’t get scared
he wouldn’t get TOO possessive i think (i know.. i apologize…) but y’know, he’d step in if someone talks to you for a WHILE.
tries to share your interests!! if you like sewing, he’d try to sew you a little plushie of himself. you like crochet? he’s making ten blankets right now. drawing? he’s trying his best! writing stuff on tumblr for a bunch of people who think that stupid blue men are hot? don’t break the fourth wall please
SO MANY DAD JOKES. whether you have a kid(or kids) or not it doesn’t matter, he’s cracking jokes like they’re gonna be uncrackable tomorrow. did i ever tell you about the story about that elevator? it sure has its ups and downs!
constantly CONSTANTLY snuggling up to you like a little cat. like, actually crawling into your lap and everything. curls up into a little sampo-shaped ball and falls asleep. always at the worst times and places though. you will never know rest from his tormenting
might bring you to the tavern a few times! buys you a drink, giggles around with you, introduces you to the other fools. he tries to give you a little smooch with his mask on but it just donks against your teeth. you both laugh about it though (as aha intended)
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Summary:It's time to take the next step in this relationship and you marry a stressed and traumatized detective
Type: Romantic, Headcanons
Warning:nightmares, moments of stress and anxiety, mentions deceased people
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In season one I was a baby, but now?
Ugh, daddy, finish raising me, please!
Jones calls you “my wife” with great pride, especially in front of others at the precinct. Sometimes he says it jokingly (“My wife will kill me if I’m late again”), but you can tell he loves being able to say it.
You’ve learned to have a more stable routine. After years together, you know how to manage your crazy schedules. There’s always coffee ready when he comes home exhausted and some food (healthy when you insist, greasy when he wins).
The house is a mix of organized chaos: photos of the two of you everywhere, his collection of hideous ties, and your things neatly arranged (because he’s still a disaster with his keys and badge).
Jones is still very affectionate. He comes home, hugs you from behind, and buries his face in your neck even if it’s covered in crime scene dust. “I needed this today, love.”
He’s more protective and concerned. After everything that happened (Zoe, King, the conspiracies), he's genuinely afraid of losing you. Sometimes he gets intense: "Promise me that if things get bad, you'll stay behind."
He's matured: he doesn't make as many stupid jokes during tough times, but he still uses humor to defuse the tension with you. It's his defense mechanism.
Therapy and stress: He knows his work affects him (he learned that the hard way with Charlotte). He tries to talk more about his feelings with you, although it's still difficult for him. Sometimes he just stares at the ceiling after difficult cases and all he wants is a hug.
He loves coming home and having you as his "safe space." He eats, takes off his tie, puts on an old t-shirt, and becomes the relaxed Jones only you see.
He still brings you donuts or hamburgers, but now he's more accepting when you make healthier meals "because my wife is worried about my cholesterol."
Arguments,They're rare, but when they happen, they're intense (due to work stress). Jones always apologizes first and usually ends with, "I don't want to go to sleep mad at you, babe. Forgive me."
At the precinct: Everyone knows you're his wife. Parker gives him a half-smile when Jones gets emotional talking about you. Ramirez keeps making marriage jokes.
Tender moments: He leaves you little notes on the fridge or the bathroom mirror. Simple things like, "I love you, see you tonight," or "Thanks for putting up with me."
After really heavy cases (especially those related to the Conspiracy), Jones has nightmares. He wakes you up sometimes and just wants you to hold him in silence.
He's incredibly proud to have you as his wife. In quiet moments, he says things like, "I don't know what I did to deserve you after all the crap I've been through."
He dreams of a calmer future: retiring someday, owning a house with a garden outside the city, maybe a dog (or kids, if you want). He talks about it more than before.
Jones always wears his wedding ring, but he hangs it on a chain when he goes to dangerous scenes so he doesn't lose it.
He still steals your pajamas. He loves seeing you in his detective shirts.
On anniversaries, he tries to be romantic (dinner, flowers), but it almost always ends with something awkward and adorable that makes you love him even more.
He defends you like a lion if anyone (even from the department) says anything about your relationship or puts you at risk.
"Waa why aren't fandoms fun anymore" because you keep policing people's headcanons, make fun of cosplayers,make fun of selfshipers, make fun of beginner artists and just make fun of people for having fun 😐
