Young and beautiful

Kitty Wilde ❤ Cheerio ❤ Sophomore Better than you. "Be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, as God in Christ forgave you." - Ephesians 4:32

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Do you ever regret not being part of the original New Directions? You had to sit through Marley and Ryder, that can't have been easy.

I don't do regrets, anon. And even if I did, I wouldn't waste one on that. Watching the love triangle between Marley, Ryder and Jake was exhausting and borderline sickening at worse, but it's nothing I couldn't tune out when I got bored. 

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talktoyourboyartie replied to your post: anonymous asked:Would you say loa...

I’m glad we’re on ok terms at least. I’ll see you around sometime this week, maybe?

You're just lucky I'm such a naturally forgiving person.

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Would you say loathe and distrust amount sums up your feelings for Artie Abrams?

Uhm, no? He went to New York to follow his dream, and sure he wheeled himself into some bad decisions while over there, but none nearly as bad as the sadistic director who's decided it's a good idea to turn a series of badly written Twilight smut into a "romantic" valentines day movie, so I guess in comparison Arthur's ones aren't entirely unforgivable. 

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talktomissjanehayward replied to your post:Are you proud of yourself?

That’s the spirit, Kitty.

I'm just being honest. It's taken hard work, dedication and whole lot of pray to get to where I am today, why wouldn't I be proud? 

But thanks... you. Keep praying and you might be half the senior I am one day. Unlikely, but miracles happen! 

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Are you proud of yourself?

What’s not to be proud of? 

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Do you get compared to Quinn a lot?

Not as much as when I first moved to McKinley. But I can't say I really mind, Quinn is a super hot and talented legend, and if I have to be compared to anyone I'm happy for it to be the Quinn Fabray. 

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Opinion on Mason and Madison McCarthy? Are they really all incestuous together?

I still like to eat, so asking Chris and Cathy what they get up to behind closed doors isn't high on my to-do list. But Jesus is always watching, and frankly the incest twins gag worthy relationship can be helped with nothing short of divine intervention. As long as they don't start locking lips during sectionals -- or worse nationals -- they won't have to deal with the full claws of this Kitty-Cat.  

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So you and Rachel Berry are like BFFs now huh?

We're not going to be having slumber parties and pillow fights anytime soon, but I suppose you could say we've come to a mutual understanding. 

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Who is your best friend?

Easy: Jesus. He's strong, wise, brave... and smart enough to survive one of Principal Sue's psychotic banishing episodes. 

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Have there been any boys since Artie Abrams broke your heart?

Artie Abrams did not break my heart. My heart is still as adorable and strong as ever -- Arthur on the other hand is a rolling STD, basic common sense should tell you this Kitty cat is winning the breakup. 

As for boys, the only one I need in my life is Jesus. He died on a cross for the people He loved, most boys will sing a song about how much they love you only to leave on the first red eye and hump anyone that will drop their panties fast enough. I'm just sayin'.   

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Is Becky really that easily bribed? You could be running the school with the info you extort out of her! She's like Sue's right hand

Behind the badly groomed hair and cursing pitbull demeanour, Becky is just a whining puppy deprived from the attention she needs -- the girl won't hesitate to roll over for a treat.  

And FYI, poor misguided anon -- I do run the school

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Are you the head Cheerio these days?

I'm the Cheerio's hottest top bitch -- the main attraction if you will -- that's all that matters. 

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What is your favorite book? Why?

The Bible is my favourite book, and not just because I'm Jesus' BFF. It has everything -- blood, lust, theft, betrayal, love, and manipulative bitches. Why settle for one genre when you can have it all? 

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If you could travel anywhere in the US where would it be? What about the world?

Take me to anywhere with beautiful beach -- preferably somewhere far far away from the smell of fat and bored losers that lurks in Ohio. Jesus blessed me with this rocking bod to make other girls jealous, and while I look adorable in all season, my bikini is having major summer withdrawals. 

Also two words: Shirtless lifeguards. 

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What is more important, sex or intimacy? Why?

Intimacy. God knows you don't have to care about someone to have sex with them -- exhibit A: Puckerman Jr. 

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Opinions on gay marriage?

After staying with gay and gayer and attending the world’s most colourful parade which I’m still not sure wasn’t about the importance of glitter in our society, gay marriage’s got Kitty Wilde’s tick of approval. Ladies aren’t my scene but no one’s going to force me to make lady love with them if gay marriage is legal. 

Let the gays cover the world in glitter for all I care. My Jesus wants love, I’m not sure what Jesus all the haters are listening to. 

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Do you go to church every Sunday?

Without fail. 

Jesus would be disappointed if I didn’t. That and there’s a really cute guy who plays the drums in the church band, he’s sort of shy but I can totally tell he’s building himself up to ask me out.