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↖ The owner of this blog acknowledges that Tony Stark is The Best Marvel Character™.

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“You could drop Tony Stark naked in the middle of the desert and he’d fly out in a jet made of sand and cactus needles. It’s not his stuff that gives him power, it’s his brain.”

[the-almighty-pen]

Listen I did not sign up for Irondad for Harley Keener, his first son, to be excluded.

[parkernoir]

why do you hate Wanda?

i waited all day to answer this ask so that i could use the desktop tumblr

so that i could

GO OFF

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS ABOUT MCU WANDA I DONT KNOW S Q U A T ABOUT COMICS WANDA MAYBE SHE’S THE CHARACTER’S SAVING GRACE BUT I’LL NEVER KNOW

listen up punk

here are the reasons why i, maylie middleman lastname, hate Wanda Maximoff. I have no bias against Elizabeth Olsen and i’m sorry that she was cast as such a  fake-russian idiot thanks

1) she blames tony stark (as well as the whole ass avengers team and THE ENTIRE COUNTRY OF america) for the death of her parents

while i absolutely do not deny that what happened to her and her brother was very very tragic, she places all of the blame on tony stark, and doesn’t take into account that he has (drastically) changed as a person. yeah, she has a right to be angry, but he only designed the weapons. he didn’t fire them (and maybe didn’t even sell them, due to the under-the-table jackassery that stane pulled). peter isn’t mad at the man that designed the gun that shot ben, he’s upset with the man that pulled the trigger. 

2) she throws a hissy fit for being kept safe

in civil war, wanda discovers that she is being held at whatevertheplace (i’m too lazy to look it up or whatever) for her own safety/the safety of others. instead of rationalizing and understanding that yes, she did unintentionally kill several people a few days ago, and yes, people are PISSED at her, and no, she does not have complete control of her powers, she throws a tantrum. ‘waaaa i’m being kept in a (very nice) house with my (jarvis wannabe) bf for the safety of me and others! tony stark is a heartless monster!!!!’ god.

3) what is her accent 

4) SHE INTRUDED ON (ALMOST) EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE AVENGERS’ MINDS AND RELEASED TRAUMATIC MEMORIES (KIND OF A JERK MOVE)

G O D listen. imagine you had something traumatic happen to you. maybe something traumatic has happened to you. in addition, maybe throw in a little extreme paranoia/anxiety. maybe even make it a disorder! cool, got it? in this scenario, let’s say it has something to do with losing everyone you know, seeing all of your friends dead on a space rock, the twisted way you were taught to be an assassin, or something else like that. now imagine a 20-something HYDRA volunteer with a horrible fashion sense strolls on over and brings that trauma and/or paranoia to the very front of your mind, so that it consumes you and leads you into a very realistic dream-like experience. that’s what wanda maxipad did to almost every avenger, who have all had very lovely lives (read: rough lives). w h y d o p e o p l e s t a n h e r j e s u s

5) she’s a big fat hypocrite 

wanda: what the heck the avengers have killed so many people with collateral damage they r so evil and corrupt >:(

wanda (a few minutes later): y’all mind if i unleash this deadly angry monster that will no doubt kill people during its rampage?

6) ULTRON ULTRON ULTRON

look, let me get this straight. i am not blaming wanda completely for ultron, just like a don’t completely blame tony. but. this chick. she filled tony’s mind with such intense paranoia by giving him a horrifying, realistic vision. a vision that showed ALL OF HIS FRIENDS DEAD ON A ROCK IN SPACE (NOT HIS FAVORITE PLACE) IN VARYING GRUESOME WAYS. this paranoia that she caused caused tony’s anxiety to take the wheel and try its very very hardest to protect the world. this protection went wrong and killed lots of people. i wonder?? what would’ve happened if wanda had kept her dirty hands out of tonys head??? just a speculation idk (I’m angry)

7) she? volunteered for HYDRA?

do i need to even elaborate 

HYDRA does not hide that fact that it is a nazi organization

nazis kill innocent people

wanda was? protesting that

but joined the nazis anyways thanks

i love a logic queen

anyways thanks for coming to my talk about why i DO NOT stan wanda thanks for letting me go off anon

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whats an anti and why do u hate wanda

so an anti is like, a person who doesnt like a character. so, if someone doesnt like tony stark, we’d call them a tony anti, cause they’re like, anti tony stark.

before we get into wanda, i should say i dont have an opinion on comics wanda, because i havent read any comics with scarlet witch in yet. ive heard that shes much better in the comics, so we’re just gonna go with mcu wanda for this.

(ive added the keep reading link because this got.. longer than expected)

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the best marvel characters ranked

15. you 14. can’t 13. rank 12. them 11. because 10. they 9. are 8. all 7. good 6. and 5. generally 4. try 3. their 2. best 1. tony stark

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Do you ever think how calmly Tony talks to Pepper when she’s taking the wire out of his chest and how he keeps his voice soft and patient even when he’s going into cardiac arrest because uh… I sure do 

[parkernoir]

pepper: oh my god whats happening

tony: its nothing sweetie I’m just dying you’re doing amazing

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btw it’s 2018 i think we can write thor talking normally in fics now

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i don’t think ill ever get over how perfectly casted blaise was in the hp movies like you take one look at louis cordice and you are just like yeah thats blaise fucking zabini mhmm thats 6′1 of slytherin prestige right there and even though he hasn’t seen me yet i know he’s judging me and every life decision that i and my ancestors 500 years ago have made up to this point

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Chemical Collision

Pairing: Blaise Zabini x Ginny Weasley

AU: Modern, non-magical, competitive chefs AU

Word Count: 978

Written For: muclbloods (my muse? my muse)

Blaise can practically pinpoint the moment it all goes to hell.

His carefully crafted culinary career—his strong, silent, deliberately intimidating exterior—his record-breaking collection of awards and honors and accomplishments—

He burns the fucking Chateaubriand.

He burns the fucking Chateaubriand, and then watches with raw, unfeigned horror as a self-satisfied smirk flashes across Ginny Weasley’s deceptively adorable face.

“Oops,” she calls out cheerfully, the rolled-up sleeves of her too-big chef’s whites drooping down her forearms. “Maybe you should’ve set a timer.”

Blaise clenches his jaw—a timer, God, this isn’t fucking amateur hour, he knows how to cook his fucking proteins—and takes a deep, calming breath.

Which he immediately regrets, because he can’t quite tell if the ensuing wave of debilitating nausea is due to the pungent odor of charred, blackened meat, or Ginny Weasley’s perfectly browned scallops.

He glares at the glistening pool of clarified butter coating the bottom of her pan.

He’s going to lose.

He never loses.

Especially not to distractingly pretty, third-rate self-taught sous-chefs from the non-gentrified part of Brooklyn.

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Voodoo Doll

Pairing: Blaise Zabini x Ginny Weasley

Setting: Canon-divergent soul mate AU; alternatively, the Running With Scissors AU

Word Count: 1,711

[ one ]

  A mark appears on the very center of Blaise’s chest during a routine mid-morning Charms lesson.

He registers the pain, and then the tingling, and then the power—and his first thought upon realizing what’s happening is of the horrid, cratered pink scar on the outside of his mother’s ankle; the only imperfection she doesn’t cover up with jewelry, or money, or lies. She’s on her seventh husband now. Blaise suspects he’ll be attending another funeral by the winter holidays.

But now, under the weight of his school uniform—his skin is pinching, pulsing, pulling. It’s unnerving.

He asks Flitwick to excuse him, and doesn’t bother with an explanation; just a lazy arch of his brow and a half-smile that’s more serpentine than it is sincere—his hands, though, when he finally makes it an empty bathroom stall and unbuttons his shirt and glances down at his new mark—his hands shake, and his jaw tightens, and an ominous thrill of foreboding resonates in the sponge-soft marrow of his bones.

A flashy, scarlet, Roman numeral seven.

He doesn’t know what it means.

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freeze frame

pairing: blaise zabini x ginny weasley

setting: canon-divergent, deathly hallows au

word count: 825

written for: @silvermaze [ semi-annual fic giveaway ]

People have tells.

They flick their eyes down and to the side when they’re lying, and they scratch at their necks, their jaws, their chins, when they’re nervous, and they square their shoulders and they crack their knuckles and they take huge, menacing steps forward when they’re trying to intimidate her—

Ginny doesn’t usually have the patience to properly notice any of that.

Sifting through a dozen minute shifts in body language, parsing out what they might mean and how they might affect her; it feels an awful lot like biding her time. Like hesitating. And sitting still, holding her breath, peering through the jagged crack in the dungeon trap door and counting down from midnight, measuring the weight of passing footsteps on an ambiguously sliding scale of Carrow to Not Carrow—it makes her skin itch. Her stomach lurch.  

Blaise Zabini’s arm, warm and solid and endlessly, miserably distracting against hers, just makes it all so much worse.

“Stop that,” Zabini hisses. He smells expensive, like leather and peppermint and the forest after it rains. His hand is hovering above the curve of her waist like it’s an accident, but she knows better. Nothing he does is ever an accident. “Weasley. Stop—fidgeting.”

“I’m not fidgeting,” she retorts, absently twisting her fingers into the hem of her skirt. “I’m—what are we even waiting for?”

“I already told you,” he says, tone clipped. “There’s a second year. Slytherin. His parents—defected. Or something.”

“Like you did?” Ginny asks, somewhat acerbically—somewhat unfairly, too, maybe, but she’s hardly the only one who’s still skeptical of Zabini. Of what he’s doing for them. “Because I’d like to know what that ‘or something’ actually is, if you don’t consider it defecting.”

He shrugs. “There are three sides to every story, right?”

“Not in a war.”

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Anthony Mackie responding to a rude stupid bitch fan at ACE Comic Con | June 23, 2018

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[chamiryokuroi]

Fics that include Harley Keener: Yes!

Fics that include Harley and Peter: YES!!

Fics that include Harley, Peter, and Ned fangirling over the older teen because he is so cool and terrifying at the same time: GOD BLESS THIS AUTHOR AND ALL THEIR FUTURE FICS!

[chamiryokuroi]

Harley will look up at you, big puppy eyes full of innocence, without a single trace of a lie on his face and tell you “I have no idea how that happened” while a fire burns behind him and there is a blowtorch on his hands, and you will ALMOST believe him.

Tony is so proud of his kid.

[chamiryokuroi]

Tony is so proud of his manipulative sons.

Lil Harley, who can and will talk you around any topic until you end agreeing to whatever he wants, And Peter who will just flash a pout with a trembling lip and you will trip over yourself to do anything he wants.

[anachronismstellar]

But can you imagine it tho-

Imagine Tony doing ridiculous bets with Harley about Harley getting people to do stuff for him like: once Harley convinced Happy to drive to every Burguer King in Manhattan just to compare their fries and see if they really taste the same. Or that time when Harley got Rhodey to be his moving target for his new potato gun. Tony loses every fucking time because holy shit that kid can even talk around Pepper! Pepper of-course-I’m-not-going-to-pretend-to-be-your-mother-Harley-thats-insane-and-illegal-and-wait-is-this-for-an-extra-class?-Aw-sure-honey-let-me-sign-it-for-you-Pepper who is immune to every BS Tony ever said to her!

And Peter pout face, don’t let him do his kicked puppy eyes to you or you are doomed to spend an entire evening doing the most random things from fixing Ned’s Death Star Lego because “it was already done Mr Stark and it was my fault that Ned had to start everything all over again!” to watch all his supposed to be secret videos that he totally should NOT BE RECORDING WHAT THE HELL PETER- Wait is that you kicking Cap’s ass? Good job Kid

Just- Gimme Dad!Tony being a dork and happy with his adopted science kids okay *sobs*