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|| ngl I miss this one the most even though I barely did anything with it ||

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First Interaction Starters

"Can I buy you a drink?"

"I've heard a lot about you"

"Welcome to _____ "

"Can I take your order?"

" _____, you're under arrest"

"Looks like we're room-mates"

"IT Support, how can I help you?"

"Do you know the bride or the groom?"

"Hi, I just moved in next-door"

"Excuse me, is this your dog?"

"Help, please! Somebody help me!"

"I guess I'm your new partner"

"Oh my god! Are you okay?"

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multisarmada

“ Well - “

He tried to find a case for humans to disprove of the alien’s insult , but. . the statement weren’t exactly wrong per say. Humans could really be violent and selfish. Look back at how America came to be.

“ Yeah , can’t exactly argue with that. “ Louie had at least paid some attention when he was in history , but with his views on what happened way back when changed , sometimes he wished he didn’t and continued to daydream.

Years ?? “ You’ve been stuck here for years ?! Wow ! You must be really sneaky if you managed to last that long , even with today’s humans. “

 Spork smiles at the child’s innocence, humans- even the smarter ones- really didn’t have any common sense. 

“ Oh no, I didn’t spend all this time like this! I have a human disguise! “ The mere idea of spending more than a few hours without his disguise made him cringe; it is a very uncomfortable disguise, sure, but every time someone saw him without they’d freak out and disrespect him! Plus... he likes the jacket.

“ I could show you it, if you’d like! “ he offers, not wanting to spend enough time out of it for more people to notice.

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“ Oh would you look at that! Yet another two Tallest are dead! “

“ ... “

“ Well R.I.P to them but I’m different “

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General info!

 My Spork lives on earth. After he was “eaten” by the blob(who is also Cthulhu, can you believe it?) it threw him back out once it got to earth- as he tastes disgusting. 

He grew to be respectful of other people. He doesn’t actually respect them, but he heard that if he shows respect then he’ll get some back.

He LIVES for praise, Spork’s only want in life at this point is just being respected by everyone around him. So while he did get kinder, his thirst to be seen as the greatest thing ever never left. 

He’s pretty stupid. For someone who demands respect he really doesn’t know how to do anything right. It’s a miracle he only lasted a day as Tallest.   

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|| heeeey sorry for the recent inactivity! I just haven't found the inspiration to write for the past days. Expect something to come out of me tomorrow, though! ||

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Reblog if youre bored and you want anons.

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irkvader

“EHH??— But.. Dont you recognize me?” The tiny irken says sounding a bit hurt before blinking. “OH– No!! Its the disguise isnt it?” he says, hands moving to quickly remove his own disguise.

“IT IS I — THE MIGHTY ZIM!!”

Wait- No! He couldn’t believe it!!

Another Irken? Here? On EARTH?? He thought the planet was completely unknown to the empire! These are wonderful news!

“ Oh! I thought I’d never see another irken again!! Hi- Zim! “ despite the little guy just introducing himself, it still took a bit of effort to remember the name, “ I assume you’re an invader, yes? How are things back on Irk? “ 

It was very nice to know that they remembered him back at home! Or at least this irken remembers him- that was a good start! Though, Zim had expected him to know who he was, right? He dug into his weak memory, but found nothing. Spork was pretty used to that, though, so he wasn’t very worried about it. 

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“ I haven’t seen you since… the incident ”

“ the incident…? ”

Spork had absolutely no idea who was talking to him. The little thing had caught him at bad time- out of his disguise- but now he was more curious than scared. He’s never seen a human with green skin before..

“ uhm- do I know you? ”

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cosmiicbcrn

Of course, she understood. Their meeting had been so short lived that she would be surprised if her did remember who she was.

Well, he certainly had quite the harrowing tale to tell. One moment he was the new ruler of an immensely powerful empire, the next he was on some desolate planet far from home. “Well, it’s nice to see that you have survived. I wonder what the empire would think if they knew you were still here. Speaking of which, have you not been able to contact them?”

Given his situation, she assumed he had not. Why else would he still be here? Surely the armada would have come to rescue him. Or perhaps the current Tallests would have sent forces to dispatch him, to insure no threat came to their rule. Regardless, she thought it safe to assume he had no contact with his people.

He himself wondered that too sometimes. Well.. perhaps it was too many times. Sometimes he spent days wondering; coming up with new ideas and theories of how they would react at the knowledge of their Almighty Tallest Spork being alive after all this time. Other times, he pondered if they cared, or even just remembered him at this point- if he has just been completely forgotten... Those are the days that hurt most. 

Overall, he knew it didn’t matter. It didn’t matter to imagine scenarios that would never happen, or to weep at the thought of being completely forgotten. That was pretty obvious to anybody... but most times, he couldn’t stop himself from doing it.

Spork shakes his head solemnly, “ No, I haven’t. Trust me, I’ve tried to look for ways to! But humans don’t exactly have the best of technology.. “

A thought flooded into his head- one that he didn’t exactly enjoy.  He wasn’t important anymore- maybe he never was. It was nice to know she remembered him, sure, perhaps everyone else did after all. But the respect was gone, wasn’t it? He wasn’t Almighty Tallest Spork anymore. Now he was only Spork; a lost, stranded, pathetic irken who depends on human society to feel respected and adored. So even if he did ever go back home- back to his people- things would never be as great as they once were, and that was something that he knew he had to accept sooner or later.

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sonic ‘06 fandub starters

“ am I doing this right? ”

“ you can’t kill anybody! especially not me! ”

“ i’m so proud of you ”

“ I haven’t seen you since… the incident ”

“ we need to go, NOW ”

“ what happened to your mouth? ”

“ in your future, it looks like you’ll kiss seven (girls/guys). how lucky for you! ”

“ google maps said denny’s would be just around this corner.”

“ …and then we ate it. ”

“ hey gamers! ”

“ OH MY GOD! SOMEONE HELP ME! ”

“ sorry, I thought I heard a cat ”

“ this is the worst. this is the actual worst. ”

“ why don’t you tell me your incredibly complicated backstory, in an interesting, long winded monologue? complete with visuals! ”

“ i’m going to pluck you up, melt you down, and make a fucking necklace!”

“ hey don’t take me anywhere - AW FUCK ”

“ just listen to me, like, for once ”

“ YOU INTERRUPTED MY BROODING ”

“ yep, I can kill ya! ”

“ my braincell: destroyed ”

“ bruh, I wouldn’t be asking if I wasn’t interested ”

“ that felt great…”

“ you can either die, die, or… ” 

“ I leave for five minutes and this happens?! ”

“ you are so far below me you lowly little trash can man ”

“ how many times are you going to run? I’ve captured you 17 different times! ”

“ you WHAT? ”

“ i’m almost proud of you ”

“ oh, wait… i have hands? ”

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cosmiicbcrn

She smiled at him. It was a bit sweet to her, really. That after so much time and only having met briefly, he recognized her. She nodded in response to his question. Oh, she had plenty of experience with the mighty Irken Empire.“I know them all to well. I served them for a long time, actually. As a sort of companion to whoever was Tallest at the time. A person to ward of the isolation and stress that could come with being a solitary monarch.” A task which she had abandoned with the rise of the current duo of Tallests. After all, there wasn’t much of a use for her when the two leaders kept each other company.

“And I know you, former Tallest Spork. It’s just that until now, all had been under the impression that you were deceased. This is quite the surprise. What in the world are you doing on a planet like Earth?”

So she does know them! That’s a relief! Spork had never met anybody that actually knew about irkens since he arrived on- 

Wait.

“ Oh!! Yeah! I remember now! “ He exclaims, proud that his memory worked for once, “ I had totally forgotten about you- I guess I did have other things to worry about after my speech ended... “ the memory of the blob coming out of nowhere and swallowing him whole made him shiver.

The ex-tallest smiled at the question, “ Yeah, I’m also surprised I didn’t die “ In reality, he didn’t really know exactly why the blob thing decided to throw him up in Earth, of all places, but the look in it’s face gave him a pretty good idea, “ The ugly thing didn’t like how I tasted, I guess, So it just left me here! “ 

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@cosmiicbcrn  x.

Spork had only just come across the celestial creature a few moments ago. It was midnight- the only time he was able to be out of his disguise out and about, as he could just pass it off as a costume to scare people on- and he was just trying to search for a good spot to sit down and stargaze for a while. He didn’t expect to find a creature that was seemed to be literally made out of stars, though. Yet, he was sure he had seen her somewhere that wasn’t the sky itself, as she joked; something told him it was before he arrived to earth. 

“ Well- do you know about The Irken Empire? Have you ever had first-hand experiences with them, by any chance? “  he hesitantly asks, “ Do you...know me? “ She looked like she had been to many places; perhaps even more that irkens had discovered.

He knows he was only really known as Tallest for a day. However, Spork didn’t know if his species even remembers him, nor what they think about him now. If she knew about them, maybe she could tell him if they still talk about him, and how they are, of course!

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“I know we suck, but please don’t destroy mankind.” ||@spcoksighted||

“ destroy man kind? ” why would he do that? Maybe once upon a time he would have- but now he really doesn’t see why. Plus, “ I live here.. ” he was… Dependent on them now. Ever since the blob thing that ate him decided he tasted horrible and just threw up.

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“ Really ? You do ? “ Louie thought that aliens were supposed to be all hostile and stuff , maybe even strongly believe in expanding their word and conquering planets and galaxies. However , this alien seemed. . friendly. Maybe their mind was changed from them seeing what Earth had to offer in oppose to whatever their home was like. Huh. . now he was kinda curious.

“ You- won’t kill us all ? “ This just wasn’t something that he expected in the slightest.

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" yeah! I've been stuck in this planet for years! "

He really didn't mind that the child knew that he was an alien- as long as he didn't try to capture and test on him, as some other humans tried when they found out. Even if he did- Spork still had his disguise. Nobody would believe the kid, then! If theres something he had learned about man kind is that most were pretty dumb, despite their height.

" if I did, then I would be stuck alone with dumber creatures than humans! " who would respect him then? Ants?