Tallfreak

Tall (6'6), murse (male nurse), and goofball. My passion is spreading joy, love, and laughter to others. Oh, and I have twisted sense of humor.

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Can I wear this during Zoom meetings also? 😂

Check it out at: Design By Humans - Work From Home Shirt

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How long have you and your husband been together? I found you on TikTok and somehow also connected here.

10 years! Long time. Haha

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Tall guy meets a shorty.

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Love this colorful rainbow shirt from TheGuyWay. Soft, vibrant, and their prices are really affordable. Lots of pride-related options for us men.

The Guy Way - Rainbow Pride Shirt

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Stranger things T-shirts. I love this show and had to have one. If you are interested in getting one, click on my affiliate link below:

Stranger Things T-Shirts

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Some of my favorite tees come from DesignByHumans. The cotton is soft and they have the coolest designs. If you are interested in any of the shirts, see the links below. (Full disclosure - I get a small commission if you buy via these links. I appreciate the support!)

Design By Humans - Smiley Music Headphones T-Shirt

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The Unlearning

By Chris Mazie

We come into this world fresh off the wings from the previous

Our minds untainted from insecurities and fear

Fully aware of our exterior beauty and that of within

Growing up we are shown worldly standards and how we don’t compare

Discriminated for our differences instead of being valued for them

Creating in us thoughts and fears of not being good enough

Our assignment is to go back to the mindset we once had

Allowing our spirit’s light to shine truth on our mind

Healing the diseased ego that keeps us in suffering

Returning us to a place where we are grateful for our body and personality

Where we love ourselves unconditionally so that we can truly love those around us

May we with each day work on returning to our original selves

Removing the layers of fear and returning to Love

This is our destiny and lifelong assignment - the Unlearning.

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Who needs a ladder when you're 6'6"?

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Christmas by Adele - featuring the songs: 1.) Ho Ho Ho...It's Me 2.) Someone Like Yule 3.) Rudolph Has It 4.) Set Fire to the Rein-Deer 5.) When We Were Hung (The Stocking Song) 6.) Rolling in the Debt 7.) Chasing Payments 8.) Don't You December 9.) Snow Fall 10.) Water Under the Mistletoe

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Fake friendships at UNF.

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Our costumes this year.

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True.

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Nursing Jokes

These are some of my favorite nursing jokes over the years. Enjoy!

I had a huge headache while working at the hospital and the Advil bottle said “not to take if you’re nursing.” FML

Being a night nurse is kinda like being a vampire. You sleep during the day and draw blood at night.

I’m always thrown a little off-guard when my female patients tell me they have a cute angina.

I asked my patient if she was sexually active. She said “No, I just lay there.”

I asked my patient who her emergency contact was. She said “Life Alert”

My patient did not want to leave after having her ostomy. She couldn’t find shoes to match her bag.

The post-op surgical patients always request me to be their nurse because I keep them in stitches.

There was a new doctor on my unit that would randomly blurt out words like "Hepatitis!" , "Tetanus!" , and "Flu!". I asked my coworker what was going on with him. My coworker said, "Don't mind him. That doctor thinks he calls all the shots."

Have you ever noticed how only male nurses shake the Foley bags when they're done emptying it?

Knock Knock Who's there? HIPAA HIPAA who? I can't tell you!

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I can relate to these: