[fongus-the-ninth]

Likely one of the funniest things we will get from the extremely late-to-the-party among us show

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[hotvampireadjacent]

Happy tom needy drinky day

[aaronstveit]

You know me. I'm the same as you. It's two in the morning and I don't know nobody.

ROBERT REDFORD as JOHNNY HOOKER The Sting (1973) dir. George Roy Hill

[marcosllorente]

“imagine there’s no countries” fuck off john lennon how are we supposed to play the world cup without countries you ultimate scum

[3000s]

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

[3000s]

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

[louisegluckpdf]

wednesday night….the thinking man’s friday

[memorycycle]

tom cruise i know you will see this post one day please dm me its reallllly important

[memorycycle]

signal boost this please

[memorycycle]

where are you

[memorycycle]

where are you

[tumbwr]

signal boosting.

[tumbwr]

signal boosting.

[tumbwr]

signal boosting.

[memorycycle]

did he die

[memorycycle]

tom

[memorycycle]

i could jumpstart a car with my breasts

[memorycycle]

yeah whatever next time ur stuck out on the road dont expecr me to come bouncing

[drsweety303-deactivated20240202]

Torrent seeding at 4.3Mbps... But would it still go that fast if they knew I had a belly ring..? Fuck.. 🫦 everyone likes a bad girl until they meet one.

[volatilevale]

how life feels when there's a sicko on the same disgusting freak wavelength as you

[lakevida]

not sure how much more i can take of this specific book being advertised to me but the hook did grab me this time

[piles-of-dust-and-gay]

[supermariomamafucker]

[bippus]

Install the latest nephew drivers on UncleOS

[staliaofatreides]

Daft Punk is playing at my house #myhouse.

[theside-b]

[cinemapix]

RIVERDALE REWATCH Season 1, Episode 1: "the river's edge" → Betty Cooper & Kevin Keller