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what the fuck is this 

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[mrbarrett524]

Ok everyone do it

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the children out here tryna get jobs

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the children out here tryna get jobs

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

[mediocrepresident]

YES

[fortangel]

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

[trilllizard666]

Confidence Helps

[advanced-procrastination]

Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[mildlyautisticsuperdetective]

I saw this before I left work last night and had a quiet hope, and today I checked my phone at about quarter to two, while I was still on my lunch break, and I’ve just got a job interview with the BBC next week

I’m not a big believer in anything much but I’m so happy holy shit. So like unrelated note but something real good happened to me at 1.42 today lol

[kneecap-theef]

Just reblogging bc I had such a bad week

[depetal-deactivated20210529]

Reblog the strawberry kitty for good luck!🍓🐱

[miron-kablam-ram]

Dawww

[snowflake-collections-deactivat]

Have some lucky power plant strawberry kitten :3

[frejann]

I had to draw it :’3

[yars]

[supersexyawesomeness]

[j4ckme]

Two years?! I’m in!

[kentishviking]

why not

[texas-bi-lover-deactivated20181]

I’ll try it

[blog-of-what-comes-to-mind]

Eh

[eliyora]

Double your nana, double your yum

[fuckyahumor]

give me luck double banana

[altafpatel]

How to spot signs and symptoms of Breast Cancer 

[claireslash]

Reblog to literally save a life

[fuckyahumor]

SIGNAL BOOST!!!

[sistertaxon]

when you drive your chevy to the levee but the levee is dry and you see the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye

[stolentweets]

[whatsfreebaseandwhatsfreeabouti]

Omfg this is of that kid he looks exactly the same

[just-let-me-drink]

[childmagazine]

someone from 1997 wished me good luck. it’s like someone from so many years back knows your struggles and i just, i think i’m gonna cry

[that-space-boy]

reblogging for luck from friend in 1997

[crunchbuttsteak]

‪Eating the rich: 🙅‍♀️ high risk of prion diseases, high levels of lead and mercury contamination via bioaccumulation.‬

‪Composting the rich: 🙋‍♀️ no risk of prion diseases, good for plants, bioaccumulated contaminants removed from food supply, can feed more people.‬

[timetravellingdragons]

When I first saw “eating the rich” I thought it referred to rich people

[crunchbuttsteak]

It does.

[ancientgreeksuggestions]

use more olive oil

[mjalti]

I didn’t even notice the url I was just like damn they’re right.

[ruinedchildhood]

[idezwitch]

and i oop-

[whatevercomestomymind]

Boost this. Malicious fucking compliance y'all. Tie up their legal system with tens of thousands of cases. Burn their state government’s cash on this issue. Force them to play by the Nth degree of this idiotic rule.

[autumninfall]

@r-maliciouscompliance