Still Trash

I'm not fat, I'm just keeping my muscles warm - My Boyfriend, 2018

[tallskeleton]

When you see the "Arbeit Macht Frei" sign while being transported to Auschwitz but then get gassed a couple of hard working days later:

[tallskeleton]

When Just Eat have an offer for £5 off between 11am and 4pm but all your favourite places open at 5pm.

[tryppyn-princxly-deactivated202]

Oh dear

Hey guys. EVERYONE, and I mean EVERYONE who reblogs this post BY MAY 5TH 2019 will be getting a small monster design based on your blog theme, name, or profile picture. Let’s go.

[daily-showerthoughts]

everything is unisex if you don’t care

[killrqueen7]

The “You know Gerard Way wrote Umbrella Academy but did you also know he was in a band??” articles have me shaking. I’ve become my parents.

[toziersbabe]

ive discovered something that has been haunting me.

[tychography-deactivated20161203]

Reblog if you’re dead

Wanna see how many people are dead

[sickfuckfastfuck-deactivated202]

Hey mutuals I’m kind of depressed right now so send me your credit card number, the expiration date, and the three numbers on the back if you don’t hate me.

[zombiescakes]

Teacher pls

[mattniskanenseyebrows]

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

[ottermatopoeia]

OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK

[patrick-stumps]

OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

I͔̟̠̻̽̋̌͋͌́̆T̶̠̖̙͙͈̐͂S̽ͥͣ̄̄̚͝ ͖̞̈́͗̄̿͐O̠̪̙͊ͯ͒͐͐̐̐Cͭ̃͛́T̍ͣ́ͮͩŎ̈́҉Ḅ̞ͦ̾̄͗̓͛͘E̸̥̩̦̝̲̊̉͋̅̋̒̿R̲̝͔̪̬͎̯̎̋

[overlyspecificmcrmemes]

when Cemetery Drive starts playing

[iil-nonbinary-baby-bitch]

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

[lamafeeling]

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

[toastedgrandpa-deactivated20180]

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

[artigosaurus]

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

[vegalocity]

here’s a source, National geographic y’all

[kalgayming]

VIVA LA PLUTO YASSS

[lessthanthree-bug-deactivated20]

VIVA LA PLUTO WE KNEW YOU COULD DO IT YOU FUCKING SUPERB SMOL PLANET YOU!!!!!

[uselesslyroxy]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2018/05/07/yes-pluto-is-a-planet/

another source because the nat geo one seemed confusing, you go pluto! get em!

[archerestarcher]

WELL DONE PLUTO!!! :D

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[obaewankenope]

FUCKING YES MY SON YOU DID IT!

[renee-niles]

THE GOD OF THE DEAD IS BACK BITCHES

[earthdad]

me: send me pics

you: what u wanna see?(;

me: spiderman

you: what?

me:

[90skid-com]

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[kmtarchive-deactivated20201028]

@ all the spambots who r following me: thank you, u might be empty and artificial but so is the flimsy validation i gain from seeing my follower count rise

[callmedemjin-deactivated2022041]

someone: *isn’t in the fandom yet*

me:

[hajime-isayama-official]

Throwback to that one time Mikasa said “Eren, please don’t die” and Eren straight up got killed

[humoristics]