fuck me up

been dying since birth

[zombiescakes]

Pringles Conspiracy

Maybe because of people saying "I don't need to loose weight until my hand fits in a Pringles can!" (like me) - they have been gradually making the Pringles containers bigger so we can fit our hand in?

[zombiescakes]

EXPLAINS WHY EVERYBODY THESE DAYS IS A FUCKING PUSSY

[zombiescakes]

Aww yis.

[zombiescakes]

hey so we are high and we got matching packets and we're very excited

[sadistic]

[zombiescakes]

yeah i recycle. my clothing, because i don't feel motivated enough to change into pyjamas just to sleep and back on a daily basis and what does it matter anyway we will all die

but if i happen to die in my sleep then at least i'll be dressed in hell like i was ready meanwhile yall in your PJs taken by surprise

[linxspiration]

[zombiescakes]

relatable

[rxeality]

Grunge and stuff

[zombiescakes]

Reason number 738 why im with my boyfriend:

[zombiescakes]

I don't know, it looked aesthetic as fuck.

[zombiescakes]

6 am thoughts with the KK™ (not to be mistaken with the one with 3 Ks) episode 1: adults are actually vampires

[zombiescakes]

And hereby, I'd like my friend to receive the "Best Friend" award. Congrats *clap clap clap clap xinfinity*

[zombiescakes]

[mensweardog]

Congrats Tumblr on hitting 1 MIL on insta 🙌🏼

[zombiescakes]

i couldnt pass it up.

[zombiescakes]

Outfit of the day, yall.

[heartbreakhur]

[toningmyuterus-deactivated20151]

‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

[joegilgun-deactivated20150713]

Finally the Monty Python fandom awakens

[imsarahcate]

We were never asleep, we’ve just been out trying to find the right shubbery.

[joegilgun-deactivated20150713]

[emerald-observance]

Nobody was expecting us

[joegilgun-deactivated20150713]

[hypotheticalwoman]

Oh, god, Monty Python spam…

[variablejabberwocky]

[captainmjolnir]

finally a fandom hijack I can get behind

[nillawiffle]