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@archerestarcher
i know weāre both just messing around pretending to be whole but look at me. if the train was coming would you move. if the ground was falling from under your feet would you even notice or would it just be another tuesday for you. if somebody stabbed you could it hurt worse than you already do. what iām saying is that i love you but i think we both drive over the speed limit when itās raining. what iām saying is that i want to hold your hand and i understand about how you sometimes have to sit down in the shower. what iām saying is that iām here for you and if the train comes please move.
I love characters who would die for each other but will not, under any circumstances, communicate a single honest feeling.
Eric Andre is Jewish btw. I feel like a lot of people assume he isn't bc of racism or bc they assume every word out of his mouth is sarcastic but he is Jewish and has talked about it.
I don't think the human body can handle living with someone who makes you feel like you're being hunted by lions on a daily basis. I think that does sick shit to the human mind.
Like I genuinely think I'm going to get to college and just be a puddle of mush and nerves because the majority of my human interactions for the past five years have been with a man who makes me feel like I have to hide constantly.
Olive trees can take over a decade to bear fruit from the time they are a seed. They must be loved and carefully nourished to ever grow up or bear fruit. To grow and process their fruit into oil is a loving craft with a living creature that must be cultivated over your entire life. These trees are something beautiful.
You're feeling wasn't wrong. He was showing you his children.
the fact that "eco" and "ethical" are two separate concerns in the global north, and that "eco" is a much more popular concern, with many "eco" products being made in actual sweatshops, is a big part of why i am The Joker
if you think this is an exaggeration or splitting hairs where it doesn't matter:
i used to work at a Local Organic Produce store that's popular with the lefties in my city who are interested in food justice. i quit for a lot of reasons, mostly the boss, but something i will always remember is one of our suppliers coming in to drop off produce, being told her check wasn't ready, and her laughing and responding it didn't matter -- even a low bank account was more than enough to pay the migrants who picked her produce. i am not filling in any blanks here. she said this.
after quitting, this was a common story i told people about my time there. some then became annoyed at me, acting like i was a wokescold trying to undermine the store's "eco" mission with unrelated "ethical" concerns. but, like -- if food justice isn't for the people making food, who the fuck is it for?
like, don't get me wrong. my contention here is that the things go hand in hand, and that something which is unethical isn't actually eco. after all, humans are a part of the fucking ecosystem, and if a product can only be made by unsustainably exploiting humans, then it's unsustainable. doesn't matter which chemicals were used in making it, or whether or not animals were factory farmed.
āMy sis just doesnāt know how to enjoy lifeā¦!ā āSomeday Iāll formulate a potion to turn him into juice!ā
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i felt like these tags really added to the experience, thanks @cynderxdustypaws for your knowledge
This is one of the most powerful images I have ever seen, and I will reblog it every single time because every single time it brings tears to my eyes.
Pottery sounds terrifying to me. Every post I see is like "Here's this awesome art I made!! Pray for me that it survives The Kiln⢠:')" I don't think I could cope with making art that could quite easily blow up and I have no way of controlling that. You guys are true heroes.
from @/vero_muerte on tiktok!!
found this video at <2000 likes and i NEED more people to see this because. yeah.
Transcript:
āMaybe I like looking trans "oh your voice is too deep" Maybe I like having a deep voice. Maybe I'm not your femme fantasy. Maybe I'm my own fantasy. I love looking trans. I fucking hope that when I walk down the street, they say, "look at that transsexual!" And just maybe someone will see me and think, "hey, I can live that way, too."ā
i am. quite high rn and unreasonably delighted by the little pride flags that appear when u like queer posts. that shit is so cute
scariest thing is when you're a kid in a huge family run by women and then you go over to a house that's deeply patriarchal & misogynistic. i remember when i was 8 years old and i got invited over to my friend's house for a big birthday party with her entire extended family. after the enormous lunch that served over 30 people, i got called into the kitchen to do literally hundreds of dishes, alongside all the other little girls and women. not only were the boys our age all excused from the meal to go play, but all the grown men went to the living room to watch sports together and drink. i couldn't believe it. i asked why some of the grownups were watching TV but the girls had to clean up and all the women just laughed and laughed at me.
as a teenager when i learned the word "sexist" and used it the older women balked at it and tried to convince me this arrangement was a good thing actually because women need space from men, and cleaning in the kitchen after parties is a sacred domain of safety. and i was like actually i think needing private safety from your own husbands, sons, and brothers sounds even worse. like do you understand you somehow made this even more troubling than it already was
like i think it's fine if a bunch of sister-in-laws/wives want time together without their husbands & brothers to talk together in camaraderie. i'm not judging that. obviously. but dare i ask why the women's meetup could only take place while doing manual labor for a nearby room full of men
it's also interesting how this ingrained rigid social structures in children bc i was mostly friends with boys at that age and in fact was at the birthday party of a friend who was a boy so i remember complaining to him at school that it was weird all the girls had to help clean up because i didn't know any of the other little girls so i felt really left out that i didn't get to hang out with my own friends for a chunk of the party and he and the other little boys were like "that's just the rules."
How to Write Dialogue for (most) Dream SMP Characters
A few months ago, I remembered seeing a lot of posts giving advice on how to write dialogue for DSMP Characters. And while those posts contained numerous helpful pointers, overall, they fall justĀ short of capturing what it means to write in a characterās Voice.
Unique character Voices, while tricky to get right, are usually achieved by giving each character a distinct set of words to say, in a manner that distinguishes them from the rest of the cast.Ā
With this in mind, Iāve spent the past few days combing through almost Thirty Hours of VOD footageĀ to collect nearly all of the unique words, phrases, and speaking habits of every major and minor character on the Dream SMP (involved in 2+ story arcs.)
Before Reading:
Sentence-Starters are single words or phrases which begin a sentence. (ie.Ā āYāknow, maybe you should try something different.ā)Ā
Sentence Paddings are reoccurring words added to the middle of sentences. (ie.Ā āItās like he justĀ canāt cry.ā)Ā
Sentence Endings are single words or phrases which end a sentence. (ie.Ā āThereās no need to fight, I hope.ā)
All three of these types can be combined with one another to create more natural-sounding sentences. For instance, if a character has the two Sentence-Starters āOkayā andĀ āSo,ā they can be used like this; āOkay, so, Iām a bit worried.ā
(Note: When certain traits or phrases arenāt obvious with how they should be applied to dialogue, an (ie.) will be added below to illustrate them.)
Wilbur
General Traits:
Repeats himself for emphasis. Sometimes these repetitions will add additional information. More often, this repetition is focused around a specific word with the circumstance of the sentence being changed each time.
ie. āIām living in an eternal limbo again. Iāve been through limbo, Iām out of limbo, and socially, Iām still in this limbo.ā
Highly eloquent in language, bordering on poetic.
Highly introspective; significantly less so after Eretās betrayal and onward.
Occasionally makes literary analogies and references, sometimes breaking the Fourth Wall to do so.
Curses semi-frequently. Wilbur is the only known character to use the word ācunt,ā although rare.
Common Go-To Swears -Ā Fuck, Shit, Prick, Bastard, Hell, Ass (Including all variations and combinations.)
Tends to hum when he thinks to himself.
Stutters most often when offended, shocked, or surprised.
Generally addresses characters semi-formally, often by title or role.
Often slips into long-form monologues when self-reflecting.
Usually defaults to being the head of a conversation; introducing, managing, and elaborating on topics throughout, especially when speaking to three or more people.
Circumstantial Phrases:
You and I, weāreĀ āĀ (To connect positively with someone.)
ie. āYou and I, weāre used to seeing the good in people.ā
I wanna pick your brain / Can I pick your brain? (To ask about someone else.)
Donāt say that, Iāll cry (Affectionate banter, only to Tommy.)
Iām afraidĀ āĀ (When hopeless or delivering bad news.)
ie. āIām afraid thereās no getting out of this now.ā
Thereās no reason toĀ āĀ / Thereās no reason forĀ ā / Thereās no need forĀ ā Ā (When being threatened or breaking up a fight.)
ie. āThereās no need for violence, gentlemen.ā
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