but at least the ceiling&#x27;s very pretty

You have my word, Tallulah.

Good, then i'm totally gonna sit on your face later, dude.

#convo: brayden

Sorry for distracting you. Write a bomb ass paper and I’ll reward you with eating out.

Promise?

#convo: brayden

The only sounds I really like out of you are when I’m going down on you. Otherwise stop talking always.

Just kidding.

#convo: brayden #/ eehhehehhe i'm smitten about them

Well, now i'm thinking about you going down on me. I have an essay to write, asshole. Way to distract me.

jessest-broadway

They sound like bike horns.

axelstjames-deactivated20160219

Exactly! I didn't know they could even make noise.

#convo: jesse #/ YES

Pandas are cute too. At least when they’re babies they’re cute. What makes them crazy?

No clue. But the bamboo chills them out.

#convo: axel

You make really weird fucking sounds.

#convo: brayden #/ *strokes hair*

I don't usually hear you complaining.

axelstjames-deactivated20160219

Koalas are cute though.

Yes, but they're kinda crazy. Like pandas.

#convo: axel

Today I learned that koalas make really fucking weird sounds.

#idk man #willcoxstarter

I took the kids to the Bronx Zoo today.

Wolf hounds? Jesus. No, we’re sticking to a little dog. I know we have. You mean a lot to me, too. You and our family.

What, you don't want the kids to be able to ride it? Dachshunds are cute, i'm cool with that. But Brigid really likes corgis, you know. I love you, Hunt. I don't tell you enough.

I took the kids to the Bronx Zoo today.

Yeah, no, no snakes. Although maybe they’re all old enough for us to get a family pet, maybe a small dog. I’ve always wanted a dachshund. It wouldn’t hurt to start teaching them responsibility early. I can’t wait.

You want to get a puppy? I can definitely handle a puppy, especially over a snake. I had a bunch of wolf hounds growing up, I think it'd be good for them. Good! Honestly...I know we've kind of drifted apart recently. But I think some time apart has helped me see how much you really do mean to me.

I took the kids to the Bronx Zoo today.

You’re welcome. It’s not much of a trip if we come back without souvenirs, is it? Liam wanted to bring a snake from the Bronx Zoo home, so be happy that I was able to sell him on a toy one. I will.

Ew, no snakes. Toy ones are acceptable, thank you. I'm going a little crazy, it's too quiet here. I'm going to make a big dinner once you're back.

#convo: benji #futurewillcox

benji-clarington replied to your post:It’s pretty sad that I don’t even know what to do...

At least you have kids.

I'm very thankful for my babies, Benji. I'm going a little nuts without them.

It's pretty sad that I don't even know what to do with myself without my kids around.

#willcoxstarter #futurewillcox

I took the kids to the Bronx Zoo today.

We went to the Met, and Brigid picked out a set of cosmetic bags with the Tiffany dragonfly on them for you.

That's sweet of you, Hunter. Thank you. Give her a kiss for me.

I took the kids to the Bronx Zoo today.

They miss you.

I miss them horribly. And I miss you a bit too.

#convo: hunter

I took the kids to the Bronx Zoo today.

Now Brigid wants to be a “zoo princess” and take care of all the animals, and Liam and Killian just wanted to move into the reptile house, god forbid.

I'm glad you guys are having fun.

God, I'm tired. Thankfully the kids are asleep so I can relax.

Well, you have the next few days to yourself, so I guess you can get something stronger if you want.

I still have a job, y'know. Plus the thousands of times i'll be calling you to check on my babies.