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People apparently like hugging my leg cause it’s soft LOLOL

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lol whaaat

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favorite food and/or restaurants?

oh man i love food my favorites include:

fetuccine alfredo w/ chicken and broccoli

sukiyaki

fried dumplings

chicken or beef yakisoba

grilled cheese with tomatoes (anything cheese + tomatoes i’ll love)

grilled chicken with literally anything

strawberry shortcake

chocolate mousse

portuguese soup

twice cooked pork

fried tofu

filet mignon

anything soaked in honey mustard, barbecue sauce, beer cheese, or italian dressing i’ll probably like lol

favorite restaurant is hibachi!

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WHAAAT, alfredo is sooo good and i love grilled cheese with tomatoes, i never heard of beer cheese haha 

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what did you do when you were drunk that's hilarious?

first of all it didn’t hit me till like an hour and a half in so i thought i was hot shit but next thing i knew i tried sitting on an empty coffee maker box and fell on the floor

then i got really distraught and started crying and kept saying how i didn’t want to be drunk anymore and drank a ton of water bc i thought it’d make me sober

i looked out the window and saw a girl walking and whispered “that girl is sober i wish i was her” but apparently i wasn’t whispering bc she heard me

i said other dumb shit like how i hate psychiatrists and told my economist major friend not to become a psychiatrist

my bf is a horny drunk and i’m a “i don’t want to be touched in the least” drunk so i kept shouting “i don’t want to be touched i don’t want to be drunk anymore don’t ever let me drink again”

i’m very surprised i could even go to the bathroom by myself

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

Check out this blog if you enjoy wasting your life!

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[alisonmarie66]

Is there even any way to not be like this?

[lapisfirestarter]

My friend and I are having an argument over which is better, Neon Rainbows, or Pastel Rainbows. If you think neon rainbows are better

reblog this post

if you think pastel rainbows are better rebog this post

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if you are ever embarrassed about something, when i was in 7th grade science class doing a group project with some girls, they were joking around about something while i wasn’t paying attention and one of them turned to me and was like “Brianna, if a quiz is a quizzical, then whats a test?” and i felt a sense of achievement bc i was like i kNOW THIS, THIS IS EASY I WILL SHOW THEM BY SMARTNESS BY ANSWERING THIS CORRECTLY bc i figured she was laughing bc her friend got it wrong, and i said loud and proud, “A testicle!” as if it was the most obvious answer in the world, like duh? idk if you figured it out by now, but, i had no idea what a testicle was, so eVERYONE in the class looked at me (including our very male teacher who was startled at my words) and then my classmates burst into laughter and then i laughed too as if i knew exactly why we were laughing (i didn’t) bc i couldn’t let my pride get hurt and i didn’t wanna look dumb bc i was a niave 12 year old even tho at that point i knew i did something wrong, i just wasn’t sure what, and then one of the girls must have caught on and asked me if i knew what it was and i was like pff yeah???? duh i was only kidding (i asked my friend later, needless to say i didn’t wanna show my face in science cLASS EVER AGAIN) 

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lol a girl on my bus asked me that in seventh grade and I felt exactly the same way as you, but nobody really paid attention; now that i know i’m just like WOW

[broken-circles-to-broken-hearts]

just.

“You’re right, Dad. Dr. Golan did help me. But that doesn’t mean he has to control every aspect of my life. I mean, Jesus, you and mom might as well buy me one of those little bracelets that says, What would Dr. Golan do? That way I can ask myself before I do anything. Before I take a dump. How would Dr. Golan want  me to take this dump? Should I bank it off to the side or go straight down the middle? What would be the most psychologically beneficial dump I could take?”

~Jacob, Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children

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some tumblr text post: it's SO IMPORTANT to learn how to cook before you leave the house!

me, an adult, pouring my fifth bowl of captain crunch in the past two days: lol oops

[tea-shotss]

literally there’s so much shit i could be worrying about but instead i’m just like

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[yeoja]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ogq3pjS_aCc (Follow Up Video)

#HelpLeeJungHee

I’m not sure if these have been posted before but there are videos uploaded by Lee Jung Hee and her sons speaking out about their story on this youtube channel, please spread/download this before it gets taken down.

http://helpleejunghee.weebly.com/ (more links and info here)

[lk-nzr-blog]

I did absolutely nothing today.

[vanillapuffpuff]

Neo New York

By Camilla d’Errico

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you ever been so stressed that you're calm

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this is my constant state

[mrllarchive]

my chill is fake

[pungent-petrichor]

“How are you so calm?!” “I’ve passed beyond stressed, beyond hysteria, into the grey misty indifference of complete shutdown of all but emergency services in my brain.”

[pskira]

bolded for emphasis. 

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