Picts, and Celts, and Gauls, and Vikings.

That's what Southern girls are made of. Some days, ya just gotta put on the hat and remind everybody who they're dealin' with 😘

[velidewrites]

when a hot fictional man commits atrocities i’m like. where are your morals? where is your dignity? where do you live? when can i come over?

[tamber]

The magnetic allure of the sexy morally grey villain 🥵

[balrogballs]

Listen I know that Arwen's betrothal was very tragic for her family and all but you cannot tell me that this conversation didn't happen

Elladan: not to indulge in schadenfreude, but can I just say...

Arwen: no you cannot

Elrohir: if we are in the mood for silver linings on this gloomy day

Aragorn: we aren't

Elladan: tomorrow Elrohir will be buying the most expensive horse in Arda, I will be going on a 12 day bender in the Prancing Pony, and we have both ordered a bushel of pipeweed to be delivered to the house

Aragorn: the occasion? other than Ada skinning you alive, that is

Elrohir: perspective, little brother. In the eyes of Ada, nothing Elladan and I do from now until the breaking of the world, could ever be as bad as your betrayal. sorry, betrothal.

Elladan: we could go outside and throw Glorfindel of a cliff right now and Ada would still be more angry at you. we could use his favourite robe as a saddlecloth and he will shower us in praise

Elrohir: i could eat Bilbo Baggins tomorrow and Ada would say 'well at least you didn't fucking die just to get some action'. we are set for life, my friends. we are the apples of his eye. literally untouchable.

Elladan: and as for skinning us alive, Estel, certainly. that is, if he has energy left after sitting in his study like a brooding gargoyle and running his beloved foster son up the flagpole with a sword up his arse like —

Arwen: Elladan, if you say Celebrimbor i swear

[revee-nyardil]

I just saw Elrond described as Fëanor's "shoplifted grandson" and I just...I mean yes? I guess?

[teatimeinmiddleearth]

[cottoncandiescupcakes]

People are always hating on Hugo Weaving's Elrond for not being atractive enough or looking too old for an elf but

He pulled off playing a younger, dashing, more physically active version of his character really well in the Hobbit while he was actually like 20 years older LMAO

People can hate on my man Hugo but he was the only one who genuinely looked younger and more handsome somehow, all the others looked visibly older, even Cate who is so beautiful and aged extremely will did look older than in LOTR but he didn't. I need some respect for him

[erumelde]

Faramir: Father says I’m too soft to be a leader.

Boromir: You literally threw a goblin off a cliff last week.

Faramir: With compassion.

Boromir: What compassion?

Faramir: I yelled 'sorry' on the way down.

[the-road-betwixt]

I think it’s been said before but I really love how Tolkien does consequences of individual actions in his writing. For example Bilbo vs Gollum in regards to the ring. Gollum starts off his “relationship” to the ring with a murder and can’t let it go it consumes him. While Bilbo starts his with kindness by choosing not kill Gollum using the ring, and because of that he more able to give it up and then this act of kindness leads to middle earth being saved. I just really love how Tolkien continually shows how much individual actions and choices matter through his work. It’s one of the reasons he is one of my favourite authors.

[silmarillion-ways-to-die]

Liberated from Bluesky.

[emyn-arnens]

ATLAS OF ARDA ↣ MIRKWOOD

“There lies the fastness of Southern Mirkwood,” said Haldir. “It is clad in a forest of dark fir, where the trees strive one against another and their branches rot and wither. In the midst upon a stony height stands Dol Guldur, where long the hidden Enemy had his dwelling. We fear that now it is inhabited again, and with power sevenfold. A black cloud lies often over it of late.”

[anyatolin]

“Thranduil” by North/cary229 on lofter

[lebonah]

My Thranduil brooch just arrived!

[pippinstook]

i don't think we talk enough about how much of a absolute cutie samwise gamgee is

like???? no wonder he was able to pull rosie OFC he could!! he just needed a confidence boost . i'm sure half the eligible hobbits in the shire wanted a chance with him he's the hobbit dream!!!

like he can cook he can garden and he's strong?? and a beautiful kind compassionate heart what more do u need !

[the-volturi-diaries]

Which animal for Aro?

Cinerous Vulture.

Black Flying Fox.

King Kobra.

Voting ended onNov 9, 2024

These are for my Book Buddies set, little felt animals all named after book characters/authors/books. It's recently occurred to me that I've named a lot of them for the Twilight characters so I'm trying to complete the whole set lol.

So.

Vulture: a species that has a bad reputation but actually has a very important purpose to the circle of life, a very similar thing to Aro. He may be feared but his control over the vampires is very important to their civilization.

Flying Fox: I mean, it's a giant bat, he's a vampire, bats and vampires, it would be cool.

Cobra: an incredibly venomous and dangerous snaked that knows to be cautious and is careful when it strikes. Aro is deadly but he's smart too.

[the-volturi-diaries]

Which animal for Caius?

White Wolf.

Emperor Scorpion.

Black Mamba.

Voting ended onNov 9, 2024

These are for my Book Buddies set, little felt animals all named after book characters/authors/books. It's recently occurred to me that I've named a lot of them for the Twilight characters so I'm trying to complete the whole set lol.

Wolf: I thought it would be a little funny if a guy who hates werewolves was a cute little felt wolf! Maybe with red eyes and some cool scars.

Scorpion: it's a very cool looking scorpion (all black but it glows under ultraviolet light) and prefers to kill using its massive pinchers to crush it's prey.

Mamba: one of the most venomous snakes in the world, it's also known to be particularly aggressive as well and, well, so is Caius!

[lifegivesulemonsorwhatevs]

Rafayel is for the people that grew up fast.

Rafayel is for the people that couldn’t fully enjoy being a child.

Rafayel is for the people that needed to see a loved one leave and got attachment issues ever since.

Rafayel is for the people who couldn’t express their emotions as a child since this was dismissed as “overreacting and now be quiet!”.

Rafayel is for the people that wanted to start a new hobby but no one believed that they would stick to it.

Rafayel is for the people who got called lazy all their lives.

Rafayel is for the people that got a late adhd diagnosis.

Rafayel is for the people that cry alone in their room.

Rafayel is for the people that despite their hardships in life, they still think the world is beautiful🩷

[sylusslittlekitten]

This little nod has me in a chokehold

[thewebspinner]

Elrond Peredhel! 1/?