Simp_Lória

eu gosto de escapismo, tudo que é distração: música, livros... desenhos. tudo que não seja a vida real

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Good omens fic writers/fanartists after GO3:

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Happy Father’s Day! (If you want to see more of Cosmo, I made another little comic and a fic about them here)

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I wish I could say that Aziraphale’s appointment will go better, but unfortunately neither of these two have a clue.

(Human saga part three. Find the first two here and here!)

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What more could you want?

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Good Omens "SHITSCRIPT" from 1992

Sir Terry Pratchett had nothing to do with this!

Hey, guys! Did you know there's a 1992 version of the Good Omens script that Neil Gaiman DESPERATELY does not want people to see? Apparently, it's SO BAD that people universally refer to it as the "SHITSCRIPT". Here's how Neil feels about it:

Notice the vague legal threats---which I believe was the same abuse tactic he used against his RAPE VICTIMS! Interesting! (Man has a pattern.)

Anyway, it's on the fucking Internet Archive. You can read it here:

Good Omens 1990s movie screenplay : Neil Gaiman : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

Full script for the 1990s movie.

I also found this Google Drive link (thank you, people of tumblr!). You can download it if you are so inclined:

CursedGOScript (1).pdf

It always goes without saying, but fuck Neil Gaiman. Don't take the Good Omens finale personally; it was always destined to be a piece of shit.

[armageddidnt]

OOH we can disrespect Neil Gaiman by sharing this awful, awful script?? SAY LESS lmao I was cackling the entire time I was reading this. Aziraphale works at the British museum (for literally no reason that is explained in the script) and Crowley owns a nightclub and is a somewhat mean and extremely pessimistic character that hates the Earth and hates humanity and just wants to fuck off to Alpha Centauri (but without Aziraphale) and is insulting him at one point and literally says to Aziraphale “you don’t deserve to live” BAHAHAAH in the context of the finale, not sure if that makes it better or worse LOL. If nothing else convinces me that the finale was just bad fanfiction, then this will certainly do the trick. If that man could write this flaming pile of garbage in 1992, then imagine what he could write with a bigger budget in 2026 LOL

oh and ALSO, Terry Pratchett left the 1992 project out of principle (I suspect because he could tell the company they were working with was going to make it a shit show). Meanwhile, NG stayed and wrote the entire script himself (presumably just for the money, except the company eventually went bankrupt and seems to have paid him nothing for it LOL). Soooooo, makes us wonder why NG wrote a season 2 and 3 at all, huh??? 🤡

Anyway. If you for some reason still believe NG has any competence as a screenwriter (when he isn’t 100% basing it off an already-completed narrative that Terry Pratchett wrote over half of), then go ahead and take a look at this. Imo it belongs in the flaming trash can, right next to the GO finale.

LOL

[jessalyninlove]

enemies to lovers except they were never enemies and they were never lovers

[ladybracknellssherry]

that’s because they never existed

[obligateweirdo]

This is actually hilarious, in a grim sort of way.

[vivi-theakuneko]

Finale Haters are NOT Acephobics for Wanting a Kiss

(Edited this post because the original rant was a reply to someone's post due to a misunderstanding.)

I have seen "Finale Haters are acephobic because they want AziCrow to kiss/have sex in the Finale". So I'm going to rant about it once and for all (hopefully).

Lumping Finale haters with acephobics because they want a kiss (and joke about AziCrow having sex) is dismissing every single ace person who wanted AziCrow to experience that in a happy ending.

If you hated the Finale for the lack of kissing, remember that you are valid because the damn thing is terrible when you look at it as a romance. Nothing was resolved in their relationship. The established F15 kiss was a setup with no paid off. They never talked properly about their feelings. Azi tried to, but all Crowley did was blame him for everything he didn't do. The list goes on.

I never expected a kiss after S1. I even said to discord friends that if they kiss I'm going to be so annoyed by it because it would cause arguments between people who saw them as non romantic (as just friends) and people who like them as lovers. But Season 2 set that up.

If they didn't want them to kiss in Go3 maybe they shouldn't have given them a break-up kiss at the end of S2. Because that's a promise to the audience that they would have a better kiss later after reconciliation.

And don't recite those people's interview about the kiss to me. I have read those, and I thought it was stupid. If there was a story that needed a kiss the most, it's Good Omens's Finale. AziCrow didn't go through 6000 years trauma to end up with this.

The straight couple got a sex scene in Season 1, but a second kiss for AziCrow would be too much. Please. 🙄

If you are ace and hate the Finale, you are also valid because ace people can and are allowed to enjoy seeing kisses. Kissing is often tied to sex, but it doesn't have to be. People kiss all the time without it leading to sex. And there are ace people who aren't grossed out by kisses and sex in the fandom.

Most Book Omens art I have drawn, even the ones that depict them doing sexual activities, should have been tagged as ace AziCrow, but I don't want sex repulses people to come across them by accident. (Note: Not talking about zine art or collab work because I adjusted them based on the context of the project)

My headcanon for their relationship is that they are an asexual married couple. They are not repulsed by sex. In fact, they like doing it sometimes when the mood is right or when they have an idea they want to try. What makes them ace is that sex to them is just one of those "fun" activities. To them, it is on the same level as watching a movie together or playing a game together of importance. They can live together forever without ever needing or thinking of having sex if they want to. They like the physical pleasure aspect of sex, just like how they like the pleasure of eating or drinking but there is no "wow that guy/girl is so hot I wanna fuck them" thoughts going on in those mind unless it is about each other.

Demisexual is the closest human label that can be applied to these two. But even so, they aren't humans, and their way of thinking is vastly different from us. I don't really like labeling them tbh. They just do what they wanna do and don't care how humans see their relationship or orientation.

There might be more to add, but I don't have more right now. Just woke up and saw a take that made me want to say sth.

As usual, if you disagree, it's best to block me cause I'm too lazy to debate with people, honestly. I'd rather spend my time drawing my blorbos. This post is to declare my stand on fandom discourse so people know I am problematic. 👍

Thanks for reading if you made it this far.

[gingerhaole]

Can't trust anyone these days

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Redesigned my true form designs a bit

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Love this skin sm 🌿🙏

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inside my little chamber made of glass

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aligaitor

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few months old commission for meg smitherman

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Yumeship art before I disappear again 🧃🎬

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❤️‍🩹 Come up, darling, let us start to heal together ❤️‍🩹

What if Aziraphale hadn't left Crowley in that dirty alleyway? What if he had helped him up and held him close?

ρατreοn's mini print for June! 🔗 in my bio!

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So beautiful and healing 🥰🥰🥰

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"I'm not going to eat" ... "It's my job to set an example for all the other angels by making choices. Good, upstanding choices"

Yep - those lines are another s3 Aziraphale characterisation choice that I hate.

Contrast it with s1, and the scene where we first meet present day(ish) Aziraphale. Gabriel appears unexpectedly, notices that Aziraphale is eating and states that he wouldn't 'sully the temple of my celestial body with gross matter'. And rather than agreeing, Aziraphale defends himself and also subtly points out Gabriel's hypocrisy - 'nice suit'.

This is one of my favourite moments and it tells us so much about Aziraphale - despite how uncomfortable Gabriel makes him, Aziraphale is a bit of a bastard in response. It's perfect, the comment goes straight over Gabriel's head - and on the off chance that it doesn't, Aziraphale has plausible deniability. That right there is one of the reasons Crowley loves him.

Now, I don't doubt that Aziraphale does have self loathing associated with eating food and not being what Heaven deems a 'good' angel. But he has struggled with 6000 years of that, and he ultimately hasn't let it stop him from enjoying the world.

This is the same Aziraphale that tempts a despondent Crowley to oysters in Rome, and the same Aziraphale that gets himself captured in Paris just so Crowley can buy him crepes. The same Aziraphale that in 1967 uses the future prospect of picnics and dining at the Ritz to signal to Crowley what he really wants.

Crowley buying Aziraphale food was one of the unspoken ways they showed each other that they cared.

So why in s3 would Aziraphale initially reject Crowley's offer of a meal and say that it would be a good, upstanding choice to abstain? A better written season would use his reluctance to show how deeply traumatic it was for Aziraphale to be back in Heaven. To show how undeserving he feels of Crowley's affection and forgiveness.

Instead, it just feels like another instance where s3!Aziraphale has been reduced to a caricature of himself and it's no surprise it is only used as a lead in for Crowley to then attack him ("Does that include choosing Heaven over me?").

A lot has been said about Aziraphale failing to help Crowley in the alley, and this, for me, is (a similarly OOC) Crowley doing the equivalent back to Aziraphale. Instead of showing concern about something that should be a clear sign of Aziraphale's distress, he reacts with anger. But I don't think the writers understand these characters enough to even realise it.

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guns and roses 💙💛

prints of this r up on my ko-fi btw..smiles