Tanakh Sexyman Bracket

Vote for your favorite tanakh sexyman!

[tanakhsexyman]

Congratulations to Moshe Rabbeinu, winner of the 2023 Tanakh Sexyman bracket!

[infected]

David and Saul, oil on canvas, 1885

by Julius Kronberg (Swedish, 1850-1921)

[starlightomatic]

saw a video where someone put moses from prince of egypt on a hear me out cake... that is not a hear me out!!!!

[some-melon]

UWA another pride piece- tzipporah has a thing for hebrews ig shes going crAZY AAAAGH

fr spent so much time on making the speedpaint IT WAS MY FIRST TIME and i had some technical difficulties- wuz gonna post this YESTERDAY but the aforementioned technical difficulties whooped my ass waah.

erm hope i drew moses and the sheep well too cuz THAT WAS MY FIRST TIME DRAWING A POSE LIKE THAT- AND FIRST TIME DRAWING A SHEEP

this is just fanart i made based on a headcanon i have for the ver of Tzipporah in THE MOVIE so pls dont get ur panties in a twist thx!!!!!!!!111111!!!!1!!! <3333

SPEEDPAINT

[tanakhsexyman]

how did king solomon lose on the "i want to fuck that old man" website

[tanakhsexyman]

I know it's late but i'm still mad samson didn't get further. He was bound to loose to moses but still ;( he's samson my best friend samson

you're right and you should say it

[ultimate-poll-tournament]

R5: @fuckable-old-man-battle VS @nicejewishcharactershowdown

fuckable-old-man-battle propaganda

nicejewishcharactershowdown propaganda

nicejewishcharactershowdown propaganda

who is the ultimate-er poll tournament?

fuckable-old-man-battle

nicejewishcharactershowdown

Voting ended onJun 18, 2023

[thecompetitionshowdowntournament]

DAY FOUR MATCHUPS

yeah im back lets do this

@themiiofalltime VS @longestanimebracket

@transfemswagbracket VS @mad-scientist-showdown

@best-appliance-tournament VS @pathetic-babygirl-showdown

@chuunibyou-showdown VS @17-million-years-of-pining-poll

@character-of-all-time VS @colortournamenttournament

@blueandorangebracket VS @tanakhsexyman

@magnificent-mlm-matchup VS @clash-of-the-wizards

matchups will come out probably friday, but no guarantees because i only have a week until my summer school stuff is all due </3

[tanakhsexyman]

vote for us!!

[thecompetitionshowdowntournament]

@tanakhsexyman VS @asexual-swag-competition

WHO IS THE MOST COMPETITION?

@tanakhsexyman

@asexual-swag-competition

Voting ended onMar 16, 2023

[tanakhsexyman]

vote for us!!!

[ascent-descent-bracket]

Round 1: Angel Half

Michael (Tanakh) vs Seraphim (Book of Isaiah)

Michael (Tanakh)

Seraphim (Book of Isaiah

Voting ended onMar 14, 2023

what do i even— what do i even tag this as

[ultimate-poll-tournament]

R3: @transfemswagbracket VS @tanakhsexyman

transfemswagbracket propaganda

tanakhsexyman propaganda

who is the ultimate-er poll tournament?

transfemswagbracket

tanakhsexyman

Voting ended onMar 14, 2023

[tanakhsexyman]

Vote for us! We have lots of sexy men (and angels)(and fish)(and rocks and trees)!

…and transfems! Joseph and Isaac can be read as transfem rather than as men so we’re really covering both bases here.

[ultimate-poll-tournament]

R3: @transfemswagbracket VS @tanakhsexyman

transfemswagbracket propaganda

tanakhsexyman propaganda

who is the ultimate-er poll tournament?

transfemswagbracket

tanakhsexyman

Voting ended onMar 14, 2023

[tanakhsexyman]

Vote for us, we’ve got sexy men!

[blemgoid]

love david and goliath being like one of the main bible stories for kids. like yeah you might be small but with god on your side you can kill someone with a rock

[shenzi-hemlock]

Oh so when golden boy David does it, he’s heroic and a man after God’s own heart, but when I, CAIN-

[thecompetitionshowdowntournament]

WHO IS THE MOST COMPETITION?

@tanakhsexyman

@ultimatetumblurinatraumatisedkid

Voting ended onMar 8, 2023

@tanakhsexyman finding the sexiest tanakh sexyman!!!

@ultimatetumblurinatraumatisedkid traumatised kid battle. they all deserve better but we're going to make them fight in a bracket anyway!!!

[tanakhsexyman]

Vote for us! We’ve got so many sexy men (and angels)(and fish)(and rocks and trees)!

Also, a lot of our guys were traumatized as kids, so we’re really covering both bases here.

[tanakhsexyman]

Ahh we won!!! Thank you everyone!!!

And good game @ultimatetumblurinatraumatisedkid 💙

[thecompetitionshowdowntournament]

WHO IS THE MOST COMPETITION?

@tanakhsexyman

@ultimatetumblurinatraumatisedkid

Voting ended onMar 8, 2023

@tanakhsexyman finding the sexiest tanakh sexyman!!!

@ultimatetumblurinatraumatisedkid traumatised kid battle. they all deserve better but we're going to make them fight in a bracket anyway!!!

[tanakhsexyman]

Vote for us! We’ve got so many sexy men (and angels)(and fish)(and rocks and trees)!

Also, a lot of our guys were traumatized as kids, so we’re really covering both bases here.

[ultimate-poll-tournament]

R2: @tanakhsexyman VS @minorcharactertournament

tanakhsexyman propaganda

who is the ultimate-er poll tournament?

tanakhsexyman

minorcharactertournament

Voting ended onMar 8, 2023

[tanakhsexyman]

Vote for us! We have so many sexy men (and angels)(and fish)(and rocks and trees)!

[tanakhsexyman]

yay we won! thank you everyone!

[ultimate-poll-tournament]

R2: @tanakhsexyman VS @minorcharactertournament

tanakhsexyman propaganda

who is the ultimate-er poll tournament?

tanakhsexyman

minorcharactertournament

Voting ended onMar 8, 2023

[tanakhsexyman]

Vote for us! We have so many sexy men (and angels)(and fish)(and rocks and trees)!