[granny-weatherwax]

My favorite new TikTok trend isn't even a trend. It's just this random shop selling these Hozier tshirts with everyone but Hozier on them

Truly it brings me joy

[daemyradaily]

Daemyra + Incorrect Quotes

[slightlyrebelliouswriter23]

when brains r like "today i will not brain" my brother in christ you are a brain

[scarlettsan]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Where does lasagna come from?

Wizards from a mystical land barely tethered to this reality wrote great spells in tomes called “cookbooks” that anyone can cast

[hollowtones]

thought it comes from caves

[hollowtones]

am i thinking of QUARTZ again

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

easy mistake

[hollowtones]

ah, nuts

[hollowtones]

(coincidentally nuts also comes from caves)

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

you are thinking of quartz again

[hollowtones]

[sonypraystation]

how u doing

im not thinking about it

[junghosoks]

a wild insect appears (cr. @/butterful)

+ bonus:

[tangerine-queen]

I died.

[retrogasm-deactivated20161109]

American Gothic

[tangerine-queen]

mum: did you get home safe?

me: no i died a few times

[odysseiarex]

[the--girl-in-question]

[tangerine-queen]

Doctor: Are you sexually active?

Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset

[tangerine-queen]

theboysinmotion:

buttpug:

rearrange this sentence

yourself kill

kill this sentence

rearrange yourself

[dilemmaleeway-deactivated201705]

[pollyvarjak-deactivated20250321]

[zhongguozhaopian]