Have Soil In Your Bones.

Unorganized, unverified, hyperfixation reblogs from someone who really enjoys tea, cats, forgotten mysteries, the fall of capitalism, and pop culture. If it's neat, I'm gonna boop that reblog button. Anti-zionist, anti-genocide, pro-Palestinian. I reblog everything and give likes rarely.

[epicsause-official]

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

[epicsause-official]

heres kinda what i mean

[mutantrenegade]

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

[tricky-bastard-pokemon]

ok so

everyone knows about this meme, right?

but does anyone else know the woman who made the food? no? time to educate!

This is “Mother Mary”, the owner of Blackberry’s mother.

She made all the cakes for the restaurant while it was open. Chef Gordon Ramsay tried her red velvet cake, and spoke this meme-able line:

He then called Mary over, complimented her food, and gave her a peck on the cheek.

Look how happy she was to hear that!!!

anyways, I hope she has been able to continue her love for baking since the restaurant closed down.

[tasmanianstripes]

For these who don’t know: The restaurant she worked at closed down but she left before that and opened her own bakery, that’s apparently very successful!

She has a youtube channel where she shares recipes and cooking advice!

[the-based-brit]

[werewolf-transgenderism]

this is fucking killing me bro. computah, show me more hot hockey firefighters whaling on cops

[knightanddaybae]

Ah Paretta. Never change. This dude starts fights and wins every year that he plays in the charity game. And better yet, he doesn't just pick a random cop that's playing. He specifically spends all year researching which ones have beat their spouses or are being investigated for corruption, then mocks them and eggs them on social media for like 6 months straight just to make sure they know ahead of time they're getting their ass beat.

[granny-weatherwax]

i reblogged this before but IFY??? Whole Dropout gang minus Sam seriously would volunteer to fistfight the police play hockey.

[asteronomical]

grace: i dont care what happens to me as long as you get to go home

rocky: nah if grace dies, rocky take himself out 0.01 seconds later and if erid doesn't agree to take care of grace then rocky will simply crash the hail mary into the planet

[the-haiku-bot]

grace: i dont care what

happens to me as long as

you get to go home

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[aexphr]

got bored and made a movie trailer for a non existent bloodymary movie hehehe

[kropotkindersurprise]

July 29 / August 4, 2026 - More Flock surveillance cameras cut down, this time in Seaside, California and Winona, Minnesota. [video]

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

[willifolts]

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

[scp-threats-is-back]

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

[yoink-a-doink]

Now the moth is banned in Russia

[fantasylover4538]

…well what the fuck is this

[kingofkaumidy2]

Art.

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[sodom-hussein]

Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time

[starmaker-astral]

This is why I love tumblr

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

When the DNA mutations send you nudes

[syamoraichik]

[sylvia101me]

I have listened to all of the books twice and now am listening again with my partner @possumcollege . We are on book 2. They drew me this. I love it. ❤️😭

[requierns]

It’s been ages since I posted art on here.

Husband and I have been super into DCC lately and I was frustrated with the lack of non ai-generated Princess Donut stickers.

Link to Redbubble Listing

[forgetful-nerd]

Oof, you accidentally caught the attention of an all powerful A.I. by being your dumbass self, Carl. This will have consequences.

[that-art-cat]

Dungeon Crawler has rotted my brain

[lordbaba]

I made a thing

[aexphr]

'so, I don't think .. you're from here.. this universe i mean.'

'and what gave that away, Ryland?'

I WAS SO EXCITED TO MAKE THIS DELETED SCENE INTO AN EDIT but i had to pause due to my health and wanted to share what I've done hopefully I will come back and finish it but for now enjoy! the video itself with some audio (nothing fancy) will be on my twt tomorrow! (user aexphr) <33

[hkdmz]

[queenofnots]

This is the Spirit of the Crab Rave. Reblog to manifest It Happening.

[dumbpuppyfag]

"i can't benefit from oppressive power structures, i'm literally nice :)" is a disturbingly common sentiment on here and if u express it then i can never trust u again

[dumbpuppyfag]

AND THEY ARENT EVEN NICE!!!