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My name is Bazza and I'm too gay to function. 32. Dog Owner. Cat Guardian. Hobgoblin.

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[supreme-leader-stoat]

Don't forget the wedding invite his in-laws put out for his wedding.

[scribefindegil]

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

[curiouslyhigh]

[feinseld]

i missed this post

[pointless-letters]

One of the best letters I’ve ever seen just popped up on my Facebook memories. Still makes me laugh.

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As today is the 50th anniversary of the moon landing, it’s a great time to revisit Dinah from Devon’s memory of this historic event. And yes, still makes me laugh.

[pointless-letters]

Today is the 54th anniversary of the moon landing, but Dinah’s diary entry is still absolutely magnificent.

[pointless-letters]

57th anniversary of the moon landing and the best diary entry in the history of diary entries. Sit down Samuel Pepys, it’s over. UGH.

[muppet-facts]

Muppet Fact #1858

Rachel the Worm, Slimey's cousin, lives in the park near Sesame Street under a large tree.

Source:

Strader, P. Kevin. "To the Rescue." In Sesame Street Magazine, issue 248. October 1995.

[thickness-protection-program]

Why is this heat so hot 😩

[fagapult]

It’s the heat

[thickness-protection-program]

Source?

[mamoswole]

[thickness-protection-program]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

[byjove]

I love asking people how their parents met. You always get an interesting reply. My best friend’s parents met on the relatively new internet in 1999. My other friend’s parents met at Burger King when one was the manager and the other was a regular customer. My parents met at the beach because they were neighbors in their rental houses, mom was on a church trip and dad was getting blackout drunk every night with his friends next door.

Tell me how your parents met in the tags.

[beemovieerotica]

[geocitiesephemera]

Eyewitness Series II by DK Vision (1996)

[tilthat]

TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

[beggars-opera]

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

[ti-bae-rius]

US moron came to town

Hunting for some coochie

Wrote a G up on his belt

And this bitch called it Gucci

[ti-bae-rius]

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

[fascinationstreetmp3]

mutuals lets do this

[drakensberg-blog]

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

[poupon]

how dare you say we piss on the poor

[almondarcade]

when people use “you messed with the wrong fandom” as a threat

[twin-gemiinii]

It’s funnier because we all know there’s only one fandom that does that but if we mention it specifically, they’ll do just that.

[unorthodoxchronicles]

we better keep this like SUPER LOCKED down we don’t know WHO could react to this one, EH? EH?

[neclipsis]

If you’re aiming at SuperWhoLocks, ITS NOT FUNNY.

They’ve arrived

[ackleholics-anonymoose-blog]

Originally posted by dean-winchester-crush

[ruined-by-destiel]

Originally posted by stuffyase

Originally posted by myownobessionthatcannotstop

[almondarcade]

are you people trying to threaten me with gifs of Bendytoots Lizardman and friends

[sweet-hedonist]

Pffff we’re so scared

[high-functioning-fallen-angel]

You should be.

Originally posted by findreactions

[almondarcade]

I Am Unironically Being Threatened With Gif Of Generic White Man With Gun™

[mccoys-killer-queen-deactivated]

You better be thankful that it was just a “Generic White Man With Gun™”

it could’ve been Sam Fucking Winchester

[almondarcade]

Generic White Man 2™: This Time Nakey

[thecrazyalaskan]

[senchromelove]

oh my god it’s 2016 i thought this nightmare was over

[patienc]

This is the worst post on this website

[mentally-unstable-bagel]

This is the best post on this website

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.

this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence

[afloweroutofstone]

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

[crapscicle]

[sister-hawk]

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

[doberbutts]

[sloppystyle]

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

[thunderbottle]

he’s on his way

[samsincerely]

EVERYONE get in the tags rn and tell me your favorite cheese