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[lumi-thegremlin-deactivated2023]

THIS USER IS INTERESTED IN ANIMATRONICS

REBLOG IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN THEM TOO

[tangled-branches]

Aint gonna lie, they are pretty cool...

[holyhotpantsbatman3]

My therapist asked me to create something “motivating” so I made these.

lol.

[vvank3rshim]

I really love these, and I reblog them every single time. Some of you don’t realize how easy it’s to forget to do some of those stuff or how hard they can be some days.

[tangled-branches]

[witchlightfarm]

This is why your wife cheated on you.

[tangled-branches]

I know you have it tumblr give me the rasmodius x reader content please

[momunofu-deactivated20150808]

chillin on a Saturday night

[thepope]

Calm down jojo

[momunofu-deactivated20150808]

you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

You call that “chillin”?

Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink

[totallyfubar]

I dunno, man,

 sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop

[witchchad-deactivated20160310]

get on my level boys

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

[nerdgul]

Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck

[tyrannosarcophagous]

this post appears once every million years

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

I kept hoping someone else would one up me and I’d have to escalate even further but nobody has.

[robot-hands-mccoolguy]

I don’t think it’s possible to one up you

[tangled-branches]

Quick i gotta say something funny.

Tiddie

[tangled-branches]

I just want a man who will have no problem with killing me by poisoning my doritos flamas

[tangled-branches]

vaping feels like inhaling vaporub why would you do that?

[tangled-branches]

If the movie A Miser Brothers' Christmas had a fandom.

This dude would be their oncler

[dastardly-lemondrops]

Imagine Snape wheeling this into class

[tangled-branches]

Snape would be the kind of teacher to just roll it out when the class got to rowdy, but Mcgonagall would go with the entire speech like "So look at the person next to you and say thanks, because we won't see the tv for a long time anymore." 

[tangled-branches]

i do not have an opioid addiction he’s lying

[tangled-branches]

Sorry babe, the gomez addams costume doesn’t come off during sex

[tangled-branches]

Feelin bored might post Amy gumm x reader fanfiction later 👀👀 jk jk Nah. unless?