I’m going on a trip soon and it made me think of the Six of Crows gang & how they’d react to flying, so please appreciate this plane AU:
Inej is the type that steps on the plane with her right foot first & taps the outside of the plane with her right hand for “good luck” and Matthias does the same thing
Naturally, Kaz chides her and says that luck won’t save them while they’re plummeting 125mph from the sky towards the ocean
Jesper is the designated “please put my bag in the overhead compartment” guy
Nina cuts off multiple people in the aisle to make sure she snags a window seat
Matthias apologies to said people as he follows after Nina
It’s Wylan designated job to cram in the middle seat & remind Jesper to keep moving his legs out of the damn aisle, seriously I’ve told you ten f’ing times
Jesper innocently asks Wylan if he’s ever been a part of the Mile High Club. Wylan is positive that no one mentioned a club being on the ticket
Of course Inej has to reach behind her seat and smack Jesper
Matthias curiously asks if they offer whiskey on the rocks in the Mile High Club
Nina looses her shit and says she’ll buy him a drink if he joins it
Kaz finally tells them to all shut the hell up otherwise the only club they’ll be visiting is the fucking fight club
Once the plane takes off, Jesper can’t keep still. He is Mr. Ants-in-his-pants and won’t stop wiggling
Eventually Wylan can’t take it anymore, so he whips out some coloring materials and they draw together
Nina takes out her eyemask, neck pillow, noise-cancelling headphones and lavender Bath & Body Works. Then proceeds to take a wicked nap on Matthias shoulder. The entire time
Poor Matthias stays still as stone and just appreciates the view out the window
Kaz researches all sorts of freak plane accidents & the like for the entire ride. You know, just to be prepared
Inej is busy snapping photos out the window to post on her story. When she notices Kaz is working himself up, she makes him put the phone down and have a real conversation
When they arrive to their destination, Jesper and Nina are the type to jump over old ladies, step on children, and mow over the attendant to get off & race for the baggage claim together
Matthias and Wylan move at a more respectable pace, shaking their heads as they get off
Inej waits patiently on the plane with Kaz until the aisle is cleared enough for him to get through with his cane and after such a long ride his leg is bothering him so Inej holds his arm to steady him as they waddle after the group together