Featherlight

Hi. I'm Sara. I really like owls and I really like doodling. I'm currently a math student aspiring to be a teacher. I generally post about Harry Potter, owls, Marvel, books and various other random things. Don't be shy; say hi!

[eggtrolls]

god I’m absolutely going to hell I’m sorry guys 

I was at my friend’s engagement party yesterday and everyone was about to do cheers with these nasty ass shots of blue tequila but I don’t drink and I especially do not drink tequila, blue or otherwise, so I grabbed a piece of bread from the basket on the table and just tapped it against people’s glasses like it was a legitimate beverage instead of a wheat byproduct 

and one of my friends was like ‘ho what in god’s name are you doing’ 

and I didn’t know how to say I would rather slice of my own foot than drink tequila so I just held my bread up and said ‘I’m toasting’ 

and in that moment I felt my soul descend directly into the eighteenth circle of hell

[lestradeisasilverfox-deactivate]

most people don’t appreciate Ed enough

[ultra-violet-morning-light]

Winner for Most underrated celebrity goes to…

[madeofstarlight-96]

Everyone needs some Ed Sheeran

[swiftbat17]

Ed Sheeran is da best

[becausebirds]

owl magic

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i was at petsmart tonight and this kid was watching all the dogs graduate from doggy training (they had little grad caps and everything omg) and he had his face pressed against the glass and he reverently whispered, ‘i feel so alive’

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Ｗｅ ｈａｖｅ ｎｏ ｐｌａｃｅ ｉｎ ｔｈｅ ｗｏｒｌｄ．．．

[redeyemaniac]

By the “not all men” logic, Russian Roulette is a perfectly safe game to play. Sure, one of the chambers has a bullet in it…

but not all chambers

[thesylverlining]

Best one I’ve seen. Best one.

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

But a lot of pistols have 8 chambers, making the odds of dying 1 in 8, and the odds of being raped in the US is 1 in 6. 

So really, playing Russian Roulette is like

Safer.

[venomrevenge-deactivated2018041]

this. is not. okay.

[hongcha8129]

[yetanothercriminalmindsfanatic]

#what the fuck kind of magical girl anime pose is THIS  (via robertfrownyjr)

[ruskabelle-rabbit]

misswendybird

[shining-magically]

every sailor needs a captain

[hecallsmepineappleprincess]

#DECEASED

[abd-illustrates]

IT GOT BETTER

[shanology]

NOW I’m finally ready to reblog this - it’s complete.

[certainlyunsure97]

alohaaaaaitspauline

[peggy-cartar]

Hayley Atwell + cake (again)

[a-night-in-wonderland]

Photos Of Parents And Kids At The Same Age

[stateless1972]

Genes are fucking insane

[internets-bests]

basically me everyday

[awwww-cute]

Just trying out his new costume

[chriservans]

[deimosluna-blog]

I get emotional here everytime. He opens his eyes and he’s late. Peggy is in elder care and in her nineties and he’s late. Bucky is in a freezer and brainwashed and he’s opening his eyes and it’s not his fault, not at all, for all of Peggy’s heartache and Bucky’s abuse – but he opens his eyes and he’s fucking late.

[thecutestofthecute]

Irish Wolfhounds are also known as gentle giants.

[thresholdofzero-deactivated2018]

I want

[firewhisky]

[heathens-and-kings]

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of blistering wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my skull and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

[heathens-and-kings]

As this has hit 10k, I will now chronicle a few of my favorite responses.

[walk-the-prank-deactivated20150]

unmute for harmonies

[teandcrackers-deactivated202112]

#Steve’s reaction is priceless

[teandcrackers-deactivated202112]

‘why does he get the stereotypical american dream’   ‘I am captain AMERICA’  ‘wtf why does barton get a loving wife and three kids’   ‘all i have is a meme where people think i’m a dorito’   (via)