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i gave the venus of willendorf a brewski
venus of chillendorf
the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts
Okay. I was on my beloved AO3 and I saw something that made me do a double take. So, now I really want to know…
What is your AO3 user ID?
I’m an OG user 5 digits or less
Six figures baby!
I’m in the millions…
I’m so curious to see how long people have been on AO3! I know some people have been on there since beta/invite only, but I would love to see what the number is on tumblr!
The Amnesty International report that JK Rowling is trying to censor through legal threats.
It can also be found on Google Drive here and on Bluesky here.
Please save and share this info where possible. This report has since been removed by Amnesty International due to legal threats of libel from JK Rowling. This information is no longer easily accessible.
I
Love
Him
Stop saying that my son looks like a tragic backstory wife 😭
20 from the nosy ask question game, please.
Or 8 if 20 is too much like being flayed open. winky face
20. Describe yourself how a love interest would describe you in a book.
Oh god. Okay lol, putting my self-critic forcefully aside.
He had cute curly hair and bright blue eyes that crinkled when he smiled, which was often. He'd grown a lot of body hair from T and it was cute, making him look even more doglike than he acted. I found him adorable and attentive, and surprisingly frank for someone who was so affable. He loved to be around me, pined when we were apart, and particularly loved to snuggle.
He was funny in a way that mattered, because he could be serious too, even though it frightened him. He cared about my whims and goals, no matter how small, and joined in whenever I needed a hand. It delighted him to be loved, to trust someone so deeply and be trusted in return. Trying to learn more about him seemed to take him by surprise and he would share only sporadically and haltingly what was going on in his life and his body, like he wasn't used to doing that or expected criticism for it.
There was little he wouldn't try to do for people, even if he struggled mightily to do it, which meant he tended to over-promise and downplay the difficulties he would have. His memory issues were annoying, but a constant irritant for him rather than a way of getting out of things. You could make him deeply happy by playing with him, being silly with him, and joining in with his passions in life. He also really enjoyed making me cum.
There are plenty of other facets to me, ofc, but that's what I think would come up in a book's love interest pov. You gotta get to know me even better than this to unlock the secret bonus features. d:
8. What do you want to be when you grow up, now?
There are several things I'd love to do instead of what I'm actually doing. Work with animals in some capacity (vet practices, dog behaviourism, zookeeping, conservation, etc), make fursuits for people on commission, something internet/computer-y that I can do from home so I have time for hobbies instead of work, sell art commissions, a job that helps people in some capacity, lots more. My uh, brain and body are why I'm not doing any of them. I very easily get worn out, in pain and/or struggle to cope with a lot of stress and workload. I used to be able to deal with it just fine, but after I crashed in my late teens it's been an exceptionally long slog back to some level of functioning. Even having a part-time job is an insane achievement for adult me, which is er, not something I'm happy with lol.
This sick bleach shirt I made. Something to showcase my undying love for prehistoric cave art.
Some of the bleach burned thru the shirt bc this was my first time bleaching anything ever, but it kinda adds to it.
i think i should be allowed to quit my job and write gross and smutty fanfiction all day and still pull in a salary. i think it's a reasonable ask.
some key aspects of this post:
i want to write gross and smutty fanfiction all day
i do not want to turn that fanfiction into traditionally published work
i do not want to be paid for the fanfiction, nor do i want to be paid for the nonexistent fanfiction-turned-traditionally published work
i just to receive a salary
Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.
Yellow and red cards are a good system of penalization in football but I also think there should be a green card, which you get if you do something nice during a match, like give an opposing player a lil smooch on the forehead.
roooneyyyyyyyy
i love posts that have a definitive line after which it's clear you can just go back to whatever it is you were doing. nothing intelligent will be said
Dragonborn warlock character for AKillerClam
I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?
"all of them inshallah"