who the fuck is tango

CEO of AppleSoup🍎🍲, artist, they>he, pfp by @moro-n-noodles

[tanjochris]

hi everyone! I don't think I'll be posting anything until summer. I'm fine, don't worry. just exams and other crap. I'm active on TikTok and Telegram, so if you want to...

[14+] Дикий ТанджоКрис

МАЙНКРАФТ ВЕРСИЯ ДЛЯ ШКОЛЫ БУДЕМ УЧИТСЯ В МАЙНКРАФТ ОТКРЫТИЯ

(this is completely in Russian tho)

this account will have a complete rebranding soon

[tanjochris]

I'm not dead, I'm just offline

hi guys

[theinterpretingbookworm]

tag game ✧★✶⭒

name 3 things that might be surprising to know about you, because of the way your blog looks!

-> me first!

ive never been friends irl w a boy.

im horrendously bad at school, i even had to almost repeat another year.

im a very impulsive person and i easily get upset.

id be delighted if you all partook in this:) @4ntlersoldier @runasulienadanika @dancealonexx @leyleyluvss9liffs @h0pl3ss-dr34m3r @fireh0under @downwardspiralmatt7 @luminauni @jonstuff @2catnip4me @potatopohtahtoh @theastic @cinnamontoastcrunch0 @nini-jpeg @moonageromantic @justhere222vibe @deathhull @nauurmei @nitasnotes @norzyczki @mllwrld @dqlntsxx @nahtrustimfine @delicatelyme @arievette @ethanslife1o1 @leonie-giardini @whisssss-per0v3th

[arievette]

name 3 things that might be surprising to know about you, because of the way your blog looks!

Thank you for taging!

1) I'm so bad at school but I don't repeat any years .

2) I wear glasses because I can't see without it.

3) I'm don't have friends irl.

Tags: @irumichandaesuu @shinamaroll @tsumiinum + and anyone want to join

[irumichandaesuu-deactivated2026]

Ty for da tag kween <3

1. I am actually a professional dancerr

2. I looove skating 😭

3. I, infact, don't own any k-pop merch or album or like... Anything k-pop related 😍☝🏻 IM BROKE AND SHIT ISN'T EASILY AVAILABLE HERE AND IS VERY COSTLY (so jellyous of y'all western k-pop fans)

@onlyonehee @snepy @jejiny @jenlunes @vowsofwon @eternal-stay @startforstay @strwbrryzhra @ryuwifes @yuuuraaa @iveurei @tsumiinum @arieworld @goofyglubsgoober @melfresita-ruri2 @with-noa @gay-panic-at-all-times @atetheluck @bambiethaadoll @ryuwifes @swaggotpremium @artyling @baebispeaks @ch3rryishmyl0ve @caffeinated--trauma-ferret @4vealnu @ninilore @sasgaycumfilledcondom @jejiny @llitssn @arievette @shinamaroll @swirled-with-ink @kataneez @herozz-zz @mimoriella @yethoughts @jongiescorner @jackalthehyena @doerumi

[sasgaycumfilledcondom]

Thankssss

1. I'm TERRIFIED of heights. (No, it doesn't explain why I'm short)

2. I survived a dollar-tree shooting 😭😭

3. I'm good at cutting fruit

@iknowyouknowreeknowyeahhh @kay27-iread @caffeinated--trauma-ferret @ratreekinghavock @rottmnt-tmnt @demonshauntme2 @massivelystupidlevisimp @thetinyanimeaxolotl @tinysanemi @pants-for-free123 @atetheluck @sashaaalikescherry @foldedchip @calicocat-official @ginger-snap-doodles @alienabsorber @wolf-eyed-witchh11 @starsoriginalsin @irumichandaesuu @l1l1pad @beccahasarrived @sketchettemuffin @eternal-stay @swirled-with-ink @shinamaroll

[zeenahasarrived]

1 - I haven't seen my dad face to face since before summer, 2025. (ABSOLUTE WIN)

2 - I'm a hardcore feminist who has kicked a guy in the balls for anti-feminist actions.

3 - I sound old af but I'm 13

@ilikeknivesalot @queerjarreadyforwar @istanthecapitalisticoctopusboy @sharxxybaitxdd @spookthelilguy @jello-the-frog @marbled-pulse

[queerjarreadyforwar]

1.) uhhhh despite my onlineness, i’m actually quite active and play two sports at once (volleyball-Libero, Football- Keeper)

2.) ermmmm despite my silliness and often satirical aggression, i genuinely do care deeply for everyone i meet!

3.) hmmmm idk ig like my moot, idk if i sound older or younger but i’m a month away from being 16!

@stupendous-salads @whatonearthisgoingon @the-american-cheese-official @the-grim-reaper-offical

[the-grim-reaper-offical]

Oooo okay so

1. I have a very odd fears such as shrimp, fish, and hammers

2. I’m an orphan

3. I’ve been hit in the head by a hammer that caused a short term fear of ginger women for around 3 years around the age of 6

@blood-god-offical @loftedlow @plaguedoc88 @coffee--spill uhhhhh and open tags

[coffee--spill]

AYY ok here's the thing I keep yapping on my blog so y'all know a lot about me alrdy. So-

...wait sorry I only just read @the-grim-reaper-offical thing this post is cancelled you had a what 😭 YOU WERE HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A HAMMER AS A TODDLER??? This explains so much...

Also my things are the basic

- I was once thrown off a cliff

- I play the drums

- my dad's brother shot my dad (he's fine they're besties)

Additional cause I'm bored

- I was nearly snuck into Bhutan on a fake id

- my dad is technically an arsonist

- someone in my family owned a tiger until he had to shoot it

Tags:

@vivaciousmessypixie @acicadahumsitstune @evil-era @nelly-rebellyyyyy @a-french-coconut @luzzxsgabi @whispersinthetide @this-machine-runs-on-coffee @y0ur-valent1ne @fancysheepnacho @amn3s1aaa @matchaandsoftserve @rainbow-dragon-with-cats @7-eleven-offical

[fancysheepnacho]

OML what is that lore drop

I can't even process it

Thanks for the tags

- students in my school called a pdf file cuz all my friends had good genes and looked younger than me this rumour spread last October they were 14

- i have 0 interest in any of my school extracurriculars

- I can only study at night to understand what I am studying

Tags :

My moots/mutuals: @totally-cis-offical , @notabelsprout , @beansandsausages32 , @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant , @book-of-mapss , @110budd , @kusoorsuko , @shenanigan42 , @aliensatemysocks , @rainbowchili , @erraticsunflower , @miku-is-god , @tusklehusk , @gabenugget1141-official , @deadpavement-deactivated2026030 , @sophie-sapphire12 , @emludavis , @6skthed4rlings , @thatglitchfan , @no-one-offical , @adrianapookie16 , @withered-roses-still-live , @dramaticinlyf , @miniaturespirestorm , @mult1-fand0m-trash , @oxyisdamoron , @lelethetopicchanger , @the-one-and-only-p1per , @pearchip , @coffee--spill , @nelly-rebellyyyyy , @crowshapedfae , @valentine-villefort

[lelethetopicchanger]

thank u for tags 🫶🫶

Realising how boring my life is i cat think of shit vroo

once when i was 2 a wardrobe fell on me

i smoked for the first time at 6 WHOAHH KEEP IT PG

i got full marks in my SATS lol (still went to a fuckahh shite school)

@kurobkasa @moro-thekebab-noodles @chr0nically-b0red @whackybird-offical @walking-mushroom

+ everyone else

[moro-thekebab-noodles]

lol

When I was 9, a dog of mine killed a rabbit my sister adopted

At 13 yo I was at grandma's house for vacation and I got so stressed because of the constant yelling and fights that I just turned off the Wi-Fi and locked all family members in their rooms in the middle of the night and only unlocked them six in the morning (abusive parent ahh)

Mom's family was so shitty that I slept with that same "murder" dog some nights because her shed was warmer than my own room, her name's Dora and she considered me a daughter lmao. I missed her ngl.

Additional becuz why not

· I can easily traumatize people if they irritate me enough, like I did to my cousin, a bully of mine and another cousin. I also almost blinded a boy that was starting to want to bully me by throwing a pencil on his eye. He got an eye transplant.

Tags

@luvnotpercival @amtheracoon @tanjochris @z0mbiez0o0 @the-one-and-only-p1per

[tanjochris]

ahhh it's hard

1. I jumped from the second floor at the age of 12

2. I accidentally drank my grandfather's glass of vodka at 3

3. I remember when my brother was 5 and I was 7, I saw him approach the outlet with knitting needles and I didn't stop him until he put both knitting needles inside. he's alive btw, dw

I was quite the psychopath when I was a kid lol.

oh, and my bro later took revenge on me. he was the one who told me to jump from the second floor

no tags bc I'm lazy af

[norka-ivan-deactivated20260601]

Tw bright colors

Edwirdw

[tanjochris]

I never thought I'd reblog anything Thomas and friends, but here we are

[tanjochris]

moose

[tanjochris]

i hate 'em

[tanjochris]

from magma with @oshenka030 , feat. Harold for some reason

[chr0nsuperintendent]

I wanna knw why there is pee in his mouth

[tanjochris]

my friend did this. she used to draw emo bangs and bruises on him as well

she's big fan, really :D

[tanjochris]

from magma with @oshenka030 , feat. Harold for some reason

[tanjochris]

blood! redraw of the scene from Saw.

they are stupid, guys, I swear

[tanjochris]

[tanjochris]

[tanjochris]

*sad sigh*

Naven looks more like OC now

[tanjochris]

I hate my stupid baka life

[tanjochris]

*sad sigh*

Naven looks more like OC now

[tanjochris]

YOU

Give me a character :3

how about two

[chr0nsuperintendent]

CHRIS AND DEREK CHRIS AND DEREK WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT RATHER THAN KRISTAL BEING CHRIS’ CHILD IT WAS DEREK

🥹

[tanjochris]

my bf and I headcanon for our RP that Derek admires Chris a lot. like, a lot.

and imitates him. that's why he's an ECO terrorist/j

[tanjochris]

YOU

Give me a character :3

how about two

[tanjochris]

Happy Valentine's Day guys

[tanjochris]

Happy Valentine's Day guys