Keeping it Classy

sometimes you gotta burn some bridges just to create some distance

[itsjustjupiter]

“Velma is a lesbian in this new Scooby Doo”

I don’t know how to tell you this, but she’s been a lesbian in every single Scooby Doo ever made

[hotvampireadjacent]

[c3rvida3]

Everybody say a silent prayer for me as I smash the head of baby Jesus clean off this statue in the name of art.

[c3rvida3]

I just cannot for the life of me figure out how to snap this kid's neck without breaking his mom, but giving him a new, cooler head is vital to my vision and it simply gotta go.

[c3rvida3]

So the thing about that is, I gave up and crushed it with a wrench and the shards flew all over the place.

Just like in the Bible.

[c3rvida3]

Massive hater alert from the graven images fandom.

[c3rvida3]

Anyway,

Oh, Deer Lord.

[lilaxthegreat]

@apocrypals

[guooey]

Being the person that needs to nap after every big meal is so embarrassing. I apologize for being a 1 week old

[guooey]

Actually you are so right.......

[funnytwittertweets]

[recovery-equals-happiness-deact]

[iasip-out-of-context]

[shabbytigers]

camellias be like what if roses but tense

[shabbytigers]

look at it. it’s got anxiety

[holdvilag-archive]

[neomedievalist]

ohhh having a job is actually ruining my life.  ok

[2nowfort]

[gormbus]

the worst thing ive probably ever done to a group of other human beings was getting the aux for the big speaker at a party while on ecstasy and putting on an audiobook of dune from where i'd last left off

[imgladyourehereholdme]

be careful. being a silly billy is a gateway drug to becoming a full blown funny bunny

[komaedalovemail]

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

[simptasia]

if mangoes didn’t have the stone in the middle, humanity would reach a new level of hedonism. we could just eat thru the whole thing without having to think. we’d permanently regress to a primal state. the seed grounds us, makes us careful when we eat. this defines us. fuck i wish i had a mango

[knucklxpucks]

I’m broke and do surveys and wtf is happening on riverdale???

[mwg-drwg]

Y'all really see [REDACTED] and hit that reblog button, huh?

[anthracoceros]

what does this say i just saw [REDACTED] and hit reblog

[mwg-drwg]

[REDACTED]

[orionis-delta]

[REDACTED]?

[mwg-drwg]

Okay let me spell it out for you…

[atlassolid-prower]

that’s a terrible explanation! here, this is much clearer.

[r4cs0]

I hate all of you

[valtsv]

if tumblr ever dies for real we should just all move into an underground sewer system and write on the walls it's the same thing really

[valtsv]