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“Dudes, check here!”
“More gay vids, here!”
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

Andulka
trying on a metaphor
Monterey Bay Aquarium

Janaina Medeiros
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Cosmic Funnies
Show & Tell
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@theartofmadeline

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

Discoholic 🪩

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
noise dept.
Not today Justin
DEAR READER
wallacepolsom

#extradirty
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@tanning-chatum
Me checking notes for funny reactions:
“Dudes, check here!”
“More gay vids, here!”
*attempts to log into bank account*
To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”
types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”
*i view my account balance of $4.47*
face of the alt right
conspiracy theory: clifford the big red dog is really a dinosaur evidence: tries too hard in his name to get us to think he’s a dog
Finally giving in and admitting to yourself that you have a fetish you were avoiding
my favorite part about this is that are no tags, no comments. everyone knows what theyre guilty of
gordon ramsay fetish
SHUT THE FUCK UP
how do you even notice that
LMAO
the longshot is a popular choice, to say the least
IT’S NERF
OR NOTHING
cops on Queer Eye:
are openly tr*mp supporters with a MAGA hat that they let the fab 5 find
their idea of a prank is pulling over a gay black man for no reason and scaring him into thinking he’s about to be brutalized by the police or even killed with his friends clearly expressing their concern for him to even get out of the car when the cop asked
when Karamo tries to tell them that it wasn’t funny to try that kind of joke in the current political climate the cop tries to switch it to a “but not all cops are bad cops and we get discriminated against too” conversation
firefighters on Queer Eye:
try to raise money with a community fundraiser to properly train other firefighters
let the fab 5 hose them down in wet t-shirt contest
let Jonathan give them a little spa day with foot soaking and face masks
take dance classes for said fundraiser and even willingly learn a couple Magic Mike dance moves
their idea of a prank is to startle Tan with an exploding pen
the hot white one let’s Karamo crush all over him and call him Superman the whole time without any hesitation
Remember there’s a reason no one ever says “Fuck the firefighters!”
People say it but with a different connotation :)
(via painthands)
#tongue #lipbite #puppy/porgeyes #eNOUGH
y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive
THIS
instead of sending me nudes you can send me
pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
pics of you smiling with ur mom
pics of plants
pics of ur dog
pics of silly lookin bugs that u find
send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower