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champions league 2012 premier league 2005, 2006, 2010, 2015, 2017 fa cup 2007, 2009, 2010, 2012, 2018 league cup 2005, 2007, 2015 europa league 2013 community shield 2005, 2009
the only two pieces of canon (and semi-canon) evidence of roy at chelsea are jamie's poster and this video that chelsea put out ahead of 3x02 airing
the badge in the top corner of jamie's poster was only in use from 2003-2005. chelsea wore identical kits in 2003-04 and 2004-05, so the poster could be from either of those seasons! that's the latest roy could've joined chelsea - i think he either joined directly after sunderland's relegation in the 2002-03 season (so 03-04 was his first at chelsea), or the year before that (02-03 was his first at chelsea).
the twitter video poster images both are from the 2012 champions league final (against bayern munich in germany) - they just photoshopped roy's head onto juan mata's body (and fixed the 10 to be a 6 in the larger picture but not the smaller picture, we pretend we do not see it) here are the original two photos unedited (big) (small - not exact, but taken literally .2 seconds later so it counts) !!
i don't take any of what's in the blue box as canon bc like. 108 appearances and 6 goals does not a legend make, but still, cute. also in the same video, former chelsea player ruben loftus-cheek says that roy at one point told him "play for the name on the front, and they'll remember the name on the back", and i think that's just. superrrr roy canon. in my mind.
This stuff is like crack to me. And yeah, it always made sense to me that Roy was sold directly after Sunderland's relegation in order to make the club some money, in the summer transfer window of 2003. That is very very very much in keeping with how these things go in football. Earlier is possible, but I think the sale after relegation makes the most sense and has the most emotional resonance with the events of the show. I love that they got RLC in on it as someone who Roy would have known since he came up from the Chelsea academy, but yeah, that blue box info is nonsense. It should have more than one FA Cup marked (2007, 2009, 2010, 2012) and about 5 Prem trophy wins too (2005, 2006, 2010, 2015).
My opinion, which is supported by semi canon, is also that he left Chelsea at the end of the 15/16 season - that the story he told in 3.02 was the lead up to Summer 2016. That summer was also his last England appearance, according to the Arlo White notes - the real life loss to Iceland - and there's a Twitter video about Richmond history talking about March 2017, showing him playing there then. So the latest he could have joined RICHMOND was the January window of 2017, but we know he left Chelsea at the end of a normal season so, summer 2016 transfer window. My only question is if he'd already made his mind up about leaving Chelsea before the shitty 2016 Euros, or if that helped put the nail in the coffin. Or if he knew already he was leaving Chelsea, at least internally, but also knew he was reliably going to be called up to do his duty for England or whatever, and committed to it in a leadership capacity even if he didn't feel he should play. One last hurrah, all that. The summer of 2016 must have been truly wretched for him.
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Since Phil Dunster
has joined cuties Gugu Mbatha-Raw and Oliver Jackson-Cohen
for series two of AppleTV+'s SURFACE, let's cast a look back at Phil in his brief appearance in the second installment (which is good but not as stellar as the first installment starring Jackson-Cohen and James McArdle)
of BBC One's 2017 MAN IN AN ORANGE SHIRT.
Not Grindr, not Scruff, but Gruff.
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TED LASSO 2.12 “Inverting the Pyramid of Success” 3.12 “So Long, Farewell”
"Stop passing the ball around and bloody do something! You're a disgrace to the badge! You're all playing like a bunch of fucking fa—" aka Isaac's reaction to homophobia + Roy seeing and reacting to Isaac's reaction with understanding (despite not knowing what exactly set Isaac off and what was said to him). Making sure the threat is removed and only then agreeing to walk away.
TED LASSO | 3x09.
TED LASSO (2020—) S02E03 | 4-5-1
- I know a lot of people are shit-talking your hair online.
- They’re WHAT?
Roy Kent and Jamie Tartt Man City (S2E08)
TED LASSO ▸ 3.11 mom city
Just wanted to post this pic of Brett/Roy in his shorty shorts and sushi (?) socks as a lil’ Friday treat.
Will you tell us the story of how Brett pissed his pants?
So I need to preface with the fact that he managed to be incredibly funny and sexy while telling this story-
He was saying he gets distracted easily and that he's been crazy busy lately. So he was on a phone meeting while heading to another meeting and he stopped to pee. He was still talking on the phone while peeing, and he THOUGHT he was finished so he zipped up his pants, not realizing he was STILL peeing and it was all over his pants- all of this while he was STILL ON THE PHONE.
(And at the end of this story I was still sitting there thinking how hot this man is so yeah it might be real love.)