He's every-fucking-where (including my heart)

I go by Ace :) she/her. 32. RoyJamie. Random fandoms. Animals. Humor. I came up with Velocipastor in 2012 and forever salty about the movie title

[intellectually-voluptuous]

x

i'm so. emotional at the thought of this very professional, highly trained crew delaying their first meal (in a day scheduled down to the minute!) in sheer awe at the view of earth receding. and then getting the windows grubby in their excitement ;-;

[clubsdeuce]

anytime im playing on a TF2 server and i want to throw it into chaos I ask "which merc do you think would make the best husband?" it doesn't matter if the server is filled with straight men. everyone has a very strong opinion on this.

[joshus-lobster]

Your Honor, OP tossed a live grenade in on purpose.

[clubsdeuce]

i very clearly yelled grenade while throwing it

[anxeious]

this is making me emotional

[hgedits]

The Artemis II crew naming two previously undiscovered lunar craters (one after Commander Reid Wiseman's late wife).

[kisskiss-where-is-season-two]

My ides tiramisu, if you even care

[recklesslyinfatuated2]

Oh, my word we care.

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[pretendusername-deactivated2021]

Happy plagueiversary

[quantumshade]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[homunculus-argument]

The "I put food on the table and a roof over your head what more could you possibly want" type of parents are always so shocked that their kids never come back again once they find anywhere else that they can get food and a roof under better terms and conditions.

[depsidase]

[yellowcomics]

Not For Puppies

support me on patreon!

[ngk-they-said]

This is one of those works of art that sticks with you forever. My partner and I first saw this comic years ago and quote the “okay, but like…” in our dogs’ voice several times a week.

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

I do love that every dog owner who has ever seen this just immediately goes “using that forever”

[chaotic-error]

@vocabulary-altering-posts ?

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

correct.

PHRASE ADDED!

“Okay, but like…what if it was for puppies.”

[depsidase]

[ineedhjalp]

I love fanfiction because sometimes The Character needs to be held gently and sometimes they need to be beaten to death with a club. and you 🫵 can make both of those happen. for free

[stubborndodecahedron]

sometimes in the same fic!

[oh-fuckberries]

sometimes you ask for things and people go sure, why the hell not