Tanuki

I think at this point it's gonna be only post about Billy, Damian and Jon. Y'all don't realize the hold they have on me-

[tanukiace]

My fanfic

The world's dumbest. (Slowly starting to write it again)

The world's dumbest - Specials. Contain canon stories to my AU, but that shouldn't figure in the main work.

AU skit

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Part 7

Part 8

Part 9

Part 10

Part 11-ish (it's just Billy and Batman interacting)

Part 12

Part 13

Part 14

Part 15-ish (Red Hood wanting to kill the wizard of eternity)

Part 16 (contains some slight spoilers for Young Justice League)

Part 17 (Billy gets adopted)

Part 18

Part 19

Part 20

Part 21

Part 22-ish (Canon interaction in the AU)

Part 23

Part 24

Part 25

Part 26

Part 27

Part 28 (ok this one is not really a skit and it's sad but I want you to read it, it ends in a positive note and-)

Part 29

Part 30

Stories of the World's dumbest

Red Hood identity reveal (and Damian coming to Gotham)

Making plans for rescue

Jason stole Damian's story I'm sorry (can you blame me ?)

Cass being adopted

Tim losing Robin

Other skits

Jason baiting Alfred into killing Joker

Damian's phone addiction

Jason pranking batfam

Jason guilt tripping Bruce

Jason guilt tripping Bruce 2

Bizarro date

Tim playing the Sims

Red Hood clone armor

What the fuck was I on when I wrote this

Doctor Damian and the difficulty of being normal

Some art

Drawing 1

Drawing 2

Drawing 3

[spicy-apple-pie]

“Oh Batman is abusive in comics” “how many times does a character need to be mischaracterized before it’s just their character”

I DON’T CAAAAARE

Batman being abusive to his kids is so fundamentally wrong and makes him a one dimensional character and I personally hate it.

“Oh the dark gritty character is dark and gritty and mean” hey how about the dark gritty character is dark and gritty because he has to be. He’s such a bleeding heart that he can’t let his enemies (and sometimes allies) know how much he loves and cares. He loves so much. He loves his city, he loves his kids. He’s full of so much love yet he can’t express it because he’s never been taught how. And maybe he’s harsh but it’s because he couldn’t imagine what he would do if he lost another kid.

Batman is a hero, not a villain and it’s a disservice to make him behave like one.

[tanukiace]

I need me some people to do that with their oc PLEASE

Here's mine with my dnd character and her uncle, it's just a doodle

[tanukiace]

Do you have a movie that is genuinely mid to you, but that you rewatch for that one peak scene ?

For me it has to be the fifth Pirate of Caribbean, and the scene in question is Barbossa telling his daughter she's a treasure.

As well as Moana 2, for the song that Maui and the ancestors (and the granma) sing, that I cannot get over with.

[tanukiace]

Anyone still here wanna become a beta reader ? Just so you know, I'm writing very irregularly and all, but I'm trying to get back to it.

[tanukiace]

Do you ever think about the fact that the only reason Amon and Tarriok's father knew that bloodbending was a thing and possibility, was because Republic city made it illegal ?

No ? Cus I do.

Like Katara could have died with the knowledge it was a possibility but NOOO. She wants to outlaw it. GIRL you're the only one who knows about it, except for an old lady - but they could just have called her senile ??? Like ???!?!?!!()!?!?

Or MAYBE I'm missing something there that was established in the comic or what I dunno, but it seems to me they were just STUPID to say "from now on, bloodbending is a forbidden form of waterbending"

Like. The face the waterbenders must have made. "We can bloodbend ??"

Like. This is a pretty big plot hole to how in the actual fuck Yakone came to know bloodbending was possible ?????

No hate on Katara ofc, it's just the move that was probably incredibly stupid.

[tanukiace]

Sorry guys depression got to me real bad, and if I'm being honest idk when I'll continue writing the fanfic. I'm very sorry.

[tanukiace]

To anyone searching an alternative to google doc, try ellipsus it's pretty nice

[tanukiace]

Does anyone has star wars fanfic in the idea of a "what if" where everything goes well, and Anakin doesn't turn to the dark side and defeat Palatine, raise his children and everything? Or are even the fanfic writer of this fandom allergic to happiness ?

[idk-i-was-bored]

I decided to do something a little bit insane. I sat down and typed every word spoken in revenge of the Sith so I could then hand write every word to create this scene redraw. I am very pleased with the final result I’m not gonna lie.

[tanukiace]

What's your weird and/or useless skill ? Mine is I can sing the elvish part of this song. And also explain the context of the song, and what it means if I'm motivated. Anyway, what's your weird and useless skill ?

[megamindsupremacy]

oft-forgotten aspect of the ever-shifting DC Comics timeline is that Billy Batson is like, 100% a Gen Alpha kid at this point.

[lavena]

NOOOOO

I refuse to accept that

Nope nope nope

[tanukiace]

ABSOLUTE BATMAN IS A 2004 BABY

Now let's say that Bruce is 30 when Billy is 8 (I really don't know their actual age), which means a 22 years age gamthat means...

Billy

Is

A

2026

Baby

OKAY ?!

Now that's hypothetically. I hope we get an absolute Shazam/Captain Marvel, that would be dope !

[megamindsupremacy]

BILLY BATSON’S BIRTHDAY IS APRIL 1ST HE HASNT EVEN BEEN BORN YET!!!! HES NOT EVEN A DAY OLD!!!!!!!

[tanukiace]

OHMYGOD WE SHOULD DO A BIRTHDAY FOR ABSOLUTE CAPTAIN MARVEL LIKE

YAY HE'S BORN !!!

[megamindsupremacy]

YES

[tanukiace]

I'M PREPARING THE PARTY HORNS THAT ROLL OUT AND GO BRRZZZT !!

IN EXACTLY ONE MONTH AND ONE DAY (FOR ME), ABSOLUTE BILLY BATSON WILL BE BORN !

[tanukiace]

We forgot, but absolute Captain Marvel is nigh a month old now !

[megamindsupremacy]

HAPPY NEARLY ONE MONTH, SMALL BABY!

[tanukiace]

Wait at how old does he become an orphan?

[yoopsity]

Doesn't he get orphaned at like 5 or something? Cus he's on the streets for a few years before getting his powers at 8 right?

[tanukiace]

Alright, putting a timed post for in five years guys, seeya

[megamindsupremacy]

oft-forgotten aspect of the ever-shifting DC Comics timeline is that Billy Batson is like, 100% a Gen Alpha kid at this point.

[lavena]

NOOOOO

I refuse to accept that

Nope nope nope

[tanukiace]

ABSOLUTE BATMAN IS A 2004 BABY

Now let's say that Bruce is 30 when Billy is 8 (I really don't know their actual age), which means a 22 years age gamthat means...

Billy

Is

A

2026

Baby

OKAY ?!

Now that's hypothetically. I hope we get an absolute Shazam/Captain Marvel, that would be dope !

[megamindsupremacy]

BILLY BATSON’S BIRTHDAY IS APRIL 1ST HE HASNT EVEN BEEN BORN YET!!!! HES NOT EVEN A DAY OLD!!!!!!!

[tanukiace]

OHMYGOD WE SHOULD DO A BIRTHDAY FOR ABSOLUTE CAPTAIN MARVEL LIKE

YAY HE'S BORN !!!

[megamindsupremacy]

YES

[tanukiace]

I'M PREPARING THE PARTY HORNS THAT ROLL OUT AND GO BRRZZZT !!

IN EXACTLY ONE MONTH AND ONE DAY (FOR ME), ABSOLUTE BILLY BATSON WILL BE BORN !

[tanukiace]

We forgot, but absolute Captain Marvel is nigh a month old now !

[megamindsupremacy]

HAPPY NEARLY ONE MONTH, SMALL BABY!

[tanukiace]

Wait at how old does he become an orphan?

[megamindsupremacy]

oft-forgotten aspect of the ever-shifting DC Comics timeline is that Billy Batson is like, 100% a Gen Alpha kid at this point.

[lavena]

NOOOOO

I refuse to accept that

Nope nope nope

[tanukiace]

ABSOLUTE BATMAN IS A 2004 BABY

Now let's say that Bruce is 30 when Billy is 8 (I really don't know their actual age), which means a 22 years age gamthat means...

Billy

Is

A

2026

Baby

OKAY ?!

Now that's hypothetically. I hope we get an absolute Shazam/Captain Marvel, that would be dope !

[megamindsupremacy]

BILLY BATSON’S BIRTHDAY IS APRIL 1ST HE HASNT EVEN BEEN BORN YET!!!! HES NOT EVEN A DAY OLD!!!!!!!

[tanukiace]

OHMYGOD WE SHOULD DO A BIRTHDAY FOR ABSOLUTE CAPTAIN MARVEL LIKE

YAY HE'S BORN !!!

[megamindsupremacy]

YES

[tanukiace]

I'M PREPARING THE PARTY HORNS THAT ROLL OUT AND GO BRRZZZT !!

IN EXACTLY ONE MONTH AND ONE DAY (FOR ME), ABSOLUTE BILLY BATSON WILL BE BORN !

[tanukiace]

We forgot, but absolute Captain Marvel is nigh a month old now !

[robs-your-robins]

Jason helping to raise Damian in the League of Assassins itches that special part of my brain but while I picture Jason being soft and nurturing to Damian as a baby and toddler, Jason is still fifteen when he arrives at the LoA and Damian is about six or slightly older. So can you picture late teens Jason dealing with cranky child Damian who won't listen, who sasses him and is sometimes insufferably like his father. I just have the image of Bruce or Alfred trying to reason with Damian throwing a tantrum only for Jason to start yelling at Damian in a mix of rapid Arabic or Mandarin, getting a reply of some sorts and Jason just starts taking off his shoe and Damian immediately backs down and apologies for the way he's behaving.

[tanukiace]

The part where Jason take of his shoes is scratching my brain the right way. I love it.

[tanukiace]

To whoever said "always bet on green at the fair" WHY AM I ALWAYS GETTING ORANGE I HATE THIS GAME OMFG

[tanukiace]

Anyone has the experience of seeing your mutual's skit being carried over by Instagram and voiced by THAT guy ?

No ?

Cus I just did-