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YOU ARE THE REASON
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Bruce and Clark say each otherâs names (masks or no masks) like no one else can and even the most subtle change in their voice gives it all away, which is why Superbat will never be victims of long, elaborate mind-control/possession storylines, in this essay I willâ
All the blame for this crack goes to @haveihitanerve and that Matt/Ben post
"So, you're telling me we are dating?"
"Mn."
"We?"
"Yes"
"Together?"
"... Usually how it goes, yes."
"Oh, don't be a smartass..." Hal contemplates for a second, not lifting his eyes from the Bat as he moves around machinery. "Why would I even date you?"
Bruce slowly turns around. The cowl covers his lifted eyebrows, but knows Hal can feel them rising to the sky. "What do you mean?"
"Just that, why-"
"No. I'm asking. Why would anybody not want to date me?" He half expected Hal to catch on the joke. He deflates at Hal's incredulous stare. A sigh "It was a-"
"HAH!" Hal barks. "How are you so full of yourself, Spooks?" And Hal is laughing. Bruce lets the air out of his lungs and turns to keep watching whatever it is on screen. "Who do you think you are? Bruce Wayne?" Hal is so busy laughing he doesn't notice the flinch, or the new input on the information about his memory loss.
"Why?" Curiosity wins. But he's still enough self aware not to turn around for the next question "Do you... Like Wayne?" He knows the recordings are going to hunt him every family meeting from now on.
Hal takes a second too long to answer. Bruce fears the answer.
"Who doesn't, dude?"
The way his body relaxed to the answer surely needs to be studied. He'll note that down for another occasion.
"I don't like him" He blinks in surprise to his own voice.
"Of course you don't" This time, he does turn around.
"What does that mean?"
"Exactly that. Of course big bad bat wouldn't like our Brucie." He bites down the smile forming "What's there not to like?" And Hal sighs.
He shakes the silly thoughts. "He's too fake"
"Too fake?!"
"His persona. He's just too-"
"Oh, shut up! He's lovely!" No. Don't let the dissapointment slip. "Sure. He is obviously acting for the cameras," oh? "but you can't tell me the way he smiles and coos at his children is an act!" Oh... "That man is pure love!" Oh. Oh shit. "And when he hugs the people he does charities for?! COME ON!!" Oh shit, oh shit indeed. "He's just-" a long sigh. "Just."
"Just"
Hal shrugs "Just."
Bruce takes a deep breath and sits on the cot's border. "Hal" he takes the man's hand, never missing how the man freezes on contact. Or maybe was his name. "Please don't panic"
He oh so slowly and carefully unclips the cowl from the back of his neck with one hand, never releasing Hal's from the other hand's grasp, and goes to pull his cowl forward. The movement has him looking down, so he lifts his head as he brushes his fingers through his messy sweaty hair.
Hal's eyes are comically wide. "Holy fuck"
"Love, breathe"
"Holy fucking shit"
"So-"
"How the fuck did I score Bruce Wayne?"
"... Wait. Now you believe me?"
"Shut up! Wait no, don't dump me. Sorry. Holy shit. Oh my fucking god. How the FUCK did I-? OH MY GOD AM I DEAD?!"
"Hal."
"This is insane"
"Hal. Love."
"Dude, you can't just- fwoosh! Hi! I'm Bruce Wayne at me!"
Bruce sighs, endearment slipping through his smile. "You're so stupid. Now I understand why you reacted that way the first time"
"The first- We're really dating"
Bruce nods.
"Oh my god. I need to call Ollie" Hal covers his mouth "I'm dating Batman AND Bruce Wayne"
Bruce can only cackle at the man he had promised to marry.
Fatherâs Day commission for @roy-dcm2
bulma as somebody who will just not wake up for anything on earth is so realness for ever.
DBS makes sense now; Gokuâs just working with a difficult scriptđ
(I saw this as an audio on Tiktok AGES ago and have never been able to find it since!!! If someone knows the audio then please let me know, I wanna put it over the comic!)
Based on quotes from FighterZ. Gohan is always praising Vegeta, and we all know Vegeta secretly loves it XD
everyone look at his cuteness btw
vegeta and gohan?
typical
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Redrew some screenshots :)
Hashtag self love
I really like the idea of Jon wanting to do all these stupid social media couples trends with Damian once they start dating, but as Robin and Superboy rather than Damian and Jon. (Not for any real reason except he thinks it would be funnier for Damian to be doing these stupid, sappy trends in his full Robin getup.)
Damian, of course, argues against it. He says itâs too risky for people to know their superhero identities are together because someone could use it against them. He also thinks that someone could connect Robin and Superboy dating to Jon and Damian dating and then figure out their secret identities.
Jon shoots this down because people already know that Robin and Superboy are friends and use it against them, so that wouldnât change. Also, they know plenty of people who are publicly dating as both their superhero and civilian identities and no one has figured any of them out yet.
(Also also, Damian and Jon have a bad habit of making out while on patrol together- usually Jonâs fault- so itâs really only a matter of time before someone sees.)
Jon keeps bringing up these points and pestering Damian until he finally agrees. Jon makes them film all these stupid TikTokâs, and Damian acts all bothered, but he actually starts to like it. Cue Damian filming without Jon knowing and purposely doing things in them that annoy Jon just to ragebait him.
His first video is titled âseeing how loud I have to say my boyfriendâs name before he shows up.â All Damian has to do is whisper and Jonâs there, super worried because why would Damian have to whisper unless he canât speak freely for some reason? The internet loses their shit over it since the video makes it obvious that Jon is always listening for Damian and is very protective over him.
He has another one called âhow long will it take my boyfriend to use his x-ray vision on me if I pretend to be hurt?â Damian sets up the camera and then fakes a slight limp when Jon shows up for patrol. Jonâs eyes immediately get unfocused and a second later heâs asking why Damianâs limping if nothingâs broken? Damian laughs and looks at the camera, which Jon then notices, and he starts yelling because âthatâs not funny, D, I thought you were hurt!â
His most popular video is actually a series of videos where he just throws himself off of things and times how long it takes Jon to catch him. Sometimes Jonâs already with him, sometimes heâs not. Sometimes Damian calls for Jon, sometimes he doesnât. No matter what, Jon always shows up and catches him in record time. The internet absolutely adores them.
(And donât worry, Jon gets back at him by making his own series- âhow many times can I pick up my boyfriend before he threatens to murder me?â. Which is just a bunch of clips of Jon throwing Damian over his shoulder or lifting him by the back of his uniform and Damian trying to kick him while demanding to be put down.)
oh my little firefly, itâs never completely dark for you
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