i hope i made you smile

It's all I ever wanted

[housegoblin]

spunch

[fipindustries]

ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten

[mint-corset]

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

[such-justice-wow]

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

[lectorel]

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

[domina-honoribila]

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

[teaboot]

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

[ailithnight]

The physical toggle switch for switching between iOS/Android...

[leeleesart]

i'm looking forward to kon meeting mama kent in s3 so she can spoil him rotten 🥺

[garpen]

"you already left kudos here"

And??? Let me like it again??? Clearly it deserves more??

[garpen]

I'm not meant for the public. I'm meant specifically for like 20 people here and that's all. This is too much attention 😭 I might delete this post aghghhhhhhh

[isthereaduck]

There aren't any ducks in this post.

[garpen]

I've never been so disappointed in one of my own posts 😞

[isthereaduck]

There is now a duck in this post.

[garpen]

Redemption 🥺

[star-crimson]

Classic Unbreakable Bond <3 They're so cute

[mushroomflood]

Sonknux ideas

[noodles-and-tea]

The thing about kids is that they’re so little

[ys2107]

[grakkie]

Duke appreciation, let him interact with his siblings more often dc 🙏

[jason-toddie]

@numberonedukethomasapologist

[dc-comics-enjoyer]

Contexts in which Bruce curses :

- "Fuck…" Muttered in front of the Batcomputer at 3 a.m.

- "Oh, fuck." Said quietly at the Watchtower monitor after seeing Clark tank something he absolutely should not have tanked.

- "For fuck’s sake." Every time one of the Batkids does something deeply unnecessary.

- "Come the fuck on." After finding out Joker somehow escaped again.

- "Absolutely the fuck not." Directed at any plan involving magic.

- "Fuck me." Whispered after hearing the words "Dad/B/Bruce/Old man/Father, don’t get mad."

- "Are you out of your goddamn mind ?" Usually aimed at Jason.

- "Oh, you’ve got to be fucking kidding me." Upon realizing Ra's is behind some intricate plan he's been investigating for a while.

- "Dammit." The first one when he starts to really losing patience.

- "Clark." Said in the exact same tone as a curse word whenever Superman starts smiling knowingly at him.

- (bonus) "Ah, fuck--" muffled because Clark just pinned him down and hit exactly the right spot.

[chaoticbatfam]

Jason: *concentrating hard as he does something on his phone*

Steph: what’re ya doin’, orderin’ a bomb strike??? Ya look like you’re facin’ th’ fuckin’ firin’ squad

Jason: *not looking up from his phone* ya know how ya open a fuckton of fanfics on your phone, then th’summaries an’word counts start t’intimidate ya and ya start lettin’ some sit too long out of intimidation?

Steph: sure

Jason: well I’m scrollin’ just enough on every fic to hide all the important info, then mixin’ all m’tabs ‘round an’forcin’ myself t’choose one at random

Steph:

Steph: you shuffled your fanfiction

Jason: essentially yeah

[waveoftheocean]

absolute menace but still such a good boy :')))

[bingusmyboy]

“Maybe i was better off dead”

[incorrectbatfam]

the Batkids would definitely turn one of Damian’s horses gay when why find out he doesn’t know what the lgbtq+ community is (pls tell my you’ve seen that post of a horse girl saying she’s raising her son gay (putting a pride flag on her horse and making it do marches))

Damian, walking into the barn: What are you doing?

Steph, putting a rainbow cape on Bat-Cow: Turning the animals gay. You wouldn't get it.

Steph: *snickers*

Damian: Same-sex penguin couples adopt abandoned eggs.

Damian: Clownfish undergo sex changes.

Damian: Snails are born with both male and female reproductive parts.

Damian: Female stick bugs self-fertilize.

Damian: Bonobos display homosexual activity more frequently than heterosexual.

Damian: Male seahorses get pregnant.

Damian: The platypus has ten sex chromosomes.

Damian: *fixes the cape*

Damian: And Bat-Cow is in a long-distance lesbian situationship with a buffalo from Wyoming. It is the human species that is dull and inferior.

Damian: *walks away*

[karyotatsumi]

[bat-bleed]

[ionebat]

I fear it’s very beneficial for the people around Bruce Wayne to keep him as far away from inhibition lowering/truth serums as humanly possible cause if that man said a FRACTION of the depressing and self deprecating stuff he thinks about 24/7 out loud EVERYBODY is developing a drinking problem