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rain (yuu/yui) || 30's || e. asian sapphic princess || vi's ballerina ; tao's daily headache
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1. first girl crush and when did you realize it wasn't "just admiration"?
shego from kim possible sldkfjaosdifh and like.... idk i was p young i think LOL but i don't think i addressed that realization till i was in college
4. fem, masc, futch, or all?
i personally am very very very fem LOL in a partner??? i dont think i care too much? i do prefer ppl who can like. pin me to a wall but like that is not exclusive to any label so u__u <3
Mmmm...older!Vi and her controversial younger hot gf...please...and not in a sugar bby way (nothing wrong with that too) but they're so in love and ouuuugh
Older Vi who loves showing her new things/experiences but they're both so whipped for each other raaaah
okay WHERE IS @cursedyuri AND HER OLDER!NEIGHBOR VI AU --
bc that's literally what i thought of when is read this and like... vi being a bit jaded (bc of her semi-recent divorce from cait) and all the bullshit she's gone through prior to that but you're her neighbor's cousin who's way younger and keeps on offering to help her with her front garden (bc honestly vi kind of sucks at maintaining her front garden and the weeds are really getting on her nerves) -- but you have no right looking so damn good doing gardening in that sundress of yours with a giant hat --
rain what do you think vi's favorite flower would be
actually! i think it might be sunflowers???? bc.... the fact that they face the sun i think would be so meaningful since she grew up in a place where sunlight was so rare u__u
TAO NEE-SAMAAAAAAA sorry i just saw your kink rb jshdjsnksnsksks
/SCREECHES INTO THE SUN/ TAO-NEE-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
no rly tho she...... unlocked something in me. a wolf that had been hiding.... inside me okay..... like truly....................... who am i? (narrator: a whore)
writing warmup: send a character + time for a drabble
tao; 11:11pm
"make a wish!"
"ha?" her answer comes wreathed in smoke, a single eyebrow hitching at the corner as she glances up at you from across the room, her book nearly finished.
you point at the antique clock ticking on the wall.
"it's 11:11! make a wish!" you clasp your hands in front of your chest and squeeze your eyes shut. a second later, you hear her scoff. you peak at her through your lashes only to find her watching you, a faint grin pressed between her lips, wildflower-sweet.
"why the hell'd i do that?" she takes a long drag from her cigarette before snubbing it out.
"cause!" you smile, unclasping your hands, "they look like candles, don't they?" you draw out the numbers in the air with your fingers, four verticle lines in a row, then mimic blowing out a series of candles.
tao stares, her eyes never leaving you. she has a way of looking at you that makes you feel strangely transparent, as if all your thoughts were written out in that book of hers, free for her to flip through and peruse at any given moment.
you try your best not to blush; you're not sure if you actually succeed.
tao flicks her eyes at the clock again before looking back down at her book.
"don't need to make any wishes. i've got everything i need here."
you purse your lips, a strange tingling ringing through your body as you watch her flip a page. a moment later, the door opens and alma bursts through, mouth full of taiyaki, two others wrapped in paper along with a variety of other snacks in his arms.
"i'm home!!!"
"welcome back!" you answer. tao lets out a soft grunt and turns another page.
"you're late," she says, but there's no venom in her voice -- there never is when it comes to alma (or you, for that matter).
"haha, sorry! i passed by this taiyaki stall and it looked soooo good i just had to get some! here, i got one for you too miss tao! and one for you too!"
he hands one to tao before skipping over to hand one to you, his cheeks still full. you smile, bringing the still-hot taiyaki up to your nose. the sweet smell fills you with a helium-lightness, and you glance at tao before taking a bite.
she catches you eye with a tiny wink before tucking into hers.
"of course, miss tao's is savory, but i got you the sweet one!"
you hum into the sweet rice and red bean filling as tao makes a soft noise of thanks.
later, when alma's gone to bed and the house is quiet, you catch her smoking on the balcony, her face upturned towards the half-full moon. a thin tendril of smoke spirals up from the corner of her lips. you watch her from the mesh doorway, admiring the way the moonlight gilds her all in silver. it fits, somehow, like she was made for the color, or that it was made for her.
and suddenly, you wonder if this isn't why the ancients needed figures like gods -- what other explanation is there for beauty like this to exist in the moral world?
she turns, her hair loose around her shoulders.
"i've got everything i want here too," she says, in a voice so soft it's almost a memory, or a wish -- made on the remnants of falling stars.
you smile, gently pushing your way onto the balcony beside her, pressing your arm to hers. she's warm, and human. and so are you.
"good," you say, a beat later turning to face her, "because that's what i always wish for."
11. shy or confident— which one are you when you like someone?
mostly confident!!! u__u i get shy later on actually LOL like. im really really outgoing in the beginning but the further into the relationship we get, the easier it is to make me blush LOL
22. favorite way to flirt?
making out in a bar uhmmmm idk???? mostly prob just asking lots of questions about the person and like... being hyper-interested/focused on them? ive been told im really good at holding eye contact which i guess (according to Memes) is now a certified way of flirting as well so... that!!!
convincing your god-fearing boyfriend that it’s okay to fuck raw because that’s how the lord intended for his creation to join as one and celebrate their love; there’s nothing sinful about it since you plan to get married someday—right?
