bc they were on the starblaster for 100 years come on
magnus: [points to any animal on any given planet] taako tell that motherfucker i want to fight him
honestly a bunch of jokes about taako, lup, and barry being disney princesses for talking to animals
barry: can you please help me clean this mess up?
merle: why don’t you just ask your animal friends to help? gather up your woodland creatures–
barry: THAT WAS JUST THE ONE PLANET IT DOESN’T WORK ANYWHERE ELSE
making up increasingly ludicrous stories and trying to get lucretia to actually write them down
magnus: you know, my real name is actually studly burninglove
lucretia: [without looking up] you know what, magnus? i’ll do it. i will actually write that down. future generations will know you as studly. would that make you happy?
in that vein, davenport knew absolutely nothing about pop culture, so they keep making up celebrities and events and acting like they happened
they like. maintain it too. they have a whole canon of made-up pop culture.
taako: [something explodes] ugh this is just like when fantasy billy ray cyrus had his mid-90s breakdown
davenport: isn’t it more like when fantasy kesha and fantasy bill nye had a cage match?
lup: [completely straight-faced as magnus and taako try to smother their laughter] yes, cap’nport. exactly like that.
taako and lup almost managed to convince him that they were celebrity chefs until lucretia stepped in
[something goes wrong on the ship]
anyone: greg fucking grimauldis
[points at anything] is that a bond
lup: am i made of bonds?
barry: in a sense, yes. everything is.
taako: are shadows?
barry:
lup: are dreams?
barry and lup bullshitting scientific-sounding words whenever magnus or merle ask them a question