hey

he/him it's Eddie

[emmaklee]

Nishimoto Ryota

a piece of wood carved to fit perfectly into a zippered plastic bag

[badassdemonsword]

Holy f*ck i love being bisexual all the characters from The Amazing Diagnostic Circus is Sex. As. Hell.

[schzunabe]

[hgsn-moved]

“we must make sure you do not appear here again. bailiff, whack his peepee.”

*whack sound*

*Mel Blanc scream*

[outofcontextpkmn]

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

look for me on the dawn of the fifth day

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[epilepticsaints]

[the-sofa-king-awesome]

the tags on this post do not disappoint

[butchtoks]

[human-pet-they]

COME ONNN

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

"antique store, portland" (2006), lovely librarians

[fuzzy-oooze]

There's this really obscure forgotten DC hero named the Heckler, who's basically buggs bunny as a superhero, not having any powers or physically strong, but just really good at pissing people off until they accidentally deal with themselves.

Now they're interesting, but the REAL star of the show is one of his villains, John Doe the Generic Man, who's this guy in a stark white suit with flat pink unshaded, untextured skin with no features or anything who talks like chatGPT and has black text over his face that explains what he's feeling at the moment. That guy is fucking fascinating.

[sentada]

lowkey i just killed all innocents

[plumbo-gummite]

notice how no one died

[blondie-in-the-zone-deactivated]

[psychotrope777]

fuck it really has like almost the exact cadence

[spinchs-field]

whatever. mods, make this guy lactate an embarrassing amount

[poyosilly]

[lesbianlongsword]

[chrisweedpiano]

one of my favorite posts of all time

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

[marzipanandminutiae]

It's uhhhh The Good Old Days. Your grandparents had it and you don't. Get mad about that or something. Freedom and the American Dream or something