A Family in Goldenrod

Three members of a formerly-ordinary family living in Goldenrod City. | Pokemon IRL blog run by Bench.

[taranzfamily]

Hi everyone!

I'm Nisaqui Taranz! I'm 13, and use he/him pronouns!

You've probably heard of my brother, Gen Taranz! Apparently he's really famous on here, so I decided to make a blog to see what this website's all about!

Mom and dad were worried about me being too young to be on here, though, so they'll be sharing this blog with me.

Hello, I'm Lesa Taranz. I'm 39, and use she/her pronouns. I'm the mother of Nisaqui and Gen, as well as adoptive mother for many of those living with us. I hope we can all get along.

Hey there! I'm Ango Taranz, 42, and use he/him! I'm the father of everyone here, besides my lovely wife, Lesa. Please be nice to my wife and our children.

OOC

I need to work on my impulse control.

Anyways, here's a blog for the bio family of Gen of @goldenrodchef!

NSFW interactions are not allowed.

Pelipper Mail, Mystery Gift, Union Circle, and their variants are on. Magic anons are off. Sapient Pokemon interactions are welcome and encouraged!

Nisaqui's text will be black, Lesa's will be blue, and Ango's will be orange.

I hope you all enjoy this blog!

[pokestar-rosa]

Listen, I encourage you all to write fanfics about whatever you want, and ship all sorts of crazy ships but I do find it a bit disheartening how few people acknowledge that Lucario Girl is canonically Asexual Aromantic and has been intentionally written as such since the third movie. I would know, I co-wrote that one.

Like, all the stuff you come up with, all the brilliant art and stories, its great, but the level of erasure just... kinda hurts, you know.

[taranzfamily]

If it helps, I really liked it! I watched that movie when it came out and I loved it! And it helped me realize I'm probably aroace myself!

[anotherscreed]

oh hey now I've got an excuse to stick around here a bit longer.

they're doing some kind of movie night at the pokecenter. some movie called... uh, wicked? never heard of a movie called that, anyone know if it's any good

[taranzfamily]

It's amazing! You should really watch it!

[taranzfamily]

Would anyone here be interested in an in-depth guide to traditional pokeball crafting from yours truly?

[taranzfamily]

What's the weirdest thing you've seen one of the eebies do?

I'm not going to embarrass my children and their friends to an internet stranger.

[taranzfamily]

Some might say we're ridiculous for housing so many eebies and sapient Pokemon. Some might call it ludicrous.

But each and every one of them is a person in need of a home. And we have more than enough room to provide a home for them.

I don't mind waking up to the sounds of Pokemon scampering across the floor, nor do I mind caring for them, grooming their fur, claws, and scales so that they're healthy and happy.

Nisaqui has never been happier. And the company seems to be helping Gen a lot, too.

All in all, I wouldn't give up our growing family for anything.

[taranzfamily]

I really hope we can go to the Dance Theater in Ecruteak this year!

We usually do it every year in early December, but we didn't last year because we were still recovering from Gen going missing and Gen didn't feel ready yet and there was lots and lots going on.

But hopefully we can this year! And there's lots and lots of new people living with us who'll get to see the show for the first time!

I'm really excited! I really really hope we can go!

[ghostgirlcara]

I'd love to go with you, if you'll have me! Despite living in Ecruteak, it's been a really long time since I've seen one of their shows... I'd love to see if they're still as mesmerizing as I remember.

[taranzfamily]

I'll have to ask mom and dad, but that sounds fun!

[taranzfamily]

I really hope we can go to the Dance Theater in Ecruteak this year!

We usually do it every year in early December, but we didn't last year because we were still recovering from Gen going missing and Gen didn't feel ready yet and there was lots and lots going on.

But hopefully we can this year! And there's lots and lots of new people living with us who'll get to see the show for the first time!

I'm really excited! I really really hope we can go!

[taranzfamily]

(How have I not seen this blog yet..?)

Greetings. I am Fidget, an ally to eebies on this site. It's a pleasure to finally meet you, all things considered.

- @med-anon-z

Hi! So you know my brother?

[taranzfamily]

Pippy Pidove Mail!

A Zorkification potion, thrown!

…But it missed!

The potion harmlessly smashes against a window-frame, splashing against the closed window but otherwise doing nothing but dripping down towards the ground.

Don't go after our family. Please.

[pallas-perspective]

Nothing like a good movie to get your mind off things

[taranzfamily]

What movie?

[the-fallen-huntress]

(@taranzfamily) Twitch? You ok? You've been getting a lot smaller! -Nisaqui

...it is fine....!! Anons are...being difficult...

[taranzfamily]

...do you want a hug? Are they being mean?

[the-fallen-huntress]

...they are.... and....

....a hug wouldn't...hurt..

[taranzfamily]

I'll be right there!

[the-fallen-huntress]

(@taranzfamily) Twitch? You ok? You've been getting a lot smaller! -Nisaqui

...it is fine....!! Anons are...being difficult...

[taranzfamily]

...do you want a hug? Are they being mean?

[taranzfamily]

Are you willing to die for them?

Yes, I would die for my family.

[taranzfamily]

How would you all feel if someone tried to capture any of the 'mon you have living with you?

(im saying 'mon to include the non-eebies)

We wouldn't let that happen.

[that-dog-in-him]

(@taranzfamily) Hey, Dai! Wanna see something cool? -Ango

oh, uh, sure

[taranzfamily]

Have you ever heard of the diet coke and mentos trick?

[that-dog-in-him]

i thiiiink so? i kinda found it by accident the first time i think

[taranzfamily]

Wanna try it out in the backyard?

[that-dog-in-him]

(@taranzfamily) Hey, Dai! Wanna see something cool? -Ango

oh, uh, sure

[taranzfamily]

Have you ever heard of the diet coke and mentos trick?