Tara's Hella Stories

Dressdeer's writing/art blog. Icon by Sandmansandlot.tumblr.com. 

[mohtz]

PYGMALION AND GALATEA

“She kisses it and thinks it kisses her back. She speaks with it, embraces it, and even feels that her fingers sink into its limbs and fears to turn them black and blue.”

[tarathehellawriter]

Hell, Woman! Nice arm tats!

[tarathehellawriter]

Hell Woman, a confurmed furry,

[basscleftara]

Hell Woman goes Anime (Based off of http://scarlett-knight.deviantart.com/art/Commission-54-437275428) (If I haven’t given proper credit, tell me and I’ll fix it or delete the post)

[tarathehellawriter]

Mermaid Redeye and Nina

[tarathehellawriter]

Mermaid Redeye!

[tarathehellawriter]

Run run run, all you do is fucking run, but you'll never run away from yourself

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Sci fi hell woman

[cornwolf-sketch]

in my one original universe dragons are just shitty possums that don’t really do anything, you just find them in your garden or bathtub making this expression

[theawesomeadventurer]

I love it???? beautiful concept.

[boarofthenorth100]

horace, do you have anything comforting to say in these hard times?

Boar’s Is Not So Good With Words

Poem’s Sound Like Spoiled Curds

Much Better At Lifting Truck

Not Some Wordly Monkey Fuck

But Listen Well Open You’r Ear

Your Discus World Will Not End Here

Boar Has Seen It In The Fire

Life Lyes Beyond This Goopy Mire

Skies Look Dark And Things’ Are Grim

But Horace Asks You Listen Him

Keep Chin High And Sadness Low

Boar Walk’s With You To Were You Go

Tapir Blesses You With The Shape

Your Even Help’d By Fucking Ape

Time Is Orbed It Is Shaped Round

More Good Times Are Soon Abound

[sandsvendor100]

hey seymour this election outcome is making me very scared for myself and my friends do you have any silly tips to make us feel better :(

Upon The Dunes, Across Sands SeasThis Tapir Boy Does Hear Your PleasHe Casts His Gaze Upon Your PlightAnd Bathes You In A Calming Light:

Do Not Despair, Be Not Afraid

Seymour And Friends Will Be Your Aid

In Hardest Times, In Challenge Great

Gerolds Immense Fat Huge Big Weight

And Guiseppes Strong Slinging Spells

Will Lift You From This Hell Of Hells.

Frog Slaps Bad Boys Away From You

And Elmer Swims To Your Rescue

And Horace Bonks His Tusk So Strong

Your Friends Are Here Your Whole Life Long.

But Most Of All, Remember This:

Seymour’s Great Telekinesis

And Arcane Word And Psychic Beams

Will Shield You From All Foul Regimes.

If Ever You Feel Scared And Weak

In Times So Hard And Days So Bleak

Just Think Of Seymour On His Dunes

And All His Friends Beneath The Moons

We Lend You Wisdom, Strength And Luck

To Vanquish Any Mother Fuck.

[fruitsoftheape100]

elmer can you say something reassuring? ur an ancient monkey god u must have some words of wisdom

You May Feel Weak, You May Feel SmallYou May Feel Hopeless, Most Of AllBut Time Goes Up, And Time Goes DownTime Will Smile, Time Will FrownBut Remember This, Each Time You WakeAnd Feel The Ache Of What’s At Stake:Keep Heart Soft, And Keep Mind StrongAnd Don’t Forget This Life Is LongEach Day That Time Swings To And FroEver Unto Justice, It Slowly GoesIt May Be Scary, It May Be DarkBut Time Is Not A Stagnant ArcKeep What’s Noble Close To HeartKeep Fear And Hatred Far ApartWith Fruits, Sand, And Ice TooWe Will Survive Ronald Reagan 2.

[tarathehellawriter]

Hell Woman rides again

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

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Local teen draws self as superhero as an excuse to draw cute outfits and guitars

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Soft boys who love each other 2: the softening

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Tara bangs out her tunes