Sirius: how do I know you two are worthy friends for Harry?
Ron: I broke the statute of secrecy and almost got my father fired just so I could get Harry out of a bad situation.
Sirius: That’ll be hard to top. Hermione?
Hermione: I set Snape on fire.

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Sirius: how do I know you two are worthy friends for Harry?
Ron: I broke the statute of secrecy and almost got my father fired just so I could get Harry out of a bad situation.
Sirius: That’ll be hard to top. Hermione?
Hermione: I set Snape on fire.
the first "prank" sirius and james ever pulled was a few months into first year. There was a gryffindor girl in their year that constantly went to mcgonagall asking to wear pants instead of the skirt only to be told that she couldn't, unfortunately. it was school rules.
They felt bad for her so they gave her james' trousers. James ofc being incredibly unorganised only brought one pair of trousers with him to hogwarts. So she gave him her skirt in return as a joke. That's when the idea clicked. Sirius and James would wear skirts the next day while the girl would wear pants.
The girl loved the idea and the next day, they all marched into the great hall together, refusing to change clothes. McGonagall gave them detention but she was laughing at them, so they don't think she really minded.
that girl was Marlene McKinnon.
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hogwarts staff gift exchange
when i was a homeless 20-year-old i was rejected from multiple housing opportunities because i had 5k in medical debt from going to the ER after getting roofied and sexually assaulted (i was unconscious so calling 911 was not my decision) and UHC denied my insurance claim. so yeah, i'm actually deriving an enormous amount of pleasure from watching health insurance CEOs snivel and hide like the heartless cowards they are. may those who profit from our suffering live in fear of those they seek to deny.
Hogwarts Holidays at The Burrow & Malfoy Manor 🥂🪶🍂
and they're both binding over the other
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Born with his priorities straight
*bounces* I’m really proud of this one, everybody!
This piece was commissioned by the lovely @drarryruinedme7 to accompany the mysterious, sexy, and completely enthralling (I stayed up the whole night reading it in one go) fic Who We Are in the Shadows by @quicksilvermaid written for H/D Erised 2019 fest.
The chemistry between Harry and Draco in this fic is on fire! 🔥 I highly recommend!!
a little spin off from the last comic. Harry’s bank account hates to see every holiday season…and Draco’s birthday
Amidst the dark depths of the Chamber of Secrets, Harry bravely rescues Draco from the clutches of Tom Riddle's possession⚔️✨
While Baby Jamie is being examined, he finds himself utterly captivated by Healer Draco. Showing he's truly his dad's son✨
this sounds so fruity.
the beloved and infamous Granger-Weasley clan
bonus:
College AU🏀(Pt.8)
Draco finally gives in to Harry’s constant nagging and goes to watch him play but of course, Potter has a knack for making him feel things he’s definitely not ready to admit🤭
the line between fuck you and I’ll fuck you is thin
I finally finished it!