Lmao fuck guests

a blog dedicated to HATING ALL THE GUESTS THAT COME INTO OUR STORE and also ALL OF OUR MANAGERS AND COWORKERS

[mysharona1987]

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

reblog if you’ve ever been horrified by your own Customer Service voice

[c-bassmeow]

she is so FAKE 

[theforce]

working in retail

me: hey

customer: i wish you would just fucking DIE 

me: okay let me know if you have any questions ! 

[iskwekan]

customer service worker: *apologizes for something very minor and inconsequential*

me, in tears: you’ve done nothing wrong, ever, in your life

[loneozner]

me: *waits patiently in a line in a busy establishment with limited employees who can only work so fast

every 40+ person in the vicinity: OHHHHHHH MY GOD THIS IS RI-DIC-U-LOUS why is the space time continuum not being broken to IMMEDIATELY ACCOMODATE me, The Most Important Person In The World,

[truckhole-deactivated20181203]

if you’re a customer fuck you

[targetprobs]

How many goddamn times can I hear the phrase "do you guys have the chip reader yet" in one HOUR?????

[targetprobs]

If any of you guys are AP then I'm sorry but...what do y'all even do...smh

[kimmlesandbits]

Target was kinda lit last night 🎯

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me as a supermarket cashier

me *over store intercom*: to the owner of the beige toyota sienna, your window is open & your golden retriever smiled at me. please come to cash register 14 and tell me what his name is , because i love him 

[moved-to-orpheyon-deactivated20]

Target is a great store… I love Target

[kinesthetiacreal-deactivated201]

I like the weird popcorn smell. Being in a target always feels somewhat hyperreal idk how to describe it but the sense of reality in a target is always a bit unhinged

[oneofusbyabba]

if you scream at 19yr old retail workers who are trying their hardest till they cry i hope you fucking burn in the deepest level of hell

[targetprobs]

Me 50 times a day: there's no limit to the things you can take in the fitting room Guests: Omg what that's amazing really?? Me 50 times a day: ya it's amazing right please go in now

[targetprobs]

So this blog is my spirit animal Love, Eternal suffering softlines team member

Yes b thanks!!

[pomeranian2]

[demoncyborg]

@ all clothing store employees im so sorry im so bad at folding i just wanted to look at it

[pastasanta]

it is okay we understand

[targetprobs]

No we fucking don't

[c2queen]

Retail Robin is my new favorite meme you guys. I’ve sadly experienced ALL of these working retail. What about you guys? I HATE RETAIL.

[missourimonster-blog-deactivate]

YESSSS THIS IS SO ACCURATE IT HURTS