[catsbeaversandducks]

When you get a chance to pet a bald eagle, YOU DO IT. 

Video via theCHIVE

[gunsandfireandshit]

Eagles are dirty ‘ol scavengers lol

[radical-agriculture]

it’s gardening season! please don’t plant lettuces/greens directly into the ground in an urban area or close to a building without getting a soil test. the risk of lead poisoning is very high. if you can’t afford a soil test and you must plant into the ground, try to grow something where you will only be eating the fruit and not the leaves & stems (i.e. tomatoes, cucumbers, etc) bc there’s less of a chance that heavy metals will migrate to the fruit tissues. better yet, build a raised bed or plant in pots!

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

Wow, I had no idea - thank you.

[bewbin]

death note was amazing at foreshadowing. like they literally named him L

[arianagrandre]

this video cursed me i literally can’t listen to this song now without thinking of this

[psilocyboi]

Tfw u hook up with someone n then u can smell them on u for the rest of the day but in a good way

[mewcandy-deactivated20160917]

I literally wore the same shirt today because of this

[psilocyboi]

Me too lmao. I love ur smell

[mattsturbator]

Can y'all use the new message system.

[neoperks]

PEAS 🦆 part 3

[yuri-alexeyevich]

[nutsacktorturer]

cat brains are so small but they fit so much bastard into them

[bisexualfeministlion]

Goodbye

20GayTeen

Hello

20BiTeen

[observing-observer-being-watche]

Stop his absolutely stupid bullshit please. It’s 2018 and 2019 not some stupid “20gayteen” or “20biteen” seriously. Grow tf up

[hoothoot22222]

[studentlifeproblems]

[arrowquillpokemon]

game: has any kind of elemental based fighting system

me: apply pokemon logic

[gluttonousgoddess]

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

[arrowquillpokemon]

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

[karnalesbian]

go outside and try to suplex a bird

[dolleyeresponse]

tell me how bug resists fighting

[karnalesbian]

go outside and try to suplex a bug

[ginger-ale-official]

[terpsikeraunos]

on the one hand there are many aspects of academia that should be criticized but on the other hand i’m concerned about the rise of anti-intellectualism as a tool of fascism

[catastrophic-success]

Hey yo what the fuck does this say in English? Because if you can’t explain in layman’s terms you’re not doing a good job of getting your point across to everyone.

[nl]

hey man i think you might just be dumb

[cryptidquinn-deactivated2021071]

me: *searches for a post i know for a fact is on my blog*

tumblr: “sowwy, we didn’t find anyfing wike that :(((((”

me:

[jheselbraum]

Like. I’m a firm believer that porn online shouldn’t be within kids reach (those “are you 18” checkboxes for life) but. Like. Ok first of all, just ban cp? It’s not hard? Cp is what got you into this mess just ban it. Second of all, you could increase the age of sign-up from 13 to 18. Third of all, you could do what deviantart does and just. Require birthdays at sign-up. If your blog is flagged as nsfw, you can’t interact with minors. You want to follow an nsfw blog? Prove you’re an adult. You’re an adult but don’t want to see nsfw content? Safe search (that actually works).

It’s not hard to make a functioning website, but staff doesn’t seem to want to do that.

[baekphia]

maybe if john green hadnt talked about cock being one of his favorite tastes we wouldn’t be in this big mess 🙄

[bluroan]

*sees a big field with no horses it*

Me: what is even the point

[pocketss]

it’s just one of those croissant days

[pocketss]

we love a recovery