doctor: sir, i'm sorry. the results are in and i'm afraid you have updog
patient: wh- what's updog
doctor, calling a nurse on the hospital's intercom: KAREN GET IN HERE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT
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doctor: sir, i'm sorry. the results are in and i'm afraid you have updog
patient: wh- what's updog
doctor, calling a nurse on the hospital's intercom: KAREN GET IN HERE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT
me after doing some impulsive shit that i know im gonna regret later: its called being spontaneous
I don’t want to commit suicide, but if someone walked in here and put a gun to my head I wouldn’t beg for mercy...That’s not the same, is it?
Dogs licks us because they know we have bones inside. And they want em.
it’s 4:20 you know what that means. time for the sun to go down. I hate winter
Tumblr may have banned porn. But you can still follow me and watch as I get fucked by life
“I am both worse and better than you thought.”
— Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals Of Sylvia Plath
me when i am mildly inconvenienced: thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME
me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed: no no it's fine i've had worse
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come with me
and you’ll be
in a world
of
I’m sorry mom and dad for being your child. For taking all those years from your life for nothing. For being a shame and failing in life. I’m sorry for who I was, what I am, and for who I will become.
“I knew you were going to break my heart, but I fell for you anyways.”
— And when you finally did break it, I only had myself to blame.
“And she’ll smile, like always, to remind you that she’s still alive, and then she’ll turn around and face her demons alone. Like always.”
I’m genuinely surprised I made it through 2018 without killing myself