I know Physics and Maths

I heard that male olive baboons, when reaching maturity leave their pack and travel alone to find a new one, where they then try to become one of leaders. This is honestly inspiring

[flimflix]

[teaboot]

Enamored with the concept of an evil locksmith. What are you gonna do, lock them up? Bad news, buddy

[caspersgraveyard]

the masculine urge

the feminine urge

the human urge to yearn for the existence of dragons

[spritegraphic]

Wizards from Gifcities.

[ultrainfinitepit]

My cat has to wear a cone this week and it made me think of an angel whose halo is a cone.

[ultrainfinitepit]

Local idiot is cone-free and back on his regular sillyzone nonsense.

[numinous-queer]

I am obsessed with the theological implications of this

[sandsvendor100]

*cuts off pieces of melon and pass them through the bars of your cage with a long stick so you don’t bite my hand off*

You Do This Oh So Sweetly But Then Quickly Realize That The Bars Are To Your Cage And I Am The Only Ones With The Keys And You Are My Little Pisoner Of Wars And Will Never Escape And You Must Watch Me Eat The Melon In The Ancoent "Bones-n-All" Style For The Rest Of Your Days And I Never Even Look At You Or Acknoledge Your There

[208]

someone needs to remind celebrities that they are just overpayed court jesters 🙄 WE are the kings they entertain

[teaboot]

You know what's wild?

Your body- like, the one you're existing as? Your mind prison?- it's not a wholly independant entity. It's an ecosystem. You're a bog that's self-aware

[teaboot]

Imagine if a swamp could telepathically communicate a desire for Chicago style deep dish and then just. Have it

[teaboot]

No wonder my stomach hates me, the fish are confused as fuck

[leiposting]

The Guardians of Sand have awakened from their thousand-year rest! Pohatu will have to keep his wits about him if he is to claim his Golden Mask of Power… and live to tell the tale!

[donkandfriends]

This is the video that launched my #whatdyawannabe series on TikTok. I’ll post some of those next.

[catsuggest]

good morninge !

[catsuggest]

it is time to get up and get busé with the day !

[piracytheorist]

What are your plans for today, cat?

[catsuggest]

[kneekspeeks]

MORE KAIJUUUUUUUUUUU

[randomitemdrop]

I just learned about the official D&D item “Bag of Beans”, a bag of magic beans that you can plant for a random effect. They’re all ridiculous (one of them causes an entire pyramid of mummies to appear), but the one for 21-30 is so amazing I think you should have it just on its own, especially if you can figure out a way to attune it to somebody besides yourself:

Zwanziger Beans: when planted and watered, it sprouts an animate, immobile stone statue in your likeness rises. It makes verbal threats against you. If you leave it and others come near, it describes you as the most heinous of villains and directs the newcomers to find and Attack you. If you are on the same plane of existence as the statue, it knows where you are. The statue becomes inanimate after 24 hours.

[gigamesh-mocs]

Toa Zaria, oucast Toa of Iron.

I felt a Shield would be an appropriate tool as Zaria, being forced kill an enemy, is haunted by the experience and chose to discard his weapon in favour of defence.

Great Sanok from Forge of the Mask Makers on Shapeways, printed in Orange.

[donkandfriends]

This is the video that launched my #whatdyawannabe series on TikTok. I’ll post some of those next.

[call-me-noa]

They swapped Rin's colors around (red skirt and black top) and got rid of her ass window.

[slopaganda]

jonas brothers on the radio… people watching fruits basket… it’s really 2009 again huh 

[slopaganda]

[neopoint]

hey guys i’m so sorry