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[clears throat]

Courgette

#what if a #french #wanted a #zucchini #but God said #“non”

Undoes your Tie

Unzips your Pants

Uncircumcises your Peenin

yur welcom

I feel like cackling like an old wicked witch with her animal companion Stew (he's called that cause he was supposed to be an ingredient but rebelled and now just sort of hangs around).

The witch is evil and proud of it and also is making a potion with your hand in it.

You will become Magical Fertilizer for popcorn.

#witchcraft #familiar #that's what it's called not companion #we ain't in a Bethesda Softwork #and i by soft let's just say the Skyrim #stew

An isthmus is but an isthmus is but an isthmus by its name.

- William Shat

#shakespeare #sea?#what was an isthmus again #name

"JEANNAY", said Forrest, running towards the pier.

"Yo", said Greg, 24 y.o., employed at Uncle Jim's Cafe-Restaurant for Dummies.

The cloud heaved.

#clouds #forrest #cafe #temporal #wut

Is this a stronk?

- James Bond, pointing at a butterfly

#james bond #butterfly #the strokes #pointing

Shockingly, I have yet to reach stardom.

Perhaps, because I haven't quite worked towards it.

Perhaps, because the Ancient Gods watch me just a bit puzzled by my very existence.

Nonetheless, I shall eat some chips and relax a little bit as a treat.

#stardom #gods #ancient #while on a road trip

Thy stilted skin is, indeed, rumpled.

#rumplestiltskin #skincare #tis true

Me (Sicilian) listening to 50 Cent (rapper) at the bus station (Turin) singing along to P.I.M.P. (song) while waiting for the bus (Route 10)

#turin #torino #rap #public transportation #this is ridiculous im going to sociology #not even hiphopology #smh to myself

finally FINALLY Asmodee Italia re-printed the expansion for Star Wars Rebellion after idunno 45 years approx (by the most recent data)

I immediately bought it from my FLGS, tore it open, and put aaaaall the components in the base box, mixing and matching as per instructions to my heart's content.

So anyways last time I played was A While ago but I mean there's always time right RIGHT RIGHT???

I'll Jedi mind trick my flatmate to play if I need to. Vader ain't got shit on me boi

#star wars #board games #star wars rebellion #asmodee #flgs

tartaruga-paciuga

I'm confused.

There are comments and tags, but they all get put under notes, and the former are, not really that much used? Why are they here Jerry what is their function?

My text above became colourless for some reason, and then turned back to normal. I also can do pretty colours so that's nice.

What is the squiggly bar.

My dash (it's called dash right?) has Tumblr Live and it's either Kira from Death Note or Just Boobs. Which, I'm not complaining.

I reblog 1 (one) House MD post and now I see nothing but House related posts. They are all about the uncatholic House-Wilson relationship, and I fear they will just keep on coming and submerge all and every other possible content.

Little text weeee so cute

I think mutuals are just, like, followers but more personal? I don't have any yet, I don't know if I should thank the Greek Gods - whom, as far as I have deduced, are the Greek pantheon but way sexier - or pray to them to get some.

Anyways, now I finally understand what the Younglings mean by peak; the polar opposite of all this.

WAIT I CAN MOVE PARAGRAPHS HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO COOL (it randomly decides how tho)

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It keeps telling me to blaze stuff Sir do I look like a pyromaniac to you?

#blaze

I'm confused.

There are comments and tags, but they all get put under notes, and the former are, not really that much used? Why are they here Jerry what is their function?

My text above became colourless for some reason, and then turned back to normal. I also can do pretty colours so that's nice.

What is the squiggly bar.

My dash (it's called dash right?) has Tumblr Live and it's either Kira from Death Note or Just Boobs. Which, I'm not complaining.

I reblog 1 (one) House MD post and now I see nothing but House related posts. They are all about the uncatholic House-Wilson relationship, and I fear they will just keep on coming and submerge all and every other possible content.

Little text weeee so cute

I think mutuals are just, like, followers but more personal? I don't have any yet, I don't know if I should thank the Greek Gods - whom, as far as I have deduced, are the Greek pantheon but way sexier - or pray to them to get some.

Anyways, now I finally understand what the Younglings mean by peak; the polar opposite of all this.

WAIT I CAN MOVE PARAGRAPHS HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO COOL (it randomly decides how tho)

#tumblr #newbie #tumblr pantheon #confused #mutuals #tumblr live #house md

doueverwonder

“Average doctor commits 10 crimes a year” factoid actually just a statistical error. Average doctor commits 0 crimes per year. Crimes Gregory, who hates his supervisors and commits 27 crimes each shift, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

#md stands for mis demeanor

Ex-CUSE me? How DARE you talk to me like that?

I will kick your ass. I will crush your butt. I will smash your booty. I think what I'm trying to say is, you got a mighty fine bottom, ma'am.

#kick ass #butt #synonyms

tartaruga-paciuga

I just discovered that Apple Bottom is actually a real, tangible brand. I was until now convinced they were just, like, form fitting to make your Bottom look like an Apple? Jessica smh how could you have done this for me

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Visual representation (rear view, 2025)

#jeans #apples #bottoms #fashion

I just discovered that Apple Bottom is actually a real, tangible brand. I was until now convinced they were just, like, form fitting to make your Bottom look like an Apple? Jessica smh how could you have done this for me

#apple bottom jeans #boots with the fur #the whole club looking at her #JESSICA

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