SHSL Procrastinator

Tia, 29, They/Them Just a local disaster enby trying to get by in this hot mess life of mine.

[hazbinspambin]

Anyone else remember that why Simon meme? Cause I do

[cwote]

[girl-debord]

Hoodwinked AMV - Break Stuff

[girl-debord]

Break Stuff Sunday

[girl-debord]

Welcome to Break Stuff Sunday

[mellifexfarm]

start your weekend with some really bad girlcrowing

[unawakening-float07]

this is so fucking funny

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

[jeremysknoxes]

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

[snorlaxatives]

i just saw someone with the license plate ‘parrot’ and i’m wondering… do they just like parrots a lot?? do they own a parrot??? are they a parrot???? so many questions

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

So you know how lots of birds just find humans really sexy? Like how they're constantly trying to seduce humans, and if you have pet birds there's whole guides for how to not give your bird mixed signals and make them think you're their mate, and how they keep trying to drive off the partners of their owners/carers as rivals

And people who own or live near these types of birds just kind of have to live with this, like they just gotta accept that that's how birds are and work around it

I like to think that that's how gods feel about the tiresome human propensity to worship them at the drop of a hat

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

My apologies to everyone in the notes who are just now learning about the Many Birds Find Humans Sexy thing

[silfrvarg]

There are lyrebirds on the mountain pass I take to get to uni every day. The male lyrebirds apparently think motorcycles are the height of sexiness because around spring I always have to careful for the lyrebirds standing in the middle of the bloody road doing their song and dance routine at me.

Sir, yes your dance and collected sounds is very intriguing but I am the wrong species and just trying not to run you over!

[kageki-kokoro]

Beautiful Singles Are Shooting By At 60 MPH In Your Area

[theblackparadeisdead]

Also if you regularly work with kids/teens I cannot stress how important it is that you know someone who's like really into lame emo junk. There was a girl my dad was working with who just flat out refused to talk to adults or anyone at all and one day I was there and I saw her wearing a homemade bracelet that had beads that said YLDNDAHFHHACYCSYCDAYDKK and since I was also once a 14 year old making niche homemade mcr merch I was like "oh my god you like dnd Audrey Hepburn Fangoria Harry Houdini and croquet you cant swim you can't dance and you dont know karate!!!" and she looked at me like I'd said literal magic words and now we talk about music all the time

[theblackparadeisdead]

If you're working with troubled kids you need several people trained in child psychology with godlike levels of patience and at least one person who knows five nights at freddys lore front to back

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

the funniest thing about the tiktok tradwife craze is people learning financial abuse exists but like, as a hypothetical. "wait what if the relationship doesn't work out and you have nothing of your own and nowhere to go?" congratulations you figured out a common reason people remain in abusive relationships and why it's important to maintain some level of financial independence

[ghminerals]

Amethyst stalactite 28 cm. Complete all around. Artigas, Uruguay. Inquire for details

[trappedinavelociraptor]

#don't

[sailorsun546]

[elfwreck]

[weaselle]

the communication on this hellsite (affectionate) is an ecosystem

[phantomrose96]

I usually view February as having no holidays and it’s always a surprise to remember that to many many people, February is one of the most holiday-filled months, containing both Valentines Day and Football Day

[safereturn]

and that one holiday with the rodent that determines the weather

[phantomrose96]

and that one holiday with the rodent that determines the weather

[flagellant]

"I don't like the Jack Harkness test because it means it's okay to fuck Scooby Doo"

yes that's the entire damn point of the Harkness test. The Harkness Test doesn't exist to say you have to fuck Scooby Doo. The Harkness Test exists to say that it is morally/ethically fine for someone to want to fuck Scooby Doo, because Scooby Doo can give informed consent and communicate as such.

the reason you don't like it is because none of you are self-aware enough to realize how incredibly fucking puritan all of you are when it comes to fucking

[flagellant]

like, let's be entirely clear here: the harkness test is useful for two incredibly important reasons.

it cements a structure of morality on the topic of monsterfucking, ensuring a 'baseline' of whether or not it's 'okay' to fuck any given monster by determining if said monster can enthusiastically consent and verbalize as such.

but it also points out the hypocrisy of the "but Scooby Doo" people. because now that no one can claim that monsterfucking is unethical based on your most fundamental argument--which is usually claiming bestiality-related shit--now you can't use the argument of "it's bad because consent". now you just have to admit "i just don't like it" and can't hide behind a moralistic puritan bullshit standard to act as though you've got an upper ground.

[grifalinas]

I love the Harkness test because of exactly that. People try to poke holes in it by applying their own subjective feelings and it’s like, nah, it’s fine, you just need to do some soul-searching about your feelings toward sexuality. The world of pretend has different rules and you need to live with that.

[chaotic-carnifex]

Excuse me but those tags are really interesting.

[pro-bopass]

[tags reading, #saw someone try to argue that perry the platypus doesn't pass the harkness test because he can't speak #and i don't know how to explain to this person #that not only is that fundamentally untrue (he can communicate using language he just can't vocalize in a human way) #it's also extremely dehumanizing to humans who also can't communicate vocally #it wasn't that perry doesn't pass the harkness test #they just had their panties wound up because that meant it's fine if people ship him with doofenshmirtz"]

[tf2heritageposts]

get off ai and join an rp server. you must

[tf2heritageposts]

to everyone saying “oh i’m too scared of human contact/i can’t find anyone”

1. i promise, in an rp server, everyone is as much of an awkward nerd as you. you are not going to be crucified in the garden for being a bit shy

2. disboard is a great place to find to find rp servers, so is tumblr “look up *insert fandom* rp” and you’ll probably find one. if not, make one! i’m sure you have friends who want to join

the world is your oyster

[tf2heritageposts]

i love seeing people in here advertise their own rp servers, and other people deciding to actually join some. go forth and roleplay my dear friends

[pitbolshevik]

it actually annoys the shit out if me when people act like ww2 isn't something that you need to learn about anymore. like no actually that's all still very important sorry

[pitbolshevik]

like yes the guys who just salivate over which weapons killed the most people are fucking weird, no argument there, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't know about the various war crimes committed by literally every country involved. it's all still very much relevant, the 1940s wasn't really that long ago, all things considered.

[pitbolshevik]

oh and learn about how people fought back. I'm not talking about the allied soldiers, im talking about the warsaw uprising, the sobibór uprising, the many many resistance movements that existed across the globe, the idea that everyone just meekly accepted fascism and didn't bother fighting back is simply not true

[jentlemahae]

crying

[jentlemahae]

user markshotaros going shooters for karl marx

[sagicidal]

u forgot the best part

[lastoneout]

This came across my feed a little bit ago so I'm glad I finally have context for it

[tendochocolat]

@ukaizawa

[athenasdragon]

God, that explains this:

[unclefather]